pikachuwu: help i'm dying lol

tape: lol same bro

tape: the math homework is so hard :'(

rock: ikr, like WHY TF DO I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE AREA OF A RECTANGLE IS, IM BECOMING A HERO NOT A RECTANGLE MEASURING PERSON !

pinky: SAY IT LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK 🙂‼️

kacchan: you fucking idiots

kacchan: 1. rectangle measuring person isn't a fucking job

kacchan: 2. you might need to calculate the area of a building so u know how many people might be there, and how many heros need to be there.

rock: ..CAN'T SMART PEOPLE LIKE U AND IZUKU DO THAT?

kacchan: dumbass

speedy: bakugo! be nice.

pikachuwu: um guys? im still dying out here lol

rock: babe why r u dying??

rock: did you forget to revise for the test again ?

pikachuwu: there's a test 😀✋

rock: ig that's it then

pikachuwu: GOD DAMMIT, THATS NOT WHY I'M DYING

tape: bro- i'm so confusedddd

izuwu: denki? do u need me to come to ur dorm?

pikachuwu: i'm not in my dorm, but thanks zuku,,

izuwu: zuku?

pikachuwu: i gave u a nickname :))

izuwu: awe thanks denks

kacchan: THATS NOT THE POINT, WHERE TF R U KAMI

pikachuwu: did- did u just use my real name :0

rock: he's worried :0

tape: w o a h

pinky: BAKUBITCH IS WORRIED

pinky: W O A H

kacchan: fuck it- YES I AM WORRIED CUZ DENKI JUST SAID HE'S DYING AND HE'S NOT IN THE DORMS !!

izuwu: omg, kamibabe r u ok :(

pinky: :0 i love that

pikachuwu: ✨ kamibabe ✨

kacchan: STOP GETTING DISTRACTED-

kacchan: WHERE TF R U DENKI

pikachuwu: oh- yeah-

pikachuwu: a cow stood on my leg and now i can't move :(

kacchan: how....what...it's 1am-

pikachuwu: well, i decided to take a shortcut to mcdonald's cuz i was hungry and wanted a midnight snack. google maps took me through a field with cows but then i tripped over and landed on the floor. then a cow stood on my leg lol

izuwu: denks....why did you text us, you should've called 911...

pikachuwu: oh! i wanted to ask what the number was lol

pikachuwu: so what is it?

kacchan: 911 YOU IDIOT

MOMo: AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK SAFELY, WE ARE HAVING A LESSON ON ROAD SAFETY AND EMERGENCY SERVICES.

speedy: I agree, what has happened to Kaminari is very, very unsafe.

pikachuwu: aweee but i'm ok!

izuwu: kamibabe....your leg is probably broken...

pikachuwu: but u break your bones all the time!

izuwu: dammit he got me there.

pinky: hey where's kiri?

pikachuwu: MY BOYFRIEND LEFT ME NOOOOO HE DOESNT CAREEE

rock: denki i'm sat right next to u, calm tf down

pikachuwu: AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK-

rock: i went on snapchat and saw u posted on ur story, so i looked at ur location and came to help u :)

pinky: KABDJKSKSJD SO SWEET AHHH

tape: kiribro....that's- so manly 🥲

rock: bro....

rock: that's so thoughtful of u 🥲

kacchan: stfu

kacchan: did u call 911 denki?

pikachuwu: ah- shit i forgot

pikachuwu: brb imma do it now

spotify: he's an actual idiot

floaty: aizawa is gonna k i l l him 😀✋

pinky: SHIT THEN HE'LL BE IN A BAD MOOD ALL DAYYYY

tape: god dammit

rock: ok ok, denki's on the phone with 911

kacchan: thank fuck

rock: so...you do care about denki 😏

kacchan removed rock.

izuwu: KATSUKI!

kacchan: ah fuck-

kacchan sorry baby :(

kacchan: i luv u :))

izuwu: awe i luv u to babyyy

floaty: you have no fucking backbone izuku

izuwu: and u have no fucking money ochako

kacchan: YES I TAUGHT HIM WELL

tape: JUST ADD HIM BACK, U GUYS R THE ONLY ADMINS-

izuwu: oh oki :3

izuwu added rock.

rock: thanks izuku 🥲

izuwu: np :3

izuwu: is denks nearly done?

pikachuwu: i'm here, the woman on the phone said she's sending the ambulance over ;)

kacchan: fucking finally

pikachuwu: the woman was really nice,, she laughed at me though 😡😡

kacchan: that's cuz ur an idiot

izuwu: KACCHAN

kacchan: i've been too nice today, leave me be

izuwu: fine.

rock: THE AMBULANCE IS HERE :0

pinky: DENKI RECORD IT AND SEND IT TO THE SNAPCHAT GROUP, I WANNA SEE

pikachuwu: OK BESTIE

kacchan: WHY TF DOES HE NEED TO RECORD- HE COULD BE CRITICALLY INJURED

rock: it's fine,, denki's manly so he'll get through it 😎✌️

pikachuwu: babe....that's so sweet....

pikachuwu: i love u, ur so manly

rock: awe i luv u toooo

tape: bro...

kacchan: JEHJEJDJD IS HE IN THE FUCKING AMBULANCE??

rock: oh yea, the paramedics just said that his bone is cracked in half and it'll take a few months to heal

kacchan: A FEW MONTHS

tape: BRO, AIZAWA IS GONNA BE PISSED-

icy-thot: kaminari did u pick up my soba?

pikachuwu: sorry, a cow stood on my leg so now i'm on my way to the hospital :(

icy-thot: it's ok, i'll just order more tomorrow

kacchan: YOUR NOT EVEN GONNA QUESTION WHAT HAPPENED-

icy-thot: i have learnt not to question kami anymore

icy-thot: also, i don't care

izuwu: sho, we've talked about this. you need to stop being so blunt.

icy-thot: but it's the truth

izuwu: i give up

kacchan: y'know what, i have reached the same level as icyhot now

kacchan: i really don't care

kacchan: i'm going to sleep

kacchan: goodnight.

izuwu: night baby!

rock: night bakubro!

pinky: night bakubabe!

pikachuwu: cya bakuhoe ;)

izuwu: r u ok now denki?

rock: he's flirting with the nurse-

izuwu: KAMIBABE U HAVE A BF NOW

pikachuwu: oh yea

pikachuwu: sorry, force of habit lol

rock: ...it's fine babe

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