"Here's your new home!". Jin exclaims happily. "Woah!". Xiumin and I said. "I know... We are amazing". Jin says proudly. "This apartment has four bedrooms including the master bedroom, three bathrooms, a kitchen, a theater, living room, dining room and more". Jin said. "Damn it". Xiumin pouts. "I want to live here too". Xiumin said.

"To bad". I said. "Jin, how much did this place cost?". I asked. "Pff, I don't know". Jin said. "We got to many homes to keep track of". Jin says. "Let's see...". Jin pulls out a little black book and reads through it. "Oh, it's the eighty mil one". Jin said. "The what!?!". I yelled. "Nope". Xiumin puts on his mask. "Why?". I ask him.

"The air here is too expensive". Xiumin said. "Ok...". I rolled my eyes. "Anyway... Where did Taehyung go?". I asked. "I... Don't know?". Jin pounders. "I GOT BOOZE BITCHES!". Taehyung screams while kicking the door open. "Let's drink away the pain hoes!". Taehyung says. "No!". Xiumin yells.

"Gimme that shit!". I snatched a wine bottle, popped it open with my thumb and chugged it. "That's it Jimin!". Taehyung cheers. "Chug! Chug! Chug!". The brothers cheers. "Oh god". Xiumin says. "Let's get drunk too brother!". Jin says grabbing a beer. "That's what I'm talking about!". Taehyung grabs a bottle of wine.

"Let's puke away the heartbreak!". Taehyung said. "Fuck it". Xiumin grabs a bottle of whiskey. "Let's get fucked up". Xiumin said. "Yas!".

"Bitches... What if stars... We're human souls". I said. "Bitch you might be right". Jin says. "If aliens are real, where are they?". Taehyung asked. "In area sixty nine duh". Xiumin says. "Dude... Dude... Hi". I giggled. "Jemin when did you get here?". Xiumin asks. "I'm a fucking fairy... Buzz". I say. "I fucking knew it". Jin drinks more whisky.

"I knew it too". Taehyung hiccups. "Babes... What are clouds?". Xiumin asked. "They're not real bro". Jin said. "They are SOO annoying". Taehyung scoffs. "Right? Like... Why they gotta be white for?". I said. "They should be like... White". I gulped down some wine. "Exactly babe". Jin said. "Jemin over here peaching facts and shit". Xiumin said.

"And then you got peanuts". I hissed. "I fucking HATE those hoes". Jin rolls his eyes. "They called peanuts and those bitches ain't even green!". Xiumin yells. "Thank you!". Taehyung said. "Like drop the pea out your name if you're not gonna be green". Taehyung scoffs. "Fucking hate those sluts". I said.

"Did I ever tell y'all how I was walking this one time... And just stopped". Jin said. "Ghost". I said. "Nah... It was spirits". Taehyung said. "Possession". Xiumin says and we all just looked at each other. "So... Who's head hurt?". Taehyung asked and we all raised a finger. "Thought so". Taehyung nods.

And we all passed out.