《Orthenon oroborous》Slice of bullshit life
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One .two.three.four
One .two. three .four
Breathe in, breathe out…..but hold it in no matter what,
One .two ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa.
well, what can a puny person can do when the universe wants to make you look like a belligerent idiot. It is like it increases everyone entropy.
And in the next minute, everything came to a standstill as the world witnessed a Great terror known as (fart explosion).
pssshtttttt. and again psssshhhhhhhhhhhht.
And then the world began to move again.
Many microbes and even viruses had ended their fate because of this deadly cataclysmic fart.
The girl named Elisha who was drinking water behind him began to puke rainbow water drenching her redwood bench and pink skirt alike.
Many curses began to rain down from all over him in the classroom. Students began to scramble to move out of the fart's circumference. but it was like a pandemic no matter how much you want to hold your breath in. It will still reach your nose and tingle your entire cerebral hemisphere letting it know of the horrible smell.
Even the teacher was feeling terrified and utterly shaken by this cataclysmic sound.
Well, Orthenon the person behind this atomic release was just sitting there, focusing and squinting his eye on the blackboard trying to act as natural and innocent as possible. But even sides character of soap advertisements can tell that he was very very bad at acting.
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