blondie: *shook noises* WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS SPAM THE GC LAST NIGHT?? I FELT LONELY :((

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kacchan: yea well they were spamming another group chat at 5:30 fucking am

izuwu: kacchannn we said we were sorryyy

kacchan: no tf u didn't ??

rock: oh- well we're sorryyy :(

pikachuwu: i'm not sorry- it was fun 😩

rock: :o thats not manly bro 😔

pikachuwu: HDRUFFKS SORRYY

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pikachuwu: oopsies srry bb

tape: spamming group chats at 5am is fun

izuwu: exactly 😌

spotify: yeah well it's NOT FUN FOR THE OTHER GC MEMBERS- I GOT WOKEN UP BY MY PHONE VIBRATING

tape: anyways, we're gonna spam again tonight aren't we guys ;)

pikachuwu: OF COURSE BRO

izuwu: yuh 😎

rock: that's not manly tho guys 😔

tape: idgaf, it's f u n

rock: ...i'll join u guys then

pikachuwu; YESSIR

kacchan: if you guys spam the group chat any later than 10:30pm i will commit a homicide.

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kacchan: for sure

pikachuwu: HITOSHI BB R U OK?

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icythot: same lmao

izuwu: sho :(

blondie: UGH NO MY SOULMATE IS SAD 💔💔💔

icythot: i am this 🤏 close to slicing your dick of with an icicle and then burning it to ashes.

kacchan: you have been granted the right to call me katsuki now, shoto.

icythot: thanks katsuki

blondie: I CANT BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THIS

blondie: HOW DARE U CHEAT ON ME

blondie: AND THEN THREATEN TO CHOP OF MY DICK??

blondie: anyways i'll take izuku then 😻

izuwu: ew no wtf

blondie: ...SHOTO TAKE ME BACK PLSSS I'LL DO ANYTHING

icythot: get it into ur thick skull, we were not and will never date. ever.

icythot: also,,

icythot: stop. calling. me. by. my. first. name.

icythot: prick ✄╰U╯

blondie: wow ok 💔💔

blondie: gonna go do some retail therapy to help me get over the heartbreak 😩

pinky: I SHALL JOIN YOU

floaty: ME TOO SJSHIABE

ribbitch: if ocha goes, i'll come

MOMo: i have some money we can spend

spotify: i'll come too then ig

pikachuwu: WAIT WAIT I WANNA COME

izuwu: ME TOO PLSSS

blondie: fineee you can all come 🙄

spotify: we don't need ur permission to go shopping?

kacchan: lmao none of you guys r going anywhere if you don't get to school within 2 mins. the bell goes off in 3 mins.

tape: HAHA I'M HERE ON TIME FOR ONCE

pikachuwu: AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME TO COME WITH YOU?? BRO HOW COULD U

tape: srry bro, i thought u were with shinsou 😔

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izuwu: let's just go to class-

rock: good idea izuku 😀

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izuwu: GUYS THE GROUP HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER 19 HRS

izuwu: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEL YOU ABOUT ALL MIGHTS GOLDEN AGE TO FILL THE SILENCE?

izuwu: I'D GLADLY DO IT

pinky: jeez no

rock: naw 😀

floaty: oh hell no

kacchan: y e s p l e a s e

izuwu: oki kacchan :)

izuwu: okay so i have lots of facts,, lemme just type them up real quick

floaty kicked izuwu

floaty: sorry. . . someone had to 😩

pinky: thanks uraraka, i don't think i could listen to one of his all might rants again 😀

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icythot: i could listen to him talking ab all might all day long. it makes me feel like i'm rebelling against my father.

kacchan: i could also listen to him tell me facts ab all might, HE KNOWS SHIT I CANT FIND ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET

pikachuwu: i wanna listen to him cuz it makes me feel smart if i know so many facts ab all might 😌

floaty: let's vote then, all in favour of leaving izuku out of the gc until he forgets say 'i'

pinky: i

tape: i

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blondie: i

blondie: i love izuku but manz got some useless facts

kacchan: idgaf ab ur opinions. if uraraka won't add him back i'll just create a new group chat.

kacchan: where uraraka isn't an admin.

floaty: do it. idc.

icythot: i just remembered i am an admin still

icythot added izuwu.

izuwu: I LOVE YOU SHO THANK YOU

icythot: np izu

izuwu: now lemme just-

floaty is no longer admin.

izuwu: your admin privileges have been revoked.

floaty: how could you, i thought we were bffs

izuwu: u fucked up

floaty: i fucked up 😔💔

izuwu: anyways back to my All Might facts :)

kacchan: FUCKING FINALLY-

izuwu: ..

izuwu: i cant find my notebook to copy them from

izuwu: god dammit i had it a min ago

izuwu: WHERE IS IT-?

izuwu: brb guys, gonna destroy my entire room to find my notebook

pikachuwu: lmao we all just watched him suffer

tape: ugh we're such great friends 😩

pinky: ikr 🤩‼️

izuwu: FUCK I CANT FIND IT

izuwu: gasp

izuwu: this must be the work of. . .

izuwu: the ⛓⛓

pikachuwu: OMG NO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

pikachuwu: THEY'LL COME FOR US NEXT

tape: SHIT AHHHH DENKI AND KIRI COME TO MY DORM SO WE CAN HIDE IN MY CLOSET

rock: IM OMW RN BRO

rock: RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN

MOMo: who the fuck is running around the dorms at 3:21 am

pinky: you guys fucked up

pinky: haha

floaty: welcome to the club of people that fucked up

pikachuwu: MOM WE'RE SORRY BUT THE ⛓⛓ ARE GONNA GET US

MOMo: THE DARK REUNION ARENT GONNA GET YOU, KAIDOU IS THE ONE THAT DEALS WITH THEM

MOMo: idiots

izuwu: shit i forgot

izuwu: sorry guys

izuwu: no need to panic anymore

izuwu: we're all okay

pikachuwu: thank god, i was rlly fearing for my life there

kacchan: so you guys can fight the LoV MULTIPLE TIMES but are scared shitless just because someone mentions the ⛓⛓

rock: no need to call us out like that bro 😔

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kacchan: too much shit happened

kacchan: i would go away again if i were u

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