《class 1-a chatfic》{17} the return of MOMo and iidad
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MOMo: me and iida have come to the conclusion that you guys need to be tamed.
pikachuwu: huh🧍♀️
tape: this is so random wtf-
speedy: Yes, we think you guys should stop spamming the group chat early in the morning. It's bad for your health to stay up so late, and it annoys people.
pinky: and? idgaf who it annoys
MOMo: that is no way to treat your fellow classmates.
izuwu: mother, i'm gonna say this as politely as i can but-
izuwu: stfu, we don't need ur opinion
MOMo: apparently you need manner lessons too.
floaty: IDGAF IF UR MY 'MOTHER', PLS STFU AND LEAVE US ALONE BEFORE I FLOAT YOU OFF THIS FUCKING EARTH-
kacchan: i agree with round face.
speedy: Bakugo, I find your nicknames quite rude. I'd rather you didn't use them.
kacchan: die mf
icythot: i have been summoned. who r we killing this time.
kacchan: iida and momo
MOMo: NO, THERE WILL BE NO KILLING
speedy: THAT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
icythot: anyways. . . i have the basement prepared.
kacchan: i'm on my way
izuwu: :o i'm coming tooooo
speedy: NO MIDORIYA
speedy: NO BAKUGO
speedy: NO TODOROKI
izuwu: y'know what.
izuwu: i didn't think it'd come to this but...
izuwu kicked MOMo and speedy.
izuwu: i vote we create a gc without them.
pikachuwu: yES OMFG CAN I CREATE IT
rock: WAIT LET ME HELP TOO
izuwu: ok, let me just add them back here so they don't keep asking us-
izuwu deleted 4 messages.
izuwu added MOMo and speedy
MOMo: how rude.
spotify: babe u deserved it
speedy: sigh.
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rock created a group chat.
rock added 17 people.
pikachuwu and izuwu are now admins.
pikachuwu: I HAVE A NAME FOR GROUP,, GIMME A MIN
pikachuwu changed the group name to 'i will chop off ur dick.'
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pinky: omfg that's so iconic 🙄‼️
floaty: YES OMFG DENKI
insomniac
pikachuwu: wOah calm down there babe 😀
tape: i really didn't need to know that ✨
izuwu: guys help
izuwu: i was watching ouran high school host club and-
izuwu:
izuwu: EXCUSE ME SIR?? THATS INCEST RIGHT THERE 😀🕶🤏
pinky: LMFAO PLSSSS I LOVE OHSHC BUT WHY R THE TWINS LIKE THAT 💀
kacchan: ohshc is such a good show but tHERES FUCKING INCEST AND SHIT LIKE WTF??
floaty: *gasp* bakugo liking something other than killing people :o
kacchan: die u whore
icythot: once again, i have the basement ready.
kacchan: thanks
blondie: bruv i cant believe ur cheating on me w bakubitch
icythot: now it's ur turn to die
blondie: i feel heartbroken 😩💔
izuwu: monoma i love you but pls stfu before a detroit smash you to antarctica
blondie: gawd daymn.....no one loves me
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izuwu: i just- BRUV I LITERALLY JUST SAID 'i love you but pls stfu-'
blondie: ur the only one that loves me 😩
insomniac
blondie: *gasp* i-i won at some thing 🤩
blondie: fuck i'm so awesome 😩
blondie:
tape: HANAKO??? WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS MONOMA-
blondie: he's segc 😩
izuwu: i gotta agree w you 😩
pinky: ..same
kacchan: shoto we're going on a killing rampage
icythot: k
icythot: i can call touya if u want, i'm sure he wouldn't mind helping
kacchan: thanks
izuwu: guys- TOUYA??
izuwu: SHOTO YOU TOLD ME HE WAS DEAD???
icythot: lmao no, turns out he's that villain dabi
pinky: gawd daymn *sips tea*
floaty: *screenshots* ugh this is so good
izuwu: AND YOU DIDNT FUCKING TELL ME SHOTO?? GOD DAMMIT I REALLY WANTED TO KNOW MORE AB HIS QUIRK >:(
icythot: fine you can come with us on our killing rampage.
izuwu: thanks bestie
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izuwu: luv u kacchan 😻
kacchan: i love me too
pikachuwu: no one else does
pikachuwu:
pikachuwu: i'm sorry pls don't kill me
rock: denki run. i can hear the explosions now.
pikachuwu: i'm so fucked
izuwu: sigh.
izuwu: i'll stop him
izuwu: i just need to give him my all might fact book :)
pikachuwu: THANKS IZUKUUU
insomniac
pikachuwu: YES PLS 😻
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pinky: g u y s
pinky: denki and shinso r asleep rn
pinky: but look at this
pinky:
pinky: THEY GOT MATCHING HOODIES-
floaty: ALHDISBE THATS SO CUTE WTF
floaty: bruh we should freaking do this omfg
floaty: FROG HOODIES OMGGG
ribbitch: y e s p l s
izuwu: *gasp* KACCHAN CAN WE GET MATCHING HOODIES,,
kacchan: fuck no
izuwu: pleaseee, hOW ABOUT WE GET THE BLACK HOODIE WITH AN ORANGE 'X' ON IT :o
kacchan: i'll think about it.
izuwu: ok i'm ordering them now 🤩
tape: *cries in single*
pinky: *joins crying*
blondie: i cant believe that you guys r so uncool that no one wants to date u 🙄
tape: bruh. . . ur single as well
blondie: ACTUALLY,, IM DATING SHOTO
icythot: it's todoroki to you
icythot: and we aren't fucking dating
icythot: never have
icythot: never will
tape: see monoma
tape: i w a s r i g h t
blondie: this is bullying 💔
rock: that's not manly sero
rock: you know how sad we were when we got bullied
tape: *gasp* but bullying is so fun 😻
pinky: i just know if momo was watching this she'd be ✨quaking✨
floaty: pls i can imagine her anger through the screen 💀
tape: i'm so glad we removed iida and momo-
pikachuwu: same,, they ruined the vibe of the group chat 😔✌️
pinky: yes....
pinky: #cancelparents2021
icythot: i agree, let's cancel my father first.
kacchan: and by cancel you better mean kill.
icythot: you know me so well.
izuwu: wAit guys-
izuwu: i wanna join 😩
icythot: sure, grab a baseball bat.
izuwu: thanks guys, i'm looking forward to this.
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