Izuwu: GUYS !!

Izuwu: I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU :3

Pikachuwu: omg hi izuku

Rock: hey izuuuu

Floaty: IZUKUUUU

MOMo: hey child :))

Ribbit: hi babez >:3

Kacchan: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND

Izuwu: there just being nice kacchan :(

Izuwu: anyways,,

Izuwu: LOOK WHAT AUNTIE MITSUKI JUST SENT ME-

Kacchan: MY MOM TEXTED YOU-?

Izuwu: just shush and let me send the pics >:(

Kacchan: fucking nerd

Izuwu:

Pinky: AWEJDHSJDJD YOU GUYS WERE SO CUTE >:3

Floaty: AHHH SJDHDJJS I JUST WANNA CUDDLE BABY DEKU :((

Kacchan: NERD IF YOU SEND ANYMORE OF THESE PICTURES, I SWEAR TO ALL MIGHT-

Izuwu: fuck off and let them enjoy pictures of us when u were cute

Kacchan: are you implying that i'm not cute anymore

Izuwu: i'm not implying it

Izuwu: i'm saying it

Kacchan: yOU LITTLE SHIT-

Izuwu:

Ribbitch: literally the cutest thing ever omfg

Floaty: i thought i was the cutest thing ever >:(

Ribbitch: not anymore bitch

Pikachuwu: ok but- WHY DOES HE LOOK SO CALM AND PEACEFUL?? WHY ISN'T HE LIKE THAT NOW >:(

Rock: IKR, WTF HAPPENED BAKUBRO !?

Izuwu: he was never nice and calm unless we were sleeping-

Izuwu: he would shout at me all the time and threaten to snap my kneecaps :(

Tape: :0 my poor child 🥲

Pikachuwu: IZUKU PROTECTION SQUAD ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY

Kacchan: stfu before i come to ur room and break your nico nico kneecaps bitch.

Pikachuwu: frick

Rock: HEY STOP THREATENING MY BF >:(

Izuwu: HEY! don't fight pls :(

Pikachuwu: send us another baby pic then.

Izuwu: sure!

Izuwu: THERE WILL BE NO MORE BABY PICS SO FUCK OFF EXTRAS.

Iida: i never thought i'd have to say this but,, IZUKU MIDORIYA, LANGUAGE.

Pikachuwu: :0 izuku how could you be so mean :(

Pinky: i thought you loved us :((

Rock: yuh,, that's not manly izuku >:(

Tape: i'm sad now 🥲

Spotify: AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH HALF A BRAINCELL HERE?!

Floaty: NOPE, I SEE IT TOO

Floaty: izu would never talk like that 😌

Spotify: thank fuck

Pikachuwu: huh???

Rock: what r u guys on about??

Spotify: ITS SO OBVIOUS OMFG

Spotify: BAKUHOE TOOK IZUKU'S PHONE

Tape: WAIT,, i see it now :0

Pikachuwu: omg yuh, bakuhoe is the only one that calls us extras :0

Izuwu: you call me bakuhoe one more fucking time and you can say buh-bye to ur kneecaps hun

Spotify: LMFAO

Pinky: JSHSJDJDJD PLS 💀

MOMo: that was very passive aggressive bakugo

Pikachuwu: but i like my kneecaps :(

Rock: stop threatening my bf >:((

Izuwu: or what? you gonna make ur skin hard?

Kacchan: give me my phone back kacchan!

Pikachuwu: i'm confused.

Rock: same babe 🥲

Spotify: bakugo has izuku's phone

Spotify: izuku has bakugo's phone

Kacchan: yea! and i'd appreciate it if you could come back to my dorm and give me my phone back >:(

Pikachuwu: WHAT HAPPENED 'ZUKU

Tape: DO WE NEED TO ASSEMBLE THE IZUKU PROTECTION SQUAD?

Izuwu: fuck off dumbasses

Izuwu: djhshJshhddjkd

Izuwu: hdhdhdh&3£37£.£:$&3£

Kacchan: kacchan?? are you ok??

Izuwu: it's me, shoto

Izuwu: i caught bakuhoe stood outside ur room with ur phone so i took it

Izuwu: he's now laid unconscious on the floor.

Kacchan: SHOTO WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND?!

Izuwu: wait lemme switch to using my phone so it's easier to see who's talking

icy-thot: ok so,,

icy-thot: i froze him to the ground with my quirk but he wouldn't stop struggling so i hit the back of his neck, causing him to pass out.

icy-thot: he should be ok in about 10 minutes though.

Kacchan: bring him inside my dorm so i can look after him please.

icy-thot: will u make me sum soba later?

Kacchan: sure, just bring Kacchan in :)

Kacchan and icy-thot are offline

Floaty: i have no idea what just happened but,,

Floaty: IZUKU IS SO SWEET OMFG

Floaty: BAKUGO STOLE HIS PHONE AND HE STILL MANAGED TO BE KIND TO HIM 😭✌️

Pinky: THEY ARE LITERALLY PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER AHHHH

MOMo: i agree.

Spotify: same

Spotify: kami and kiri are cute together too ig

Rock: OMG SHE KNEW WHAT WE WERE GONNA SAY DENKS

Pikachuwu: DO YOU HAVE A MIND READING QUIRK JIRO ??

Spotify: no,, YOU GUYS ARE JUST EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE

Tape: she's right lol

Spotify: your also very predictable sero, so don't even try it

Tape: awe shit

Baker: i'm baking some cake, anyone want some?

Pinky: PLEASE OMFG

Floaty: YESSIR YOUR CAKE IS DELICIOUS

Pikachuwu: YES, YOU SHOULD BAKE MINE AND EI'S WEDDING CAKE

Rock: GREAT IDEA DENKI OMFGGG

MOMo: guys

MOMo: THERE IS NO WEDDING YOU DIMWITS

MOMo: YOUR ALL ONLY 16

Speedy: yes, momo is correct

Pikachuwu: oh sorry mOm AnD dAd

Rock: no wedding cake 4 u guys >:(

MOMo: i can make my own cake with my quirk.

MOMo: i can also get my cooks to make it, i have the best chef in Japan at home

Pinky: LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER AT MOMO'S HOUSE ONE DAY OMGG

Floaty: GREAT IDEA SUGSJDJDJD

Ribbitch: i can only come if your house is warm, otherwise i may accidentally go into hibernation :(

MOMo: of course it's warm! and you guys are welcome any time, just send me a text!!

Pikachuwu: WE R HAVING A SLEEPOVER THIS WEEKEND YESSIR

Rock: AFTER OUR WEDDING

Tape: LIKE AN AFTER PARTY AJSHSHSHD

MOMo: there. will. be. no. fucking. WEDDING.

Spotify: calm down momo, they're too stupid to realise they can't have a wedding

Rock: i'm wounded jiro, really :(

Pikachuwu: you get used to it babe :((

Rock: :0 you poor thinggg

Rock: jiro stop bullying him >:(

Spotify: i'll stop when he learns how to use his quirk without short circuiting every time.

Pikachuwu: hey! that's unfair

Rock: yeah! he's not gonna be able to do that for years !

Pikachuwu: @tape it's official, your my only true friend

Rock: huh-?

Tape: YASS BRO ILY (no homo obvs)

Pikachuwu: ILY U TOO BRO,, no homo, i have a bf >:(

Rock: what did i do :(

Pikachuwu: u were mean to me >:(

Rock: but i didn't even say anything mean to u-

Pikachuwu went offline

Rock: well shit.

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