Tyson: YAAY I WAS MENTIONED!

Grover: Me too!

Clarisse: Is my gender female(ish)?

Percy: Umm....

Stolls: Puke is totally the magic word! It does wonders!

Leo: *laughs* can we just *laughs* take a second to *laughs* see that someone called Percy Clarisse's boyfriend! *laughs*

Percy: *pukes*

Everyone: o.O

Clarisse: *runs after Leo with Maimer*

Stolls: Though this is great blackmail! Clarisse asked Percy for help!!!!!!

Clarisse: STOLLS!!!!!!!! IF THIS GETS OUT I WILL PULVERIZE YOU!!!!!!

Hazel: It was so sweet when you said you would choose Annabeth to reattach your head!

Piper: And then you think why people thought you and Annabeth were a couple.

Aphrodite: IKR!!!! TOTES! #SHIPIT #PERCABETHFOREVAH

Everyone: ........

Annabeth: Please, girls are definitely better than a haywire dragon!

Leo: NOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEEEES

Festus: *creaks indignantly*

Nico: Wow, that golden mango prank sounds really funny!

Percy: It was!!! Especially when Travis and Connor could be seen wearing makeup after that!

Stolls: :(

Juniper: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE DRYADS IN LAKE PLACID?!

Grover: Nothing!

Juniper: I REMEMBER WHAT I HEARD.

Annabeth: *read

Juniper: WHATEVER!

Leo: Guys, can you imagine Nico as a dandelion?

Percy: I would totally pay to see it!

Thalia: That would be one sulky dandelion! XD

Nico: *glares*

Jason: Thalia, were you looking for me in the Underworld?

Thalia: Yeah...

Annabeth: Awwwwwwwwwww!

Thalia: Shut up Annie!

Annabeth: YOU DID NOT!

Piper: Bob sounds really cute...

Percy: *sighs* I know

Me: *cries* THE FEELS!

Hazel: Umm who are you?

Me: THAT DOESN'T MATTER, THE FEELS! I WANT BOB BACK! *sobs*

Leo: Moving ahead-

Me: NO THAT'S IT. IT STOPS RIGHT HERE. I'M MOURNING OVER BOB SO YOU CAN'T CHAT!

Everyone: o.o