《class 1-a chatfic》{11} oopsies izuku drunk
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icy-thot: we have a problem
pikachuwu: woa...
pikachuwu: did todobro just text first :o
icy-thot: yuh, cuz we have a problem
rock: what's up?
floaty: is bakugo here?
kacchan: tf do u want from me
floaty: um- it's about izuku
kacchan: what. did. you. do.
ribbitch: i just wanna say, i was not involved in this at all. i was merely a witness
floaty: HEY!
ribbitch: every person for themselves.
kacchan: TELL ME WHAT YOU DID TO DEKU BEFORE I FUCKING SMASH YOUR HEAD INTO PIECES
icy-thot: he's drunk.
kacchan: w h a t 🔫🙂
icy-thot: mina dared him to drink 3 bottles of beer
kacchan: where is he now
pinky: that's the problem...we lost him
kacchan: you lost a person
kacchan: you
kacchan: lost
kacchan: an
kacchan: entire
kacchan: fucking
kacchan: person ?
pinky: ..yes?
floaty: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME I'M SORRY
(imma type izuku's messages with my eyes closed so I'll do a translation at the side
izuwu: heysbhuys (hey guys)
izuwu: im gay (you can guess that one xD)
izuwu: j lobe kavvajn (i love kacchan)
kacchan: deku where are you
izuwu: the moth pile obviously (the north pole obviously)
pinky: we can't understand him :(
speedy: how drunk is he?
floaty: OH SHIT ITS IIDA-
speedy: how. drunk. is. he.
ribbitch: ..after the first bottle and a half he was already halfway drunk so after his third he was completely gone.
ribbitch: he has a very low alcohol tolerance-
izuwu: im ofgenred (i'm offended)
kacchan: deku. where are you.
izuwu: im not sure sin tubing i'm at the pork idk (i'm not sure, i think i'm at the park idk)
pikachuwu: WHY DOESNT HE SEND I VIDEO/VOICE MESSAGE :o
pinky: OMG THATS A GOOD IDEA
kacchan: deku send a video or something
izuwu: oki kacvjan (ok kacchan)
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Izuwu sent 1 attachment
izuwu:
(basically he says he's sat outside a building in the shape of a 'U' and a 'A')
icy-thot: he must be outside school then
kacchan: no shit sherlock
floaty: izuku dont move, we're on our way!
izuwu: ew yor gay for that forg (ew your gay for that frog)
izuwu: wait theres a mah comjnh ourisde (wait there's a man coming outside)
izuwu: he an ugky bicyh (he an ugly bitch)
rock: OMFG HES GONNA GET KIDNAPPED
pikachuwu: WE GOTTA HURRY GUYS AHHAHAHBD
kacchan: calm ur tits, it's probably just aizawa
izuwu: jes tanimh me inside ih shit (he's taking me inside oh shit)
izuwu: hahshsj£/)£:
izuwu : this is aizawa. whoever got midoriya drunk is in a lot of trouble. you better own up or else you'll all get dorm arrest for a week.
pinky: f r i c k
izuwu : i'm guessing it was you mina?
pinky: it wasn't only me!
speedy: sir I can tell you who did it
kacchan: i made a list.
kacchan: alien, round face, frog bitch, icyhot and earphone jack
spotify: hey!
pinky: you were there though-
spotify: dammit
izuwu : can someone translate that for me?
speedy: mina, uraraka, tsuyu, todoroki and jiro.
izuwu : all of you, meet me after class for your punishment. you will do all the chores in the dorms for a week.
pinky: awe :((
pikachuwu: wait, does izuku get a punishment?
rock: yea! technically he didn't do anything wrong since mina probably forced him to drink :(
pinky: STOP RATTING ME OUT KAHSJZJD
pinky: BAKUBITCH IS GONNA KILL ME
izuwu : midoriya's punishment will be no training for 2 days since he still drank the alcohol. and since mina seems to be more scared of bakugo than me, her punishment is now having to be bakugo's sparring partner for the next 2 days while midoriya won't be.
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pinky: NOOOO SIR HE'S GONNA KILL ME
izuwu : thats final. i've had enough. goodnight.
speedy: goodnight sir!
pikachuwu: sweet dreams aizawa-sensei
rock: don't let the bed bugs bite!
kacchan: wtf.
read by all.
izuwu: mina i'm gonna fucking kill you
pinky: o h s h i t
pikachuwu: IZUKU WHATS WRONG :(
izuwu: i have a splitting headache
izuwu: this is ur fault mina u bitch
pinky: i'm sorryyyy :((
pinky: how can i make it up to u :(
izuwu: let kacchan beat u up
izuwu: i would but my head hurts too much
kacchan: i'm coming to ur dorm
kacchan: pinky i'm gonna fucking kill you later
pinky: fuckkk
icy-thot: izuku do u want me to make u sum soba 🍜
icy-thot: i was gonna make myself some anyways
izuwu: :o
izuwu: yes pleaseee :3
icy-thot: oki, i'll bring it up to ur room :3
kacchan: m i n e
icy-thot: i thought we already established that when you got hot soba on izu's back
kacchan: stfu whore
icy-thot: i prefer thot, but thanks anyways
kacchan: just make deku his soba
izuwu: thanks sho!
pikachuwu: WAIT ISHSJSBSJD I WANT SOBA TOOOO
icy-thot: n o
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