《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》(Prank your hubby) pt2
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"Bad bitches periodth 💁💅" chat
SugarHoneyThatsMe
So...
Anyone else tried to kill their husband?
Xiukeeper
No...
GooseyGucci
Bitch I should have 😒
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
Joonie WAS about to die, but he bought me things so I'm good
GooseyGucci
I left the house cause Mr. Gorilla ruined my gucci apron
Xiukeeper
Nah honey... You gonna have to kill that man
SugarHoneyThatsMe
So... You can't do the next challenge then?
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
Tae... Where are you?
GooseyGucci
Chicago!
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
NOOO!!!
Xiukeeper
What's the prank Jimin?
SugarHoneyThatsMe
We text them I know what you did last night 👀
Xiukeeper
I am SOO in!
I'mBeautiful, what's the problem?
I'm in!
SugarHoneyThatsMe
How can you do it Tae?
GooseyGucci
Are you kidding!?!
It's going to be hella fun to creep him out!
SugarHoneyThatsMe
Then let's do this bitches!
(NamJin)
Queen
I know what you did last night 👀
King
Well damn Jin! What did you want me to do!?!
You didn't give me any ass so I had to do what I had to do!
Queen
Did you jerk off?
King
What else can I do!?!
Queen
Didn't I tell you that your dick belongs to me?
Why are you cheating on me?
King
I didn't cheat!
Queen
You cheated on me with your hand!
I am a WHOLE meal you could have devoured and you CHEATED!
King
...
Queen
Now bring your ass here and eat me
King
Say less 👅
#XiuSeok#
Baby toy
I know what you did last night 👀
Toy owner
If you saw me take a shit outside then you should have let me in! 😤
Baby toy
😂😂😂😂
Toy owner
That shit ain't funny!
I had to wipe my ass with leaves!
Which I think was poisonous cause my asshole is VERY itchy
Baby toy
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Toy owner
STOP LAUGHING!
I MIGHT HAVE A RASH IN MY ASS!
*Read*
Toy owner
Your ass is on the floor laughing, aren't you?
*Read*
Toy owner
Fuck you Xiu...
*Taekook*
Gucci&Things
I know what you did last night 👀
I'm Things
I knew you were watching me 😏
You dirty girl
I knew you couldn't resist my strip tease 😉
Gucci&Things
...
THAT WASN'T ME!
I'm Things
What?
Gucci&Things
YOU DIDN'T FUCKING STRIP FOR ME!
I'm Things
😐
Oh
My
God
WHO THE FUCK DID I STRIP FOR!?!
Gucci&Things
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU STRIP IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!
I'm Things
Because I'm sexy and you like my fucking body!
And you were mad at me!
What else was I supposed to do!?!
Gucci&Things
Oh I don't know...
Say sorry!?!
I'm Things
Sorry is cheap!
My body is expensive!
Gucci&Things
...
I can't...
*Gucci&Things has blocked you*
I'm Things
You didn't say I was wrong 😎
💛Yoonmin💛
Slaying
I know what you did last night 👀
OnThisDick
I am PROUD of everything I did last night, thank you very much
Slaying
...
OnThisDick
I filmed Jungkook stripping
I replaced the leaves around Hoseok's house with poisonous ones
And I put pills in Namjoon's drinks so he can't get hard for a while
Slaying
😳
OnThisDick
...
Oh... We're talking about something else... Got it
Slaying
...
OnThisDick
In my defense... They saw you naked
It was the least I can do
Slaying
You're a fucking monster...
OnThisDick
😢
Slaying
I'm hot because of that
OnThisDick
I'm speeding to you rn!
Slaying
💋
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