(Jimin's pov)

"I say, we are these men?". I say, sipping some tea. "I haven't the fanciest". Xiumin sighs. "What type of men make ladies wait?". Xiumin shakes his head. "I am appalled". I huffed. Let's back up a little, it's Halloween! The greatest holiday on Earth. So Xiumin and I decided to have a small Halloween party at my place. Yoongi went... I don't care and Hoseok was... He ain't my man.

We were waiting for the Kim brothers to arrive and they were half a hour late. Xiumin and I decided to go a different route for our Halloween this year.

Yes, we decided to be medieval twins. We also picked the brothers a dress to wear. "If they do not arrived in five minutes sister, we party without them". Xiumin said. "Agreed sister". I nodded and a maid walks in. "The Kim brothers are here, mi'lady". She says. "Ah yes, let them in". I said. She bows and ushers the brothers into the room. "Wel...".

Xiumin and I looked up and down at the brothers in silence. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!". I screamed. "Y'all got a lot of balls to disobey me". Xiumin scoffed. "What are y'all on about?". Jin asked. "I sent y'all dresses to wear!". I yelled. "And we sent them to charity". Taehyung said. "Ugh". I grabbed my chest. "Best friend!". Xiumin rushed over to me.

"Don't you die! I will burn this planet to the ground!". Xiumin shouts. "So you're the reason behind all those forrest fires". Jin says. "Yoogi bear said to be careful with wild fires". Taehyung adds and we looked at them. "This day is ruined". I pouted. "Not at all my dear!". Taehyung sat next to me and I glanced at him. "What are you doing?". I asked. "Roleplay". Taehyung says and I immediately moved away from him.

"Why'd you move?". Taehyung asked. "Married... All around". I said. "Marriage doesn't count on Halloween". Taehyung says. "Who said that?". I asked. "Who? Who?". Xiumin chimed in. "Wait... Y'all did this on purpose!". Xiumin exclaimed. "By George, you got it". Jin gasped. "Oh, I hate you". Xiumin says and Jin laughed. "Y'all are breaking character". Jin smiled.

"Tsk". I glared at Taehyung and all he did was grin at me. I looked at Xiumin and he smirks. "Where were you Jinulius?". Xiumin asks. "What the hell is that?". Jin said. "Taemuel, how dare make me wait on you". I pouted. "Aw come on! You didn't even try!". Taehyung yelled. "Whatever do you mean?". I innocently tilt my head. "That's right sister!". Xiumin turns to me. "Sarah didn't get the cake that evening".

"Of course she wouldn't, her father isn't in the council no longer". I giggled. "What a pity". Xiumin sips his tea. "For whom?". I laughed. "Oh! Did you hear sister?". I asks. "I haven't sister, do tell". Xiumin said. "My husband is now the richest man in England". I say proudly. "I have heard, you must be very proud". Xiumin said. "Extremely". I said. "He sent me the most beautiful thing yesterday". I giggled.

"What are you waiting for sister, show me". Xiumin says. "Very well". I walked over to draw, picked up a box and went to Xiumin. "Open it my dear". I said and Xiumin snatched the box from me. "Well don't fucking mind if I do!". Xiumin laughed. "Ar-are we being ignored?". Jin asked. "I think we are". Taehyung says.

"Oh my!". Xiumin gasped when he ignored the brothers and opens the box. "I already sent one to your castle sister". I said. "You are the greatest sister, thank you". Xiumin said. "You're most welcome". I courtesy to him. "And now...". Xiumin pulls out a bottle of wine. "We drink!". Xiumin cheers. "Ah yes, what a fine wine". Jin said. "Wine? This isn't wine". Xiumin said.

"What is it?". Jin asks and Xiumin laughed. "Xi-Xiumin... Wh-what's in the bottle?". Jin asked shaking and Xiumin laughed harder. "Let's drink boys". I smirked.

"BANANA BAN NANA! BAN NANA BANANA!". I sing. "BANANAAAAAAA! BAN NANAAAAAAA!". Taehyung joined in. "BANANA!". Jin was vibing in the corner all by his self. Taehyung was flirting with the lamp post, Xiumin was singing with a banana while eating it and crying. I was filming these hoes cause I don't trust anything Xiumin brings here... But I still drunk it. "What was in this bottle?". I giggled.

"I don't know!". Xiumin laughed. "I-I... Found it somewhere". Xiumin says and looked at his banana. "I'm sorry banana! I ate you and now your family is going miss you". Xiumin starts crying. "Don't cry Xiu! I'll eat his family!". I said. "Really?". Xiumin sniffs. "Of course!". I pat Xiumin's cheek. "Guys! I'm getting married!". Taehyung says. "Congratulations!". I hiccuped. "Thanks! She's beautiful!". Taehyung hugs the lamp.

"She's a bit bony but I'll feed her tons of panda express". Taehyung laughed. "Why can't the light beat the darkness? Why can't the good beat the bad? Why do people like villains more the heros? How come people can't see that Clark Kent is Superman? Like, how good are those glasses? Do they turn him into a different fucking person? Why isn't black a color but a shade? Why put it in a crayon box if isn't a color?". Jin says.

We all looked at him in silence. "Yo-you need some more". Xiumin went over to Jin and pour him some more of what ever was in the bottle. "Thanks". Jin one shot the drink and burps. "Why can't we touch clouds? Why make mystical creatures a fable? I want a unicorn, I want a mermaid, like why? Why they gotta make vampires hella weak with all those weaknesses? Who's world is this?". Jin said. "There we go". Xiumin says. "What the hell is going on?".

We all turned to the door and saw four armed gorillas in tutu's. "Ar... Are we seeing the same thing?". I asked. "Tutu wearing gorillas? Yes". Taehyung said. "Jimin". Yoongi said. "Shit... That one sounds like my husband". I said. "They must have drunk something Xiu brought". Hoseok sighs. "Offended!". Xiumin yelled. "What the hell do y'all do to Jin?". Namjoon asked.

"How come breathing in space air kills us but lifts us at the same time?". Jin says and we all looked at him. "Science is fake!". I yelled. "Taking him home". Namjoon walks over to Jin and picks him up. "Is the sea and ocean made from God's tears? Is that why they're so salty?". Jin asked. "No more talking". Namjoon said. "Tae! Let go of the lamp!". Jungkook yelled. "No! I love her! I named her Junga!". Taehyung said.

"Aww, you named it after me? I'm touched". Jungkook said. "I don't know you!". Taehyung shouted. "I'm your husband!". Jungkook yelled. "Get your gay shit away from me!". Taehyung yells. "Junga! Help me! This gorilla wants my booty!". Taehyung shouted. "Don't let it tear my booty!". Taehyung starts crying and Jungkook groans. Jungkook picked up Taehyung and the lamp and walked out.

"Embarrassing". Hoseok snickers. "Xiu, come on". Hoseok said. "No!". Xiumin yells. "Excuse me?". Hoseok blinks. "I-I sa-said n-no". Xiumin stutters. "Aw, that's cute". Hoseok chuckled. "Get the fuck over here". Hoseok growls and Xiumin jumps. Xiumin crawled over to Hoseok and Hoseok smirks. "Now...". Hoseok bends to Xiumin's level, grabs his chin and made him look at him.

"You are aware that I have to punish you when you're sober, right?". Hoseok said. "Hoseok repeats darkly and Xiumin nods. "Very good". Hoseok picks Xiumin up. "They need a week of separation". Hoseok said. "I agree". Yoongi said. "Cool". Hoseok walks out and I start crying. "Why?". Yoongi sighs and wipes my tears away. "Yo-you let the gorilla take my sister!". I started balling.

"He's gonna eat her!". I yelled. "Pfft". Yoongi laughed. "In a good way". Yoongi said. "How do you eat someone in a good way!?!". I shouted and gorilla Yoongi smirks at me. "Come on, let's get you to bed". Yoongi said. "No! I didn't get my candy!". I yelled. "I got your candy but you gotta be sober for it, ok?". Yoongi says. "Mkay". I pouted. "Good". Yoongi said and picks me up. "You smell good Mr. Gorilla". I said.

"I... Thanks". Yoongi said. "My husband is better then you but whatever". I said. "I am your husband Jimin". Yoongi said. "Not this hairy you ain't". I said. "I... Whatever". Yoongi sighed. "Take me to my husband Mr. Gorilla". I ordered. "Fine". Yoongi says. "Thank you Mr. Gorilla, I'll make sure you go to a good circus". I say and passed out.

"Fuck you Jimin".