I was in a white field as if I was in a cloud. Suddenly I was released and fell on something hard. I opened my eyes and I saw a pale pink sky. I quickly felt my stomach to discover that my shirt was ripped, and I had a huge cicatrix on my stomach, but I did not feel hurt.

The important question is where I am and who heals me.

Without leaving the ground I looked everywhere I was in a place that seemed familiar to me. It was a room with friendly colors.

I got up and saw a green haired woman sitting in the living room, with her back to me with, she was in a furniture made of wood and cushions, where I could see that the woman was watching with interest a flat screen on the wall, where I could see a beautiful tiny blue haired woman with butterfly wings, touching a green crystal that was on the floor. Suddenly the television was turned off and I could see my reflection and the reflection of the woman diffusely on the flat tv, she was a green woman although she barely appeared on the tv, she was very beautiful, she smiled at me, and turning around I could see that it was the goddess Clarisa, then she said:

"Come over, sit down!" I approached her, when I moved I noticed the chains, when I get off the ground, I wanted to dust myself off to make me presentable, but it seemed like an impossible task with the chain on my arms and my legs. I sighed and as best I could I sat in the living room with her.

In front of her I noticed a small table where there was a kettle and two cups of tea, which smoking slightly, she drank from one of them, when I sat down, she gave me a sweet smile.

"You can let me go!" I told her, while I show her my bracelets.

She got a little serious and handed me the cup of tea, I took the cup and she said:

"A cube or two of sugar?"

"Only one. Please release me!" I said, looking back at my bracelets.

"Sorry, I can't only your goddess can free you!" I was not very happy, so I took a sip of the tea, which made me feel relieved, it was jasmine tea. Then on the table I noticed a mountain of muffin. So, I looked at her and said while pointing to the muffins:

"May l!" She nodded.

"How did I get here!" Said.

“I am the new goddess of reincarnation of this universe so it could be that I ‘at sign for all the souls of this world. Like you were one how belong to this world. Therefore, when you died, your soul recognized my sign and came to my call. " Clarisa said. I was amazed to hear this. I probably wouldn't have to go to the hades of Paulina's world.

I took the opportunity to put a muffin in my mouth, it was delicious, they had a slight anise flavor, so I began to devour them as if there were no tomorrow. He felt like he hadn't eaten in centuries.

"So, it means I'm going to reincarnate in a new life!" I said with my mouth full. She looked at me sad and said:

"Yes and no!" I twist my head to the side and like when you give an order to your dog and he doesn't understand you.

"Why yes and why not!" I told her, she sighed and said:

“I can't send you another world! Your soul is sealed in the world of Paulina and you will be reborn at the point where you died, before performing the action that killed you! "

"Shit! Why?" I Said. Remembering that the Dragon killed me with a small ice stalactite or ice spear.

"Your soul belongs to Goddess Paulina and the only place you can go is the world Paulina!" She said. She waits a moment for me to say something, but since I didn't say anything she said:

"Are you ready!" I sighed and said:

"I am!"

"Click!" Listen, I think it was a snap of the fingers. In a blink of an eye I was in force field, about to hit the ground again. So, I decided to ask the knight who was fighting the dragon for help.

…

“I can't use any of my other evolutions until I'm sure Clarisa's not paying attention to us!” I thought.

"No! She must have better things to do than keep an eye on us!" I Refute my earlier thought, while shaking my head in my dark world, deciding that she didn't exactly care about me, if she was really worried about me, she would have simply given me the growth of a tree or a tree. golem or some being with chaotic thoughts. I reminded myself that Emiony's growth was that of a worm, while I had no growth.

I looked at Emiony and she was looking at herself in a full-length mirror that had hanging on a rock wall, I amazed said:

"Emiony, where did you get that mirror from?"

"I did it with the mana in the environment, do you want to see?" She said. While she straightened her hair in front of the mirror.

“No, Thanks! What do you think we have to do from now on to survive!” For some reason he knew that generally the task of the Fairy dungeon was to guide the Crystal dungeon. During his lifetime, but he couldn't remember anything about the Crystal Dungeon do.

"I think we should look for food, I'm hungry!" I looked at her like seeing a freak. I was hoping she would tell me something more relevant. I knew I needed to do something in particular, but I didn't know what.

I'm sure the Crystal Dungeons don't need food, but in my case I did. I opened my state, and look at my state or characteristic called biomass and at the moment I had 7497 grams of food in my stomach, which had infinite food capacity, thanks to the ability that I copy a zombie from my world. This ability is called Endless stomach.

This ability had its benefits; however, it caused that every 6 hours, which is equivalent to 360 minutes of time, I must consume the equivalent of 360 grams of food, in its first level. But the catch is that Misleplick altered my system in such a way that when one of my states is lowered by an 'X' action, a regeneration point is consumed.

Which alone is not a problem, because each minute and 16 seconds will regenerate 55 maximum regeneration points. That regenerates from 1 to X points of any state that needs it. I consciously using them to regenerate the characteristic, or like breathing, unconsciously.

But if at the time of reaching 0, any of my characteristics, they will find that there are no regeneration points. This would cause my system to consume one point of biomass. For each point you need to regenerate. Which means that if several characteristics drop to 0 at the same time, I could die in the worst case, if I ran out of biomass.

….

I looked at my inventory to see if I had something to eat saved by chance, but the closest thing to food I had was 2 centipedes and the safest thing was that she did not want to eat that so I looked around, looking for something useful and discovered, although this place at first glance seemed like a cave, in reality we were in a room with a door blocking our exit. So, I decided that it was best to get out of there and see what was on the other side.

It was not very logical that Emiony despite not having the growth of a Dungeon Fairy, could use the Mana around her. But I could not use that Mana, or to be very exact on me was the Misleplick curse that did not allow me to create new spells, which meant that I had to use my abilities or my body. Which seemed like a bad idea, because if someone destroyed my crystal it would surely mean my death.

For what I took out of my inventory the Guntank, which was that rocket launcher machine, which I ran into shortly after arriving in this world. The one with the bottom of a tank and where the barrel of this machine should be, what there was the torso, head and arms of a robot with a missile launcher on its back. Too bad he didn't carry a ray gun when I found him.

Once out of my virtual inventory, it touched the ceiling, it had a height of 3 meters, 1.80 meters wide and a length of 3.5 meters. Luckily this room was very spacious.

"What do you do, why do you take out that garbage, you should create monsters that defend you, and create traps that help you defend your domain! Every crystal dungeon is born with those instincts.” Emiony said. I looked at her and thought:

"A moment ago, I asked her what to do and he came up with a silly thing!" I looked at her angrily and without thinking I said:

“I wasn't born Dungeon Cristal, so I don't know how to make monsters or traps, it's more Clarisa made sure to screw me, since she didn't give me the growth of any creature in this world! So, I can only advance with my own strength! "

"Frankenstein Body!" I said angrily, activating this passive ability. A purple cloud came out of my crystalline body and from it came mechanical tentacles that entered the body of the Guntank and took out, the center of this machine, introducing my crystal in the body of this machine, making take control of the Guntank. What caused that in my dark world 2 Joystick appeared attached to the chair, in which I was sitting, enabling the control of this machine. In addition to adding other functions of the Guntank on my monitors and CPU.

So, I tried to move, but only my arms moved, since I was stuck between the ceiling and the floor of this room.

"Hahaha! Look, I'm going to show you how to create: traps and monsters! " Emiony said, she extended her arms towards the exit, closed her eyes and said:

"Haphazard skuldugger!" And a few meters in front of us a bear trap appeared. She immediately said:

"Haphazard assemble!" I snap my fingers, in front of us a ball with wings appeared the size of a green basketball with a simple smile, at first glance it looked like an Emoji.

"Ding! You just learned the Haphazard Skuldugger and Haphazard Assemble spells! Level 1!" Said my Omnivaiz. Amazed I said:

“What the hell that green Emoji looks a bit like my Omnivaiz!” Although but he was 2 times smaller than Emiony's monster.

"It is possible that I can learn magic so easily." I thought. Since I could not believe it, what I just saw and heard, I put my hands like Emiony did and said:

"Haphazard assemble!" Snap your fingers. A black metal ball came out of the ground with a simple smile, like Emiony's emoji, appeared in front of me.

"Ding! You have created a Level 1 creature; you have spent 10 mana points! " Said my Omnivaiz. Then I said still incredulous:

"Haphazard skuldugger!" In front of the trap that I believe Emiony a hole appeared, and she covered herself with a cloak that made her invincible at first sight. I was amazed.

"Ding! You have created a Level 1 trap; you have spent 10 mana point! " Said my Omnivaiz. It was official I could learn magic from this world, which meant I had to look for magic books, or ask Emiony what other spells she knows or see if there are schools of magic and join. But first I said something annoying to Emiony:

"Because you didn't tell me before that you could create traps and Summon monsters, I would not have used this ability, since once used it cannot be undone!"

"I'm sorry, it didn't occur to me that this information was so important. I don't know what happens to me at times I feel strange, as if I were myself and at times it wasn't!" She told me almost crying.

"Poor creature, surely it is the effect of the change of race that conflicts with its growth!" I thought. She smiled at me as if the overwhelming moment that happened had never happened and she said:

"How do you plan to move with that half-done Gundam body!" The figure of a massive fighting robot with angel wings came to my mind.

I smiled at her from my dark world and said:

"Digivolt to Rice Exterminator!" So Ayumi Miyazaki's Digimon Song Brave Heart song from 1999 began to play. With what I said:

“God of my world turn this decaying body of Guntank!

'In: I be Back'! " The body of the Guntank was dyed black and began to transform as if it were a Maximal, becoming its animal counterpart. The animal was silver with brown, strong arms and noble nature.

This animal in my world is not the king of beasts, is the next in command, and you do not want to see him angry. It had a height of 2 meters, it had the typical measurements of a mister Olympia, a mountain of pure muscle, however, this body was only 1% organic, the rest was metal.

"Hey, what is this being, I've never seen him before!" Said Emiony.

"This being is a Gorilla!" I told her.

"What is being called Gorilla!" She said.

"The Animal Shaman once said: that being Gorilla is a signal for us to raise our heads and recognize the nobility within us! Which means that this great ape, radiates a silent honor and quiet dignity!" I said proudly.

“So, I want to be a Gorilla too! But a question who is the Animal Shaman?" She said.

…

"Bam bam bam!" it was loud noises coming from the door.

When he saw again a lot of black rats the size of cat with white eyes, they crossed the base of the door and when they entered the room they looked around as if looking for something. After looking everywhere, they saw us, their eyes turned red and I could see how a smile was twisted on their faces, as if they were watching dinner, then they ran towards us.

"Those rats came to conquer your dungeon, they sure belonged to a nearby dungeon!"

Emiony said scared, she hid behind me. So, the defense seemed to give at my discretion.

From what I knew immediately that the mobility of the Joystick would not be enough to fight against these beings, from what I said:

"Ghost in the Shield!" Using 50% of my mana, this spell literally means ghost in the body. It allows me to own my body as if I were a soul, allowing me 100% control of my body.