《Legends Of Valkyries:Endless war on Middle Earth》The World God Only Knows(Part 1)
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Humans tend to be scared on the things unknown to them - Unknown
"Tell me where am I!"
"You're in my home!"
"I mean the address!"
"Huh? You're in God's domain."
I see... I don't know where am I and suddenly a psycho girl spouts bullsheets, I'm now sure this is a mental hospital.
"Okay so, can you prove to me what you have said? I mean can you show me a map or something?"
"Hold my hand!"
"Wait, I have a girlfriend."
"I said hold my hand!"
"You know, I don't like to cheat on her."
"Oh, for goodness's sake you humans are a bunch of morons!"
She grabbed my right hand, placing it to her left chest. I'm sorry my dear, she forced me. Not to mention she's damn strong for the girls of her figure.
"What are you doing?!"
"Proving that this was the realm of Gods."
...no comment, she's a pure perverted bastard.
"I can read your mind human, this act was to share my admin permission for you to be able to view this worlds appearance."
"Then is this necessary?"
"Yes, in order for me to transfer it you have to take my heart."
"Huh?"
She's weird, maybe I will... nah seriously do I have a choice? I mean I don't know where the hell am I.
"The hell was on the other side."
...coincidence?
"I can read your complex mind."
Whatever, maybe just a coincidence.
"I who gave birth to this universe, who created all the things in it, who maintains the balance among them, and the one who guides the lost souls, I hereby approved Ron Acreman my permission to use the All-seeing eye for a minute.[Divine Blessing]"
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Now this was turning into a gag show...
"What does it do?"
"Say this words, (Divine Energy that created matter, let this one see your true form, let me witness your beautiful existence.[Syntax Scan]"
"Whatever."
"Also imagine the things you want to examine so that the divine energy will assist you on the analyzing part!"
"Blah blah blah! LoL LMAO!"
"Are you drunk?"
"You're the one that needs to examine yourself!"
"Not that I need it anyways."
"I mean who the heck will pretend to be a God? Chunni? Wake up kid!"
"Kid?!"
Maybe you really need to examine yourself, I throw some more horrible insults at you yet you only reacted to the kid part!
"Did you said that I looked like a kid?! Fine! Then witness my wrath you fool!"
"Are you going to spout bullcrap poems again?"
"Go and die![Transport]"
"Hahahah, what was that? Another of your lame poems?"
Shortly after I said those words, I found myself on a dark place where the only thing I could see around me was the tall-dark looking trees. Maybe I'm just so tired, I'm probably dreaming right now. When will this crazy dream end?
*screech*
What's that?
*hush*
Wild Boar? Deer? I mean I'm in a forest.
This dream was so detailed, what’s next?
“Eeeck!!!”
Huh? I know I asked for it but, for goodness sake it looks like a boar-deer hybrid. It’s body frame was similar to a wild boar while it has the head of a fully grown deer. Welp, it’s a dream so weird things are bound to show. I just move around to look for a good place to rest, even if this was a dream I’m still feeling tired from all the events that happened to me…
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I think I forgot something important…
The boar hybrid continues to stare, remaining in it’s position for about 15 minutes or so. While I’m trying to sleep on my dream(which was a paradox) I suddenly remembered of the very important thing I need to do, it’s to earn the needed money for Sarah’s operation ASAP. I immediately stood up and try to find the exit(which was futile because I know I’m dreaming). I recalled a custom where if you hurt yourself in your dream, you will instantly wake up. I tried pinching myself very hard yet it was completely ineffective. I started to think of way where I will surely wake up from the pain I will receive. I looked around and a brilliant(yet a dumb) idea struck my mind, it’s to anger the boar hybrid. I approached the bear and punched it’s eyes, and the boar who seemed in pain run in circles before stopping.
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