《Lazy Guy With Dimensional Group Chat》Blank/Kuhaku
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Of the many urban legends out there, have you ever heard of this one?
A group of unknown players(4 to be precise), who win every single game they play, with scores no one has ever come close to.
Their account names are always left empty, so they're only known as 'Blank', these gamers are said to be unbeatable, and so the rumors spread even faster.
[Urban Legends are a type of wish]
Because in reality, the least interesting answer is usually the correct one.
"Ahhh" Sora stretched at his seat and felt extremely tired, Sora is a tall and lean young man with smooth fair skin, spiky maroon hair He has red eyes with dark bags under them which are from too excessive gaming with no signs of rest (sleep deprivation) and constantly wears a sly grin on his face. , "We won, somehow..." he said in an exhausted tone, he then turned his head to the little girl beside him.
"Listen, little sister, would you stop controlling the main account for Blank with your feet?" Sora said to Shiro, Shiro is a pale-skinned girl with very long messy white hair with pale blue, purple, pink, green, and yellow tint and large, passive golden/yellow-red eyes. She is rather slim and about average height (for an eleven-year-old).
"I'm Hungry" Shiro said, then took out a food from somewhere, "Nii, Want some?" She asked.
"Thanks for the food" Sora said then took some.
"Nii, have you got your daily points from the group chat?" Shiro asked
"Wait, let me check," Sora said then took his phone that was on the table, "Oh, I got 50 points" Sora said, "I also got 50 points," Shiro said.
"Well, what we always get will be the same, oh that damn lazy Tanaka got 90 points!" Sora exclaimed he then clicked his tongue.
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Sora: Lucky Bastard.
Tanaka: Thank you?
Sora sighed, they then started playing again, "Never thought I'd see you buy fancy rations like these" Sora said as his moved like he was playing a piano on the keyboard.
"Nutrition is important" Shiro replied as she played using her feet, and her blue and white striped panties can be seen, (Author is not a lolicon, but lets be honest here, she's a goddess)
"Why are we repeating the one from the anime?" Sora suddenly asked.
"Because we don't have anything to talk" Shiro replied.
"Anyways, what time is it?" Sora asked.
Shiro turned her head, "Umm..8:00 AM. The middle of the night." Shiro replied.
"What day?" Sora asked.
"Does that matter to a NEET?"Shiro said, then started falling asleep.
"That line sounds familiar," He turned his eyes and saw Shiro was falling asleep.
"Ahh! wait! I know you've been up for five days straight, but if you quit now, I won't have a healer!"Sora said panicking.
Just then Shiro stood up and grabbed the two mouse and placed it on Sora's feet, "Nii, you can do it" Shiro said.
"Hey, Are you really telling me to do the one from the anime?"Sora said
"Fight!" Shiro said with a cute face, then went to sleep.
"Wait! No! Wait! Why am I repeating the ones from the anime!" Sora said as he clicked the mouse on every two hands and two feet, just then he turned his head and saw he was winning.
"Hoho! Fine, I'll do it!" Sora said then started getting pumped up.
"..."
Sora was panting as he just finished playing, he was very exhausted.
"Nii... Email..." Shiro said as she sucked her thumb while sleeping, "I have been playing four characters on four separate screens, I don't have energy to do anything" Sora said as he struggled to gasp for air.
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"It may be from a friend," Shiro said.
"Is it from the group chat?" Sora asked.
"No," Shiro replied.
"Whose friends then?"Sora said.
"Yours?"Shiro said
"Haha, that's funny, I think my sister just said something sarcastic and really mean to me," Sora said as he cleaned his ears, just then Shiro stood up and went to the tablet, and clicked the mail application, Shiro opened her eyes as she saw the message, Sora also came to look at it.
They already knew who it was, Sora smiled, "Let's do this, Shiro," Sora said, Shiro nodded and sat on his lap, Sora moved the mouse and clicked the URL that was sent, then they were moved into a chess game.
"It's really her or him... I don't know Tet's gender" Sora said as he sighed, "Well, Let's see if there is someone who can really beat us,"
"..."
"Checkmate You Winner!"
"Haaaaa" Shiro and Sora sighed in relief, they didn't expect the game to be that hard, well yeah they watched the anime but it was really different doing it in person.
Just then an email came in and started asking them questions, then at the last "If there was a world where simple games decided everything, a world on board, where the rules and goals were clear, what would you think about that?"
Sora grinned then answered, "If there's a world like that, then we were born in the wrong world." after he answered that the screen sudden;y died, then all of the other screens also started malfunctioning, Sora was surprised and Shiro too, even though they knew it would happen it was still surprising for them.
Then a hand came out from the screen in front of them, "So I'll let you reborn, In the world, you should've been born!" then light enveloped the place and when they opened their eyes, they were falling from the sky.
"Welcome to My World!"
"Gaaaaaah!!!!!!" Sora was yelling as he looked down, just like what they said, it was different from watching it!
They started falling from the sky while Tet was explaining the rules to them, "Explain that later! The ground! The ground is close!!!!" Sora yelled then he hugged Shiro to protect her from the impact.
*Boom!
"Gaah" Sora groaned, still nervous from what happened, just then Tet's voice came for the last time and then left, and then a dragon flew by at the sky, Sora weakly stood up and grabbed his phone.
Sora: We did the skydive...
Tanaka: Welcome to Disboard!
Sora: Why are you acting like Tet!?
Sora and Shiro stood up and looked around, "Imouto, I've always thought that life was an impossible game. A game for masochists, But It's finally bugged out!"
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