《class 1-a chatfic》{11} oopsies izuku drunk

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icy-thot: we have a problem

pikachuwu: woa...

pikachuwu: did todobro just text first :o

icy-thot: yuh, cuz we have a problem

rock: what's up?

floaty: is bakugo here?

kacchan: tf do u want from me

floaty: um- it's about izuku

kacchan: what. did. you. do.

ribbitch: i just wanna say, i was not involved in this at all. i was merely a witness

floaty: HEY!

ribbitch: every person for themselves.

kacchan: TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO DEKU BEFORE I FUCKING SMASH YOUR HEAD INTO PIECES

icy-thot: he's drunk.

kacchan: w h a t 🔫🙂

icy-thot: mina dared him to drink 3 bottles of beer

kacchan: where is he now

pinky: that's the problem...we lost him

kacchan: you lost a person

kacchan: you

kacchan: lost

kacchan: an

kacchan: entire

kacchan: fucking

kacchan: person ?

pinky: ..yes?

floaty: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY

(imma type izuku's messages with my eyes closed so I'll do a translation at the side

izuwu: heysbhuys (hey guys)

izuwu: im gay (you can guess that one xD)

izuwu: j lobe kavvajn (i love kacchan)

kacchan: deku where are you

izuwu: the moth pile obviously (the north pole obviously)

pinky: we can't understand him :(

speedy: how drunk is he?

floaty: OH SHIT ITS IIDA-

speedy: how. drunk. is. he.

ribbitch: ..after the first bottle and a half he was already halfway drunk so after his third he was completely gone.

ribbitch: he has a very low alcohol tolerance-

izuwu: im ofgenred (i'm offended)

kacchan: deku. where are you.

izuwu: im not sure sin tubing i'm at the pork idk (i'm not sure, i think i'm at the park idk)

pikachuwu: WHY DOESNT HE SEND I VIDEO/VOICE MESSAGE :o

pinky: OMG THATS A GOOD IDEA

kacchan: deku send a video or something

izuwu: oki kacvjan (ok kacchan)

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Izuwu sent 1 attachment

izuwu:

(basically he says he's sat outside a building in the shape of a 'U' and a 'A')

icy-thot: he must be outside school then

kacchan: no shit sherlock

floaty: izuku dont move, we're on our way!

izuwu: ew yor gay for that forg (ew your gay for that frog)

izuwu: wait theres a mah comjnh ourisde (wait there's a man coming outside)

izuwu: he an ugky bicyh (he an ugly bitch)

rock: OMFG HES GONNA GET KIDNAPPED

pikachuwu: WE GOTTA HURRY GUYS AHHAHAHBD

kacchan: calm ur tits, it's probably just aizawa

izuwu: jes tanimh me inside ih shit (he's taking me inside oh shit)

izuwu: hahshsj£/)£:

izuwu : this is aizawa. whoever got midoriya drunk is in a lot of trouble. you better own up or else you'll all get dorm arrest for a week.

pinky: f r i c k

izuwu : i'm guessing it was you mina?

pinky: it wasn't only me!

speedy: sir I can tell you who did it

kacchan: i made a list.

kacchan: alien, round face, frog bitch, icyhot and earphone jack

spotify: hey!

pinky: you were there though-

spotify: dammit

izuwu : can someone translate that for me?

speedy: mina, uraraka, tsuyu, todoroki and jiro.

izuwu : all of you, meet me after class for your punishment. you will do all the chores in the dorms for a week.

pinky: awe :((

pikachuwu: wait, does izuku get a punishment?

rock: yea! technically he didn't do anything wrong since mina probably forced him to drink :(

pinky: STOP RATTING ME OUT KAHSJZJD

pinky: BAKUBITCH IS GONNA KILL ME

izuwu : midoriya's punishment will be no training for 2 days since he still drank the alcohol. and since mina seems to be more scared of bakugo than me, her punishment is now having to be bakugo's sparring partner for the next 2 days while midoriya won't be.

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pinky: NOOOO SIR HE'S GONNA KILL ME

izuwu : thats final. i've had enough. goodnight.

speedy: goodnight sir!

pikachuwu: sweet dreams aizawa-sensei

rock: don't let the bed bugs bite!

kacchan: wtf.

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izuwu: mina i'm gonna fucking kill you

pinky: o h s h i t

pikachuwu: IZUKU WHATS WRONG :(

izuwu: i have a splitting headache

izuwu: this is ur fault mina u bitch

pinky: i'm sorryyyy :((

pinky: how can i make it up to u :(

izuwu: let kacchan beat u up

izuwu: i would but my head hurts too much

kacchan: i'm coming to ur dorm

kacchan: pinky i'm gonna fucking kill you later

pinky: fuckkk

icy-thot: izuku do u want me to make u sum soba 🍜

icy-thot: i was gonna make myself some anyways

izuwu: :o

izuwu: yes pleaseee :3

icy-thot: oki, i'll bring it up to ur room :3

kacchan: m i n e

icy-thot: i thought we already established that when you got hot soba on izu's back

kacchan: stfu whore

icy-thot: i prefer thot, but thanks anyways

kacchan: just make deku his soba

izuwu: thanks sho!

pikachuwu: WAIT ISHSJSBSJD I WANT SOBA TOOOO

icy-thot: n o

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