《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》(Prank your hubby) last
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"Bad bitches periodth 💁💅" chat
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Good morning ladies!
Xiukeeper
Good morning my love! 😘
SugarHoneyThatsMe
You're in a good mood today my love
Xiukeeper
That's cause I laughed all night last night
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Oh?
Why?
Xiukeeper
Cause Hoseok has a swollen ass thanks to poison
SugarHoneyThatsMe
...
How is that funny?
Xiukeeper
His ass looks like a black pumpkin!
😂😂😂
SugarHoneyThatsMe
You're so heartless
Brothers?
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
😒
GooseyGucci
😑
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Oh no what's wrong?
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
It's Joonie...
He can't get hard
Xiukeeper
Leave
SugarHoneyThatsMe
😂😂😂
GooseyGucci
I agree with Xiumin
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
No!
I love him!
Xiukeeper
Then have a affair
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Jabdosbdisbakdk
GooseyGucci
I still agree with Xiumin
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
You all will leave if your husbands can't give you any?
SugarHoneyThatsMe
What type of stupid ass question is that?
Xiukeeper
The moment I don't see Hobi's dick twitch, I'm getting a lawyer
GooseyGucci
I would HAPPILY leave
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
Y'all some unfaithful hoes 😒
SugarHoneyThatsMe
I had faith that I would be pleased both emotionally AND sexually
There is no in between
Xiukeeper
Tell him boo 💅
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Now to my last challenge
I'mBeautiful, what's your problem?
Oh no, I'm done
I can't hurt Joonie's feelings during this hard time
Xiukeeper
Maybe you should so he can feel something
GooseyGucci
Dbsoabdoabsoand
SugarHoneyThatsMe
I almost peed!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
FUCK YOU XIUMIN!
Xiukeeper
If we did...
Then you feel something hard
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Dbsoabdoabsoand
GooseyGucci
Endoahdusbsjfnsosfn
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
...
*I'mBeautiful, what's the problem? left the chat*
Xiukeeper
He'll be back
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Tae?
You in?
GooseyGucci
But y'all don't understand how it feels to have a stupid husband? 😭
Xiukeeper
We don't care about your feelings bitch
Are you in or out?
GooseyGucci
Oh, you're a special type of bitch 😒
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Xiukeeper
Are you in or out?
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Stop teaching him how to thrust and let him answer 🙄
Xiukeeper
It's a skill set that HAS to be mastered Jimin
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Not today
Xiukeeper
Fine 😒
GooseyGucci
I'm in, happy?
SugarHoneyThatsMe
If you would have said that nine years ago, then I would have been over the moon
But since you made me wait... I don't fucking care
Xiukeeper
💅
GooseyGucci
...
What's the prank Jimin... 😒
SugarHoneyThatsMe
My ex sent me a nude
Xiukeeper
Going out with a BANG!
FUCK YEAH!
GooseyGucci
Now THIS sounds fun
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Let's get it on then
#XiuSeok#
Baby toy
I'm going to tell you something but you can't do anything about it
Toy owner
No... I'm going to tell YOU something!
Baby toy
Oh?
Toy owner
My WHOLE ass hurts and you left me in the hospital!
Female nurses had to rub oiment on my ass!
Baby toy
...
So... My ex sent me a nude...
Wanna see?
Toy owner
...
You goddamn right I wanna see the dead bastard
Baby toy
He isn't dead...
Toy owner
When I see the picture and call out a hit on him he will be 😃
Baby toy
It... Was a joke
Toy owner
Him dying isn't a joke though 😂
Baby toy
...
Umm... You want something from the store?
Toy owner
Bullets
Baby toy
You can't kill him!
Toy owner
😂😂😂😂
Cute
Baby toy
Hoseok?
Hoseok!?!
This was a prank!
Shit...
*Taekook*
Gucci&Things
My ex sent me a nude...
I'm Things
Wow...
And I really liked that guy too
Now he has to die
Gucci&Things
...
Wait... You know my ex?
I'm Things
I know all your exes 😃
And I know which one you're talking about too
AND he just came back to Korea!
I'll let him see his family before I kill him
Gucci&Things
This is a prank!
I'm Things
Now you're lying to save him
What? Do you still love him?
Gucci&Things
Eww! No!
All these pranks were Jimin's idea!
I'm Things
It was?
Ok, nevermind then
Have fun!
I love you! 😘
Gucci&Things
Pussy 😒
💛Yoonmin💛
Slaying
My ex sent me a nude
OnThisDick
So that 347 number was from him?
Slaying
Wait how...
OnThisDick
He told me that this was New York number and he can track it easily
Slaying
Who's he?
OnThisDick
Don't worry about it
Slaying
I AM WORRIED!
OnThisDick
But I just told you not too
Don't worry baby, I'll take care of it 😀
I don't want ugly bitches sending you nudes of their little dicks
Slaying
What are you plotting?
OnThisDick
Death... While I watch
Slaying
I WAS JOKING!
IT WAS A JOKE!
DON'T KILL A RANDOM STRANGER!
OnThisDick
...
To late
Your joke just got someone killed, I hope you're happy you sociopath
Slaying
I...
Damn it
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