《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》Forty- six
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I couldn't sleep at all last night. Everytime I closed my eyes, that kiss with Yoongi was all I saw. "Shit... This is bad". I put my arm over my eyes and laughed. "I don't like feelings". I said. "Should have listened to Mabel". I rubbed my head and slowly got out of bed. "Let's just take a walk".
I thought walking around was going to help but it didn't... It just made shit worst. "Fuck it, let's go drink". I was going to walk out but I heard yelling. "Get y'all cheap asses away from me!". I turn to the yelling and shook my head. "It's too early for this shit". I groaned. "Fine... Be that way... BEST FRIEND! BEST FRIEND WERE YOU AT!".
"Xiu?". I went to him. "Bitch I'm up! I'm up! The fuck! Is going on!?!". I shouted. "These broken condom kids are trying to touch me". Xiumin said. "Back your asses up". I said and one of the boys walked up to me. "And what are... NGH!". I tased him and he fell to the ground. "That's what you get bitch!". I kicked him in his face.
"What you going do now? Huh!?!". I yelled. "Jesus!". A boy yells. "That's his name?". I asked. "He's too ugly to have that name". I said. "Y'all wanna go!?!". I waved my taser in the air. "We can fucking go! I don't need this shit to kick y'all asses!". I shouted. "Get them babe!". Xiumin cheers.
"I'll fucking knock y'all teeth down your throats". I said. "Y'all want some of this!?!". I shouted. "You can't...". "Woota!". I roundhouse kick the boy and he was out. "Bring your ass here bitch!". I told the other boy. "Imma go". He runs away. "I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!". I screamed. "YOU AIN'T SAFE! I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!".
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"Umm... Jimin?". Xiumin taps my shoulder. "I'LL WATCH YOUR ASS CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BLOOD! TRY ME FUCKER!". I scream. "Jimin". Xiumin tugs on my arm. "JUST WAIT TIL I FOUND YOUR MAMA! I'LL...". Xiumin grabs my face and turns it to some security guards. "Ello ello". I smiled and waved at them. "I have cake".
"I... Honestly don't know why we're here". I say to the college President. "I was defending my client from being gang raped and we're the ones in trouble". I said. "I actually did a good if you think about it". I told him. "Having that type of news get out... This college will be in ruined". I said. "I mean... They're still alive". I grinned.
"Where did you get the taser?". He asked. "It ain't mine". I replied. "It has your name on it". He says. "I ain't the only Park Jimin in the world". I said. "It has your birthday on it". He says. "Stalker shit". I said and he stares at me. "Tell him the truth Jimin". Xiumin says rubbing his eyes. "I ain't going down for nothing". I scoffed.
"I...". I remembered something and smiled. "I bought it". I said. "And how the hell did you get it onto campus?". He asked. "Bought it off the security guards". I shrugged. "You brought it off them!?!". Xiumin yells. "Fifty bucks for a whole box". I said. "They should have remembered my face, now all of them are going down with me".
"Ohhh my god". Xiumin covers his face with his hands. "I... I...". The President sighs and I grinned at him. He mumbles something under his breath and I didn't hear it. "Pump it, louder!". I told him. "Suspension". He says. "Come again?". My eyes widened. "Both of you...".
"Suspended".
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