《Demigods React To PJO & HOO Series & Parts》Reaction To The Dam Puns
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Annabeth: So that is what it was all about!
Grover: Yeah, it was a dam problem
Thalia: I so wanted those dam french fries!
Zoe: I still do not see why thee find it so hilarious.
Hazel: Neither do I.
Leo: THE DAM MONEY
Percy: The dam restroom!
Piper: Ok guys that is enough of -
Jason: THE DAM HOLE.
Piper: Jason I said-
Grover: The dam Enchiladas!
Zoe: This is not funny!
Hazel: I don't think they actually sell enchiladas at the dam.
Annabeth: No, Hazel, actually-
Frank: The Dam T-shirt!
Piper: *proceeds to charmspeak Jason* *is interrupted by Thalia*
Thalia: The Dam Stapler!
Annabeth: Thals, not you too!
Percy: The Dam Brick!
Annabeth: Seaweed Brain!
Zoe: Thee boys will never stop!
Hazel: But can someone please tell me what this means!
*Annabeth takes Hazel aside and tells her what it means while all the boys keep shouting about the Dam things*
Hazel: THAT IS SUCH BAD LANGUAGE, STOP EVERYONE!!!
Everyone: YES MAAM!
Zoe: Ah, thee is one scary girl.
Thalia: You know, there is always space for some more Hunters...
Frank: NO! DAM THE HUNTERS, HAZEL ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE!
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