Jason: Whoa! Now there are Egyptian gods too!

Percy: Unless you need new glasses, yes.

Leo: I want a pet griffin too!

Festus: Creak!

Leo: Yeah but Freak is cooler.

Festus: CREAK!

Piper: Leo! You broke his feels! ** Its alright. I'm there for you :)

Everyone: ....

Nico: I like the Ribena drink!

Everyone: O.o

Hazel: I'm blessed. He spoke.

Frank: that guy can take out things out of thin air....

Annabeth: the Duat.

Frank: ** but it seems like thin air!

Annabeth: ** A bent sword. Really Seaweed Brain?

Percy: What! I'd never seen a cup-esh

Annabeth: Khopesh.

Percy: whatever!

Jason: Whoa! That dude can summon a giant fist!

Leo: *gasps* *chuckles*

He knocked you out of your shoes! *chortles*

Percy: Hey! He admits I'm a better swordsman!

Annabeth: Yeah right. Carter was a monster. An empousai probably, except that they are female.

Percy: He attacked me!

Nico: Percy the one-antler reindeer!

Leo: Had a very useless sword!

Nico: If you could ever see him, you could even see him drool! XD XD XD

Percy: *whines*

And what's wrong with my name!

Frank: He was inside a chicken-headed man! XD XD XD

Percy: Lol yes. You should have seen it!

Piper: He can turn into a falcon?

Leo: Yeah, just like Frank ;)

Annabeth: *gasps* he fought Apophis!

Percy: Grappo-piss?

Annabeth: Apophis. he was the-

Everyone: LECTURE ALERT

Annabeth: *huffs* Alright, alright. He was like Kronus.

Hazel: Seriously. A FREAK SEWER ACCIDENT?!

Percy: *shrugs* Mortals.

Rachel: HEY!

Percy: But you are an oracle!

Rachel:.....

Everyone: *gasps*

Percy: What!

Annabeth: Oh seaweed brain! I knew this day would come. When my intelligence would rub on you!

Nico: *wipes fake tears* And you'll say your first intelligent sentence.

Me: O_o

Guys... he isn't that stupid...

Percy: FINALLY! MY SAVIOR!!!

Me: o.e