《Legends Of Valkyries:Endless war on Middle Earth》Poor Signal Strenght
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First love never dies - UNKNOWN
Woah! The particles, The sounds, It's lit! This freaking beats any game out there!
[Author: Sorry, his brain still got the processing speed of a potato Pc]
Amazing! Oh! I'm near! The ground! What effects can it show to me? Let me experience it!
[Author: Seriously?! This id$ot will die!]
...
Awwww...Man my head hurts, ouch. Where the hell am I? Why does my eyes... no, rather I can't see? Why? Oh! There's some cover, lemme try to remove this.
I removed the thing that covers my eyes, but to my surprise it was a damned pantsu(panty). Why the heck there's a pantsu on my face?! No, first thing was what am I doing at this place?
If you're wondering where am I, I will give you a clue. I'm on a place where cute onee-san(s) will take care of the sick you, they where beautiful clothes too! Still didn't get it? I'm on a hospital!
So first things first, what am I doing here? Second was how do I get here? Third is where was the cute onee-sans? As I keep myself asking those questions all-over again, a sound of a doorknob twitching can be heard. Maybe those nurses with those cute outfits will come over? Then let me prepare first for the party( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
I looked around the room to find some grooming items, sadly none was found. As I continue to search, a horible truth was unraveled.
"SURPRISE MOTHAFACKAR!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!( ✘Д✘ )"
"Hey dude! Why are you shouting like a 4 yr old girl who watched Boku no Pico?"
"WHO IN THEIR FREAKING RIGHT MIND WILL ENTER A HOSPITAL ROOM WEARING A NURSE OUTFIT?"
"DUH?! Everyone!"
"BUT YOU FREAKING LOOK SO SCARY!!!◑ˍ◐"
Okay! Imagine you're daydreaming about some *redacted* things, then a sick *redacted* monster suddenly appears behind your back. Now tell me how the heck can I calm down?!
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"Dude! Can you freaking remove that clothing?"
"But the nurses said it's okay?"
"IT'S NEVER TOO LATE! COME BACK TO THE SANITY VILLE!"
"But I like this!"
"Who in their *redacted* right mind would wear that stuff with their bulging muscles!"
"OH! You're concious of my sexy body?"
"HELL NO!"
"OK! I will take it off."
Then he started taking off his clothes, but the fudge he did that on my room!
"Get the hell out of here!"
"Ok!"
He left, ah seriously?! I'm so freaking confused with why am I confined in this place, yet he showed up to me like that...
Oh, I forgot to ask him.
"Wait senpai!"
No response, sigh let's just wait till he comes back hoping he didn't wear weird clothes.
"Sir Ron?"
Familiar Voice? Ummmm...
[Author: It's Alice...]
Alice huh? Why? I mean why will she visit me? Don't tell me she knows something?
[Author: *Cold Sweats*Um.. No?]
"Alice!"
"Sir can I come in?"
[Author: I prefer you come out( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
"Come in!"
"Sir, about your admission here."
"Yeah?"
"You've been comma for a whole week, you're senpai was the one who inform the school."
"And?"
"Um.. that's all I know sir, sorry"
"Goodjob Alice, I thank you for your report! I will ask father to double your wage!"
"Thank you sir, but I think I'm not that helpful to you."
"It's okay, and I'm sorry if our last meeting was filled with bad memories."
"It's Alice fault sir that you are late."
"No, no, it's my own fault. You didn't do anything wrong."
"I thank you sir for your kindness, I hope you recover early sir!"
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"Yeah, hope so!"
"By the way sir the doctor will explain what really happened at you."
"Yeah, you can go home for now."
Alice silently exits the room, while the doctor enters with some of his clipboard thing chart.
"Ron Acreman, I have a goodnews. You can be discharge by now!"
"Really Doc?"
"Yeah! The test was over and it says you're healthy!"
"Doc! What happen to me?"
"You've been comma over the last week cause of hyperventilation!"
"And?"
"Nothing serious!"
"Can I go out now?"
"Yep! As long as you're ready then yes."
"Ok where's my clothes?"
"Here."
The doctor handed out my new clothes brought by alice, why did I know? She visits me
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