《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》💛 Yoonmin 💛
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One year later
"I hate being alone". I sighed. "Then why the fuck am I here!?!". Jin yells. "How dare you forget about me". Jin scoffs. "I have to remember you?". I said. "I'm older then you... I can legally beat your ass". Jin said. "You're in my kingdom bitch". I scoffed. "And?". Jin grins. "And you act like I want to be with you". Jin said. "For some reason... Joonie thinks we're friends".
"The nerve on that man". I shook my head. "Exactly". Jin groaned. "And besides... Didn't you say that Xiumin was coming over?". Jin asked. "That's what he told me". I sipping my tea. So... Here's the run down on what happen last year...
1- Tae and Jungkook got married and so did Xiu and Hoseok
2- Mabel, for some strange reason started dating Yibo
3-Jungkook was disowned by Mr. Lee and Mr. Gong
4- Jin and I are pampered house wives
"By the way Jin, how was it?". I asked. "How was what?". Jin says. "Sleeping with Xiumin". I said and Jin starts choking. "This is a all white living room, you're going have to leave". I told him. "Wh-who said we slept together!?!". Jin yells. "Xiu". I said. "We didn't sleep together". Jin said. "What?". I said.
"I mean... All we did was jerk each other off, we never slept together". Jin said. "And he was drunk, what I look like taking advantage of him?". Jin says. "That itty bitty bitch lied to me!". I yelled. "What's up hoe!". Xiumin kicks the door open. "Y'all didn't sleep together!". I shouted. "Who told you!?!". Xiumin yells.
I pointed to Jin and Jin waves at Xiumin. "You're the one that misunderstood Jimin". Xiumin said. "You finna to get you ass beat! How can you lie to me!?!". I yelled. "Just because you can't lie doesn't mean I can't". Xiumin said. "And I didn't lie to you... You CLEARLY read my text wrong". Xiumin said. "Alright". I took off my earrings.
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"We finna rumble?". Xiumin takes off his earrings. "I'm about to beat the Jesus in you". I said. "Ha! He can't save a sinner like me". Xiumin said. "Please don't fight". Jin says. "You stay out of this!". We yelled at him. "Throw your fucking hands bitch!". I shouted. "You about to get slept". Xiumin says and we ran at each other. "Wait!".
"The fuck?". Jin said. "The fuck is this shit?". Jin says. "You hit like a girl". I scoffed. "I'm beating your ass! What chu mean!?!". Xiumin yells. "Fuck you!". I shouted. "No! Fuck you!". Xiumin shouts. "The hell is going on?".
"Daddy!". I ran over to Yoongi. "I'm being bullied!". I told him. "Yoongi growls at Jin and Xiumin. "I literally didn't do shit!". Jin yells. "Yoongi screamed. "Alright god". Jin rolls his eyes. "I was coming to get you anyway Jin". Jungkook said. "You're a good boy Jungkook". Jin says. "Don't call me that".
Jin laughs and walks out with Jungkook. "You get your rat ass out of here to bitch!". I pointed at Xiumin. "You mad cause I beat that ass!". Xiumin yells. "I knocked your ass out!". I shouted. "Bullshit!". Xiumin scoffs. "Get your ugly ass out my house". I said. "Your house made me ugly!". Xiumin shouts and I gasped.
"Get your ass out of here!". I yelled. "Fine! But I'll be back with cookies!". Xiumin yells. "Fuck yeah! I'll make some tea!". I shouted. "We can have a sleepover!". Xiumin shouts. "Fuck yeah!". I nodded. "See you later bitch". Xiumin said. "Bye bitch". I said and Xiumin leaves. "I... I don't understand y'all". Yoongi says. "Don't worry about it". I laughed.
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"No, I'm worried". Yoongi said. "But... I got you something". Yoongi said. "Oh?". I tilt my head and Yoongi pulls a blue box out his pocket. "Yoon...". "Shh". Yoongi says and opens the box.
I stare at the ring and felt like crying. "Remember when I asked you if you'll marry me whenever I ask?". Yoongi says. "Well... I'm asking". Yoongi said and got on one knee. "So... Park Jimin, will you marry me?". Yoongi asked. "Yes in every fucking language". I said. "Thought so". Yoongi puts the ring on my finger and kissed it.
"Thank you Jimin". Yoongi randomly says. "For what?". I asked. "For being my wife". Yoongi said. "You ruined it". I said and Yoongi laughed. "Now get up and kiss me". I told him. "Can do". Yoongi says and kissed me. "Hope you know that you're stuck with me". I giggled. "Good... I can't be with anyone else". Yoongi says. "No you can't". I kissed him.
"Love you Yoonie". I smiled.
"I love you too, little lamb".
( 😢😢😢)
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