《fall into darkness》The Idiot Question
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"Here, I will teach you how to survive and survive in an environment of nothingness." Tuobu said indifferently: "Today is your first day here, I am very kind and give you three opportunities to reward, as long as you answer correctly My questions, and I'll be rewarded."
All the children's eyes lit up when they heard it.
"The first question." Tuobu said coldly, "How can I survive?"
All the children were taken aback.
How to live?
They have never thought about this issue. They have been sheltered by their parents since they were young. When they reach the age of entry, they choose their favorite colleges.
"Make money!" A girl immediately raised her hand to answer.
When the other children heard it, they sighed in annoyance, yes, if you want to survive, of course, you have to learn to make money. With such a simple answer, others have taken the lead!
But Tuobu remained indifferent, and spit out two words: "Wrong!"
All the children were stunned, was it not right?
"Work?" the other boy said tentatively.
Taub glanced at him and said indifferently: "Wrong! By the way, everyone has only one chance to answer."
All the children looked at each other.
Neither earning money nor working?
"Teacher, you said to live, under what circumstances do you live?" A little girl with a fair complexion frowned and thought.
Tuobu glanced at her and said indifferently: "Nothing happens, just live!"
Hearing this, all the children couldn't help but be stunned.
Du Dian also frowned slightly, and his mind turned rapidly. According to his observation, there should be no need for this Tuobu to make a mystery, and the previous answer is undoubtedly correct. If it must be defined as a mistake, then there is only one answer left.
"Eat!" he raised his hand.
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding children looked over, stunned, and then some children burst out laughing.
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to eat?
Can you answer more idiots?
"Correct!" Tob said indifferently.
All children: "..."
Looking at the dumbfounded expressions of all the children, Tuobu sneered: "With such a simple answer, only one person answered it correctly, and the reward that was given away almost couldn't be given away. In addition to water, do you have feces in your brain?"
All the children looked ugly, but they were a little unconvinced, but they had seen Tuobu's previous atrocities, but no one dared to question it.
Du Di'an breathed a sigh of relief. Originally, he thought the same as other children. He thought it couldn't be such a simple and almost idiotic answer. He didn't expect to win the bet.
"The second question below." Tob said indifferently: "How can I get food?"
All the children were stunned, what is this strange question?
"Make money!" A voice said quickly, it was the little girl who answered before, and this time she chose the same answer.
The other children suddenly wanted to stomp their feet. Damn, it was missed before, and this one was robbed again.
"Wrong!" Taub still said coldly.
The little girl was stunned, she couldn't believe her ears, was it wrong again?
The other children were also a little stunned, but they quickly realized that they still had a chance, and hurriedly raised their hands to answer.
"I, I know, it's work!"
"Ask mom!"
"Chew with your upper and lower teeth!"
The last boy thought of the simple answer of Du Dian's reverse thinking and immediately said tentatively.
Taub couldn't help but glance at him, with a hint of sarcasm on his face, "Why, you can still chew cabbage with your butt?"
The boy blushed instantly.
"It's all wrong, a bunch of rubbish!" Tob said coldly.
Du Dian didn't expect the answers he also wanted to say we're all wrong, and he couldn't help but fall into contemplation, recalling his previous way of thinking, the first step in living is to eat, and the first step to eat...
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"Look for food!" Du Dian raised his hand again.
Tob gave him a light look and said, "Correct!"
All the children were dumbfounded again.
It's that simple?
It's that simple? ?!
"The last question below." Tuobu said indifferently: "How to find food?"
All the children couldn't help looking at Du Dian.
Du Di'an was a little helpless when he saw the strange eyes of these children. This time he really didn't know.
Seeing that Du Dian didn't mean to answer, the other children lowered their heads and thought. After a while, another child raised their hands to answer. The answer was similar to the previous one, especially the little girl who said "making money". The third answer is still It is to make money, and it seems that there is a way to go to the black, but the answer is still wrong in the end.
Soon, after one lap, hardly a single child answered correctly.
Tob looked around and said, "Why, no one knows?"
Several children standing near Du Di'an couldn't help looking at him, knowing that he hadn't answered yet.
Du Di'an felt their gaze and even felt that Tuobu glanced at him, as if waiting for him to answer, but this time he really didn't know, and the answers he could think of were all answered by others.
"It seems that there is no more." Seeing that Du Dian didn't mean to answer, Tuobu stopped waiting and said plainly: "The first step in finding food is to learn to distinguish food. Today's first lesson is to teach you how to recognize food. food."
When Du Dian heard this, he finally knew the purpose of his three questions. Through his conversation with Macon yesterday, he confirmed his guess. The other children here didn't know that they were not training for guards, but for "scavengers", and Du Dian knew from Fino that, Scavengers are looking for resources in the wilderness outside the giant wall. In this case, they must not carry too many resources, so they must learn how to survive in the wilderness outside the giant wall.
Knowing food is their first lesson!
"Teacher, what is my reward?" Du Di'an raised his hand and asked when he saw that Tuobu had not announced it for a while.
Taub glanced at him and said, "Each question will be rewarded with one breakfast. Congratulations, you will be rewarded with two breakfasts, but today's breakfast time has passed, and you can only use it until tomorrow."
Just one breakfast?
Du Dian was a little stunned, but he didn't know that in the short half-month special training, he deeply realized how precious these two breakfasts are!
When other children heard that the reward was just breakfast, they immediately felt a little more balanced.
"Now, after the break, run ten laps of the school grounds!" Tuobu suddenly shouted in a low voice.
All the children couldn't help but be astonished. They have just finished running, and are they going to run again?
"The time is half an hour, and every time it exceeds five minutes, add a lap!" Taub announced the rules indifferently.
"Teacher, don't..."
"It's running again, I'm about to vomit..."
Some children couldn't help crying, but soon they ran at full speed in the picture of the leading role model being kicked away.
The corner of Du Dian's mouth twitched slightly. This rule was ruthless to him, but he vaguely guessed that Tuobu was training their endurance. After all, according to Tuobu, since it was learning how to live, then the exercise was definitely not strength. And fighting, but speed and durability!
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