《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》Ninety
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I opened my eyes and saw that Xiumin was still sleeping. "Ew bitch, you still drool in your sleep". I giggled and quietly got of bed. "Let me shower before this bitch use up all my hot water". I said and went to the bathroom. After I was done I went downstairs to cook cause bitch... Xiu can't.
"Eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausages, toast and caramel macchiatos!". I cheered. "I am the goddess of cooking". I said. "What we eating?". "Eek!".
( Look at these cuties! 😭💜)
"Can't y'all knock!?!". I yelled. "This our house". The brothers replied. "I...". I rubbed my head. "You sharing?". Taehyung asked. "Go wash your fucking hands!". I shouted. "Can I just get some toast?". Taehyung asked reaching for it and I grabbed a knife to slash him but I missed. "You almost cut me!". Taehyung yelled.
"I would rather get cut then stabbed". I said. "I thought you felt the same way". I smiled. "You...". "Who did you cook for?". Jin asked. "Eh?". I looked at him. "This is a lot of food for one person, so who did you cook for?". Jin asks again. "Why does...". "Morning you bitch". Xiumin walks in with a yawn. "Thanks for leaving my ass". Xiumin said.
The brothers dart their eyes to Xiumin, then to me. "Could have asked for a fourway". Taehyung said and Xiumin looks at you. "Xiumin picks up a glass plate and tries to hit Taehyung with it. "Bro help!". Taehyung hid behind Jin. "Babe wait!". I held Xiumin back. "Babe!?!". The brothers yelled.
"But I'm right here!". They yelled. "You raped Jimin!". Xiumin shouts. "You what!?!". Jin shoves his brother away. "They fuck is wrong with you!?!". Jin yells. "I didn't rape him!". Taehyung yelled. "You kiss raped him!". Xiumin shouted. "He... I'm confused". Jin turns to me. "Tae kissed me". I told him.
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"And my brother is about to die because of that?". Jin glances at me. "I'm not the murderer here". I put my hands up and saw that Xiumin was already choking out Taehyung. "Damn it Xiu! Get off him!". I yell. "No! I'm so close". Xiumin said. "I growled. "You're no fun". Xiumin huffs and let's Taehyung go.
"I knew you loved...". I smacked Tae. "Ow". Taehyung rubs his cheek. "Kiss me again and I'll have Xiu kill you". I smiled. "He can...". Xiumin points a gun at Taehyung's head. "I will". Xiumin grins. "Now how about you both go wash your hands and we'll talk about what happen last night". I said. "Wait, what happen?". Jin asked.
"A lot".
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