KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

I was beating on the door the Farron went through.

I Knew this conquest was too much for him. I hated Remiel for placing Farron in such a bad situation. I understand that he has his own reason's for doing this but i think that he's just rationalizing this situation... sigh this was more complicated then i wanted to admit

KNOCK KNOCK

Creeek-

the door opened and i saw a unmasked Farron looking worse for wear. I smell regurgitated food, did he vomit.

"How are you feeling , baby"- i always said needed to be more sensitive in these types of situations , now was the time to act on it .

"Not good"

"do you want to tell me about it "

i reached over and grabbed him by the shoulder pulling him into a big hug.

"ahh you know I'm here for you right"

"...yea"

walking through the room i could see that this room clearly belonged to one of the Henetta soldiers. Sitting on the bed with Farron he told me about his views on the matter.

"Were... no better then them. I know that i cant go back but still i want too"

"i agree"

"you do?"

He wasn't completely wrong we really aren't better then them in any sense of the word.

"Yes"

"I think your missing one thing though"

"What is that?"

"We never claimed to be the good guys, why do you want to be good so bad. What even is good. The strange thing about humans or really warmed blooded creatures that im noticing is you all seem to have some type of sense of self righteousness. Can you even tell me what exactly what you did that was wrong "

"... I killed a child"

"Yes you did, that child was trying to kill you. The the age of the individual remove your right to defend yourself. I know you remember that she threw a blade at Myrtle's neck"

"yes.. that is true. I think the main problem i have with this is i feel that child didn't have a choice. How is it possible that someone that young becomes a killer .She had to have been taught this , she was robbed of a chance to actually be a child .I feel like i robbed her of that"

Mhhh sentimental moron, time to show him why im the older on in the relationship

"Farron you know the world isn't sunshine and rainbows."

"i know but"

"BUT you cant shake that mentality, by your standard she is a child but beastkin age differently so technically she's older then you .Putting the semantics aside you wont find a world without violence . I know you're much too soft to understand this but the world is ruled by the laws of nature which is largely the same .If you didn't off her she was going to continue killing until she died of old age or someone else was going to do it. Your desire not to hurt someone like that is paradoxical , if you knew here from birth you probably would hate her, but since you didn't know her for some reason she deserves your sympathy. Her actions speak Farron"

"well you say that but still"

After a long silence i said

"i get it that you still feel icky but at least you don't feel like you did before"

"Well janus did make me smarter but it cant be substituted with real expeirance .And your right i do feel better"

"Then my work here is done"

"wait!"

"sure " i said casually not like i had someplace to be

"lay here with me?"

haha i guess this worked better then expected. It sure beats going back outside where they were contemplating ways to best use Farron.I really didn't like anyone here but Farron and Ezra but we wouldn't be here forever. Myrtle was ok and Remiel don't get me started, the rest of them i couldn't form much of a opinion on.

Jumping in the bed eagerly i took the liberty to start dragging him with me

"you always know the right things to say, i always act more irrational then i'd like"

"there's nothing to glorify about being overly rational, hell no one is rational"

"yea ok wise women Gwendolyn now come here and give me a kiss"

after some time of fooling around we heard a Farron came up with a suggestion

"how about we go on a date through the town?"

"A date?"

"Yeah , i mean who knows how things will change once i enter the tournament likes savor these last vestiges of peace and go on a walk through the town"

There were alot of safety concerns like what if all the bandits attack while the main two fighters were off chatting in a bar somewhere ,etc. This was my first real date so i didn't want to turn it down

"Well. Ok but we should be back before long "

"Great, are you ready?"

was i ready? did Farron see me as a man or something. While its true i usually dressed in pants and all black that didn't make me any less women. Since this is my first date i wanted to look at least a little special... i think its time to bust out the dresses

"No!" i said

"no?" he said

"Farron, ugh never mind give me 2 to 3 hours this might take a while"

"what might take a while?"

His cluelessness while it was part of his charm was pissing me off at the moment. I don't know why but i was embarrassed when i really shouldn't be

"so i can get ready!"

i said while getting of the bed and rushing out the door. shamed me to say this but i needed Ezra for this one .Walking back through the halls i spotted Ezra looking bored out of her mind ,Perfect

"hey psssh"

"PSSSSSSSh"

"What is it"

"I need help"

"you need help? " she said raising her eyebrow "what do you need me to do"

"waaah i dont need you do anything its , just Farron asked me out on a date all of a sudden and i want to look , you know girly"

Taking me into a more secluded corner she first started off laughing "hahaha" "ok knowing him you dont have to wear anything new that same outfit would be just fine"

"I know that but this is abotu me!"

"hahaha bingo there's my selfish Gwendolyn "

"Aaa- well cant i look good every once in a while, how is that selfish"

" dont take it to heart, your in luck the only thing i keep on me is dresses"

hiking up her dress shamelessly, she Opened up her chest compartment pulling out 10 different sets of clothing along with hats to match

"woah you were keeping all that in there?"

" gotta look good, come with me "

going back to the hallway we choose a room that wasn't occupied. Laying the cloths across the bed she said "choose"

looking over the my options i saw a dress that was red with a cut out top leaving from for only the shoulder

"how about this one"

"too in your face"

I wasn't asking her but there were her clothing items, so i guess it would be fine if i listened. Next to the red dress was a badge dress that had a V neck .

"how about this one"

"too modest"

we did this about 6 mores times until

"this one!"

i didn't choose that dress of course she did. The dress mentioned was blue with a open back side.

"This is the one?" i asked

"trust me he's not even going to know what to say"

handing me a hat and white gloves too match she said "go change trust me" she said that last part with more emphasis

going into the bathroom i took off my beloved biker gear and slipped into her dress. It was a painfully obvious when i began wearing it, that she choose this dress because i didn't have any curves and it was skin tight. putting on the hat with feathers line on its rim and equipping the glove i walked out for Ezra to witness

"look at you , Farron wont be able to keep it in his pants "

Taking a look in the mirror and turning around the look at how it made me look.

"ehhhh are you sure "

"Am i sure you realize my taste is immaculate?"

"Yeah i know but"

looking annoyed that i doubted the queen of fashion

"FARROON!!!!!!!!!" she hollered at the top of her lungs

This bitch what was she doing!

"BOOM"

the door slammed open with him entering with his gun in hand. For some reason he was wearing a goofy looking bowtie

"Where is the danger"

I could see it was set to explosion that wouldn't be good if he just shot off.

"AY Ay ay put that thing down there is no danger." Ezra said

"Look at your girlfriend "

putting down his gun on the bed. he looked at me mouth agape , walking over to me he looked me in the eye and began running his hands over my sides making me shiver a little .He stopped with his hands when they reached my hips and i could tell he wanted to shift to my butt but i stopped him.

"ooh lala why'd you stop him" Ezra said

ignoring her asked "well? how do i look"

not responding he took a step back bowed a kissing my extended hand.

"Gwen... you look-"

"ahhh upppp tell her after you to go, Now get going!" Ezra screamed at us

"ok ok" Farron conceded and tried to pull me

"wait wait wait bring your gun"

"my gun?"

"just because this is a date doesn't mean the world is free of danger" i said tucking a couples knifes in my hat and bringing my trusty blade. There wasn't a place to hold my sword so i made a little slit in my dress and put it inside.

Ezra started scoffing at me blatantly cutting her dress , but she didn't say anything

"alright i'm ready"

I understood somewhat where Farron was coming from i had to walk over multiple dead bodies in order to not get my dress soaked in blood .

When we got outside the manor gates we were finally truly alone .The wind and freezing cold wasn't doing the best for this dress but hopefully it wouldn't completely rip leaving me exposed to the elements.

"so where do we go first?" i said as we made a small walk into the village/city.

"Well we've only been in a city for a few hours ,lets just walk around "

Was this his idea of a date , i had to say it was pretty decent .Not because it was some grand place that he took me too, but because he choose to take me out in the first place.

"sure why not" i said

Farron grabbed me by my was it pulling me closer as we began walking through the city. taking a good look at him i asked

"hey you have a silly little bowtie on, why?"

Looking down and visibly embarrassed he responded

"oh this haha its a bowtie. When i saw you wanted to dress down for our date i wanted to impress you a little and was looking to wear a suit rather then just the armor i normally wear. Obviously i couldn't since i would get frostbite but i thought why not do what i could, leading to this bowtie"

That was hilariously stupid , its the thought that counts though so i stifled back my laughter

"did you get it from Remiel"

"yeah apparently that guy keeps suits in his compartment"

So it wasn't just Ezra, it ran in the family

"haha tell me about it"

"uh?"

"don't worry about it"

after an hour or so of walking my loverboy decided he was hungry and wanted to see what type of feed they served here. So we stopped by a dilapidated shop with stools on the side of it assuming it was serving fresh food .After sitting down He then realized that he had no money

"uhhh Gwen i think we might have to go back, i don't have any money that these guys will accept"

"you just realized that"

"Yeah, and not only that but i have no clue what their saying "

Sometimes he was a genius sometimes he was a utter dumbass

"ahhh don't worry you guys are the new invaders right?" the shop keepers said

"you can understand me?" Farron said with a surprised face

"yea yea to be a shop keeper you need to learn all types of things if you want to make money."

replying Farron said " that's cool that we actually understand each other but we don't have any money"

"haha well this ones on the house not like i get many costumers as friendly as you guys" He said while stirring his ladle into some old pot

"friendly as us? you cant possible know who we are" i said bracing for a fight, this guy was suspicious

"tell your girlfriend to pipe down"

This guy was rude ! if he says one more thing i'm going to make him wish he never existed

"Everyone knows about you you're the couple few machine people that exist on this planet. most of us cant help but watch such weirdos. Its like seeing a a dead fish stand up and greet you"

"Hahaha , do we stand out that much" Farron seemed to be taking everything with good spirits

"ha yea i mean its not everyday people go on a killing spree and then what is this a date?" The shop keeper said while putting down a bowl of slop

"Eat up"

it looked disgusting and could have poison in it

"Farron don't eat that nasty concoction " making sure he could hear every word

the shop keeper took no offense saying "is she always this bitchy?"

"ahhh woah she's just a little protective is all" Farron said while sampling whatever that was

"yeah ok" he said while working on cooking on more garbage

"so what do the town folk think about us?"

"well i cant speak for everyone but not one really cares. Whether its you ,the royal family , Henetta ,you name it. As long as no one messes with our daily life too much it doesn't make much of a difference to us"

"yeah that seems like people, hey this is actually pretty good " he said

" thank you . you're surprisingly pleasant to be around now i can see why you can tolerate ol black and blue "

This guy needed his ass kicked

"you fucker, you know i can destroy your shop with one swing ?" i said menacingly and kicking over one of this stools

"you could but you wouldn't "

ahhhh! i screamed in fustration this guy was running my date why did the only person to speak our language have to be such a asshole

"Farron lets go he's running this "

finishing the bowl he said "alright ill see you later, uh what was your name?"

"Keith"

"cya Keith, have a nice one"

"ayy one thing before you go."

we both turned around to see what his last words were

"we saw how you treated that kid, just want you to know we appreciate it .But your niceness isn't going to work out the way you want it too"

"what do you mean by that" i asked

" oh nothing much" he said acting innocent

"lets go Farron " i said practically begging to get away from this run down dump

"well ill keep that in mind.... bye Keith"

we enjoyed plenty of rustic scenery watching the town folk do as they did. eventually we reached somewhere that looked like a water mill where the mill was vastly outsized by the river .I had to admit this place had a vibe to it, Farron seemed to agree when he said "now this place you have to admit looks pretty dang cool"

"it does"

Sitting next to the tub wheel overlooking the river we began talking.

"that reminds me"

"of"? i said curiously

"you asked me how you looked"

"yea i did , that was like 3 hours ago"

"you look beautiful " as he bring me closer into a kiss our lips interlocked and ecstasy run through my circuits.

"ahhh" i moaned

was this scoundrel planning this from the start

"you know we cant do anything out here right wont you get frost bite?"

"i want you to warm me up" he said getting increasing feverish with both his lips and now his hands were trailing my body.

If i had a human body i would agree, but i didn't it was simply was impossible to warm him up, in fact because of conduction i would probably make him freeze to death which wasn't a good thing

"you know i can't do that best ,we can do is kiss" i said shyly sometimes i wanted a warmer body even through his armor i could feel the heat radiating off of it.

"don't be silly of course you can" as he pinned my hands above me. This new armor of his actually made his exo skeleton stronger then mine so i literally couldn't resist. In a way my struggle to escape his grasp only made the whole situation hotter.

"you beast" i said playfully as he suckled on my neck he had every intention of doing it right here. I looked through the window of the mill house i could see a small figure peering through the window. It was the same child Farron gave the fruit to , she seemed to be watching bashfully with some curiosity.

as bad as i was i wasn't going to fluff in front of a child, i had to think of something before i got to lost

"if you pull out your penis, it will become a popsicle in this weather"

That made him pause to think giving me the upper hand. My turn i thought reversing positions smashing him against the wall. This time my ass was located on his groin area.

"i want you to beg for me, say pretty please" i relished in having the power

"beg you? All you did was make it easier for me" he said smiling and grabbing and bringing me closer into a intimate embrace

"Ahh" i heard him finally give a moan which in turn made me want it more

Turning to look at the window the child had gotten her mother. The mother shooed away her child so she wouldn't be victim to something so indecent. Though She didn't interrupt us but placed one hand where it didn't belong and began biting her dress while watching in earnest .I couldn't say anything to Farron but the whole situation was turning me on. Using his hands he began rubbing in between my legs and i couldn't stop my self from shuttering.

"oh god Farron you devil"

i didn't even get to finish calling him out on his perverted actions as he began kissing me again making it all so much more intense.

"ahh"

Then i climaxed ... in front of a voyeur no less

My head was clear now but obviously Farron wasn't done. Pushing him off

"aww why"

I wasn't going to explain to him that i reached my limit , it was much too embarrassing

"wait till we get back to the den tiger, ill make sure to treat you extra special"

"lame"

rolling my eyes, ignored his toddler like protest, not like i was lying once we got back i would blow his socks off

pulling me forward my laid down by the edge of the river hearing the running water. The sounds of nature and the constant rush of water almost had a therapeutic affect. Oh that's right i hope i didn't end up tearing Ezra's dress too badly.

Creek

hearing a noise that wasn't as stated above ,i got up only to see the mother motioning for us to come over .Don't tell me she wanted to join in our cuddle session... should i let her? was it fair that i had my fun and he didn't? not to mention she was nice enough not to disturb us while we handled business

"Farron look" i said while pointing over to her location

"oh its that chick from earlier"

"chick" huh i think this chick is in luck

we began walking over to her

"Hello"

"Waa you can understand me?"

"uh... everyone can... if someone spoke to you in our native language they were just messing with you. anyway i saw you and your girlfriend , uh having fun and i wondered if."

"If what ? do you need some help" Farron said innocently

Sometimes he was too pure for this world

"well my husband abandoned me with this child years ago and i've been lonely... i wouldn't ask this to anybody but i saw you give the mangasa back to my kid so i figured you have a decent character .I know you aren't from here but mangasa's are worth a pretty penny so most people would've just stole it "

Walking up to her he put his hands on her shoulders "that's terrible i could never, how can we help?"

was he trying to charm her or naturally just this dense

making sure to lock the child in the other room. I already knew where this was going so i grabbed and slammed him on the bed. farron despite his efforts i can tell he didn't want to break out of my grip, probably for fear of hurting me all that sugar was going to get rewarded today.

Looking at me in appreciation she asked "is it ok with you"

girls got to help each other out not like i hated her or anything .Plus she got to watch me , now i get to watch her

"dont be gentle trust me he can handle it"

"but he's your lover and all i don't want to encroach on your kindness"

ugh sweet saps everywhere.

"ok how about this lets double team him"

"double team me?" he said increasingly worried.

"thanks"

she dropped her dress in one smooth motion

"woah, your breast are out"

"shut up" said the chick who was now a cougar

that caught him off guard .

In the end we both had our way with him. sign me up for girlfriend of the century