Tick tick tick tick tick.

Pshhhhhhhhhh. Pfwiiiiiiiiiiiii.

Nah, a little more fluorescent pink... Here and there.

Here, a bomb of fluorescent red on the lips....

Tick tick tick tick tick....

Pshhhhhhhh.

The horns in fluorescent green.

I said, "Mhhhhmm. I was lying on a rock, basking in the sun. We were in Florida and the afternoon was supposed to go back to the parks chained to Mickey. But as humans, we could do what we wanted for free and at will...

We had a good time but today something was not right, Argentrix avoided looking at me and she had a smile on her face...

Mickey greeted us and put both his hands in front of his mouth, Donald too and Dingo jumped.

We went into the park and as we walked around, a little girl said to her mother, "Mom, Mom, look how funny the pink dragon is..."

A little boy wanted to do a selfie with me and that's when I realized that Argentrix had painted me pink while I was sleeping.

GROOOAAAAAAH, Argentrix, you'll pay for this!

The crowd laughed, but the worst thing was that the paint was holding and not going into the water!

GRRRRR. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

From afar I saw her rolling around laughing on the floor and then she showed me MY black bag with my sausages in it and my favorite deli meats

She took the sausage, and stretched it over her mouth and dropped it down her throat.

Me: "My hazelnut sausage,... my favorite! But it's just that she ate it all!"

I was in the cave to the dragon, chained and had to scare the children and it was successful!

GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. My roar spread throughout the park.

Mickey told me it was too loud and asked me if I was angry and why.

I shed a tear of shame when I explained to him that it was not themed makeup but a bad joke and that she had eaten all our memories... My chocolates, my hams and even my rum... she had to be punished! That's right!

The staff laughed and the cook offered me some spicy steaks to console me while the lady was strutting around, making and buying ice cream with the little girls and I was going to play the role of the evil dragon for the knight boys and her for the little princesses...

We were looking at it from afar with lightning and it wasn't going to happen like that!

She ran away and lost track of herself as soon as the park was closed. It was our last day of contract, we promised to come back but we wanted to go to Arizona...

I guess she's already there, she had taken half a day off because I had to spend at least 6 times in a carwash to remove most of the paint and I spent my first night without her under the stars.

No sign of any fire or sadistic laughter.... I then put myself between a few rocks and I was promoting my revenge.

You've been a bad dragon. You're gonna pay for this!

The sun was hitting like an anvil. The heat was terrible, but it was really nice for a dragon. I was in great shape and I could hide myself among the rocks.

I started to smell the wind and I smelled the particular smell of my female... She didn't feel like it, but I did!

I had a headwind and she didn't. It must have been her pheromones...

I GET YOU!

I climbed the rocks and went down quietly. Plated against the walls.

She was hiding between the rocks. She must have been trembling with fear, because the look I gave her was terrible, I certainly shouldn't have reacted so badly.

But she was still going to buy me my sausage..... It's like taking a bone from a dog eating it...dangerous...The sausage was my BONE! TO ME! TO ME! TO ME!

The smell disappeared all of a sudden and I couldn't find a trace.

SNiff, sniff here, sniff there, sniff there, nothing. I looked into the sky, and I couldn't see anything.

Only the wind and a cooler temperature....

A trap????

She is able to do it.....

Splich...... a fine, light sound of water being stirred.

I was in a kind of funnel and the striations of the stone mixed with the reflections, making a magnificent optical effect. then the striations moved.

FIND, you're underwater!

She came to the surface and put herself on her back. Propelling with its tail undulating in the water, I had in front of me a beauty, a magnificent dragon with its beige belly and silver scales and between the scales of golden reflections. She was resting in the sun, wallowing in the water, inoculatively.

I was proud to have her as my wife. She was the most beautiful creature I know. She was beautiful as a human with her long golden hair and her well proportioned chest, but I loved her even more as a dragon. She excited me in this form. I must have lost all that humanity by now. I felt 100% dragon and the child self was just a memory with good moments but nothing compared to my condition as a black dragon.

I was the last of my kind and I was proud of my appearance and not ashamed to be a dragon. I was also hoping to have children who looked like me and their mother. And I dreamed of maybe having other colors, we could dream.

I slipped slowly into the water like an alligator attached to its prey and let myself sink.

Argentrix turned his back on me, floating on the surface.

I promised myself to sink her and make her drink the cup and as punishment, pinch her and piss her off until she moaned "I'm a bad girl..." that was my plan....

Argentrix didn't move, sleeping in the sun, a smile beat to her ears, waiting for me to fall into her trap.

She was waiting for me!

I stood under her and, like an idiot who thought he was taking, I went up to grab her neck and make her drink the cup.

With a slender and fast movement, she turned her head in the water and blew ice and I was caught in a block of frozen water.

SHIIIT!

An iceberg with me in it came to the surface.

She climbed on the iceberg that wrapped me and she drilled 2 holes in my nostrils. I was stuck because it wasn't normal ice but magic ice from her breath.

Argentrix: "So you got caught like a rabbit... SUCH IS TAKEN WHO THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING

Ah, what are you saying????? I can't hear you????

A, are you thirsty???

She took water from her mouth and spat it out in the hole in my nostrils and the water entered my nose, I took the cup like that but I started to panic.

Majestia's trauma, where I was frozen in eternal ice.

Argentrix laughed: Ahhhh you wanted to make me take the cup........ But hahahaha! You took it...

she was laughing and it was not meant to be, I knew it.

She was having fun like that.

"You're not going to make me honestly believe that you were going to surprise me? I had smelled you for miles around and you emit a smell of musk, like a male from hundreds of miles away. Fortunately, I'm the only dragon, I would have had competition...

Now, to get you out of here.... Wait... Yes, well, I'll give you a few days for it to melt, unless, unless you sing!

GO, sing! Ivan! Ivan!"

IIIIII III IIIIIIIII, Then she saw that I was in tears...

I couldn't stand being frozen anymore...

The joke turned to drama and my trauma resurfaced and I started to delirium.

"TENEBRION, let go of me! Let me go....MOTHER, I want to get on the plane...

No, no, no, no, don't kill Robin, he didn't do anything.

YESAAAAHHHHHH, I want to get out.

PITyyyyy, let me out......... Pity, Mercyy!!

RAhhhhhhhh! Naaaaannnnnnnnn!"

I was in panic mode and Argentrix clawed to clear the ice that had disappeared but I was out of my mind, delirious

She pulled me to the bank as best she could and held me close to her by swinging and comforting me...

"Sorry Ivan, sorry, I didn't know it was so hard for you....Sorry while massaging my neck and trying to chase away my tears.

LA, laaaa, it's better, breathe... Ivan......

I was slowly coming to my senses, but I didn't want to hurt her either. She was kind to me and I had only her in the world.... Yes, I had Hissa, but it wasn't the same thing...

She turned her neck so that her mouth would be in front of mine and supported her snout: "I beg your pardon, for the ice .........Not for the sausage....."

And we rolled around in the water and sank each other in geysers of water exploded by our movements.

Then, when we had cooled down, we made love to each other and after making sure that there was no one around we made love. Dragon style of course.

After our frolics, we went to get some fish and with the electricity, the fish fell into electro-sedation and we just had to pick them up in our mouths and swallow them as they were.

We were good and we were happy.

Argentrix: "Say, Ivan, if I ever have to lay eggs and something happens to me, will you know how to handle them?"

Me:" Of course and I promise to teach them your culture and history and customs. I will always manage to put them in contact with the other golden dragons and lead them down this path, not the path of darkness."

She leaned on me and began to dream.

"Ivan??"

"Yes, my little golden apple... What is it? ".

We watched the water run and the clouds pass by, both of us taking a nap on a rock well heated by the sun...

"Ivan, what do you think my parents should think now?

A grin appeared on my lips.

Me: "Something drastic, or something grandiose? I guess they're waiting for us with a good meal, a nice table with flowers and a barbecue?"

Argentrix: "Are you stupid or what????"

Me (Kiss and hug on the neck): "No, they'll have to get used to it. MMmmm (lick in love)"

She pushed me away a little: "But what if they don't get used to it and get angry with Hissa?"?

(MMmmm, massage her neck) "They'll never dare hurt her, they're golden dragons, not red dragons, and again... the reds are hard because they hardly trust her but once you have her, she's solid."

We concluded our little debate, Argentrix resting his long neck on mine, legs in his paws and wings open, lying in the sun, cracking and enjoying this moment of relaxation.

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"RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, Auronne, you have no idea where they are???? "growled Goldur.

Auronne turned on the TV with voice command.

Goldur: "How did you do that?"

"Dad... it's a TV..... All smart TVs have that! Live a little in our time."

Goldur: "All these human gadgets..... it's killing my brain. They built stuff for everything... They even have a toilet that wipes your ass and their carwash to wash the dragons...

It doesn't make sense... and here, no more magic... Fuck!

And why are you giving me this rubber cup?

"Because you're going to blow my glass budget and all your anger is in the thousands of dollars."

Goldur: "And you're not a princess?? You are a direct descendant of the emperor..."

Auronne: "You get me drunk Emperor here and there Empire by Empire. Mom must be brave to support you... You must have secrets.

Goldur smiled for a moment and then resumed his misery: "Um, yes, a big secret... anyway..."

At that moment u day on TV: "Las Vegas premiere! A couple of dragons married Elvis in secret.

In the picture I was seen with Argentrix, my paw around his neck, showing a raised thumb and winked, his tongue out. Argentrix also pulled out her tongue, the tip of which touched mine and the 2 drawing a heart.

Elvis on his knees at our paws, his guitar and doing his

OH YEAH!"

Moss came out of the goldur mouth, he was having a seizure like an epilepsy.

Emerald and Auronne threw themselves at him to drag him as far away from the barn as possible because it was going to be the apocalypse within 2 minutes.

They brought in the cattle, turned off all the lights, closed the doors and shutters and we waited for the storm to explode...

Wait...

Wait...

Goldur was frozen like a golden statue... It looked like a stone.

The neighbours were informed and the 3 dracosires threw themselves at Goldur's feet. Very suspicious.

The golden dragon had his mouth open.

Emerald: "Auronne, be careful with your eggs.... They lowered the basket into the shelter in the cellar.

Then Gaspar, one of the dracosire says: "Goldur?? Goldur??"

Melchior, the other dracosire put his ear on Goldur's chest: "He is breathing and his heart is beating fast... it's not normal "Banbang! Banbang!"

A tear fell from his open eye without blinking. And a quiver to one of his eyebrows from his eye that had just cried....

G...GGG...GGG...GG..........G.G.G.GGG...

Graou????

Voice out! No more mana!

GRaou????? graou................................................................................................................................... GRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Goldur couldn't spit fire anymore......... He had just consumed all his mana by the shock...

His whole world was falling apart.........

He started hitting the ground with his fists, hitting the rock with his tail and glued a right to his friend Gaspar and a ball to Melchior. Belthazor, the third, not stupid, was hidden behind a rock...

Then he grabbed Melchior and shook him up, talking to him as if it was Argentrix:

"Argentrix, my little one... Why did you do this to me! Me, your grandfather.... Why?????

Why did you betray us......buhouououuu. What will the other gold dragons say?

"AH Goldur, how's your little girl???? He blackened her husband well... by mocking..."

I'm going to kill myself... but first I'm going to kill him......

Ivan, you're dead!

Goldur wanted to move forward but Emerald stood in his way and the other 3 dragons held him back...

Then he yelled, "F O M A L H A U T!" AT THE FOOT!

Fomalhaut, Argentrix's father threw himself flat on Goldur's legs

And Goldur grabbed him by the chin to straighten him up and lift him up several tons by a single leg.

Goldur's angry strength increased tenfold and it wasn't a joke. With a "Hand" he lifted the 25 meters of Fomalhaut which did not oppose any resistance, futile.

The best thing for him was to keep quiet and endure until it passed.

Emerald screams Stop, you're going to kill him...

Auronne: PAPA, PAPA, You're going to kill Fomalhaut, he can't do anything about it... He did everything to make amends and you're going to kill him.....

GRRRRRRR: Auronne, you disappoint me...... Already that I have TOLERATED your relationship with Fomalhaut who is not a golden dragon..... like you...

Dad: "If, look, his skin is golden now between his scales... he's gilded... he's gilded... he was brave... I beg you, release him... Please... I love him... I have his eggs... PAPA!

Goldur let Fomalhaut fall to the ground:"Towel!"

Fomalhaut had trouble swallowing and his neck had traces of Goldur's claws and he was coughing and having trouble getting it together.

"Goldur, (ALL), We won't change anything..... Ivan loves Argentrix and she loves him too. There's nothing you can do about it..."

Goldur looked at Fomalhaut in a brutal way: "Repeat what you just said...?"

Auronne covered her husband with her body and spread her wings...

Grandpa! "Leave us alone... with your emperor... He has nothing to say here! It's a new world and we're fine as well. We have a home, a ranch, friends and a peaceful world... We're happy here and I'm not going back to overseas.

I'll stay with Fomalhaut here, Ivan and my daughter.

Look how you make Mommy cry now.....

Goldur turned around and saw that emerald was crying and massaging Fomalhaut's neck:

"Idiot, you almost killed him..."

Goldur: "But..."

Emerald: "Shut up! I've been subjected to your soporific policy for hundreds of years. I'm staying here too! I'm not going back.!!!

We have everything to be happy here! No more conflicts. You never saw when your daughter cried and was unhappy because she feared your anger because of Fomalhaut... Now it's the same with Argentrix.

But she was braver, she got away... At least she wasn't afraid of you.

Now, when they come home, IF THEY NEVER COME???, I want to give them a party as it should be. Great with the Indians who welcomed us without whom we might have died or as a trophy or in a laboratory or a zoo.

They deserve it too. Ivan also deserves his celebration... you betrayed him and you made him suffer too instead of helping him... Always your dirty trials and your circle of trust system...

If you keep going in the direction of the empire, you'll have to make your choice: The emperor or me! It's up to you to choose..."

Goldur pulled one of these faces, undone, his honor in pieces. He clenched his fist:

"But it's a LORD demon! He's going to pulverize us all...!" he spit!

Auronne:" But what the hell do you need???? What do you want this army to be in whose hands?

Chosen: Bhaal or Ivan or you? Yes, you, why don't you manage this army with him? Are you afraid to get your paws dirty?"

Emerald: "Yes, it's true! Why are you letting him handle this alone?

It's a shame to let a kid command such a powerful army... You were with him the whole time. Didn't you see how he cried at you??? You embarrass me... You... You... "

She turned her head: "Tonight I want to sleep alone!"

The three dracosire who heard Goldur's story pretending to be a child, abusing Ivan's trust, found the method pathetic and dropped Goldur:

"Come, it revolts me... we're going home. Interrupted them and shook their paws and asked them to stay and beg them to stay with their eyes. And the three dragons looked down and comforted Emerald and Auronne...

Finding himself alone on a rock in the sun, Goldur felt like he had done something wrong, very wrong...

There was no one left around him except the manure.

He found himself like a rooster at the foot of the manure... crowing....

Then he shouted, "Sorry!"

I beg your pardon!

The 5 dragons that were slowly returning to the barn stopped and waited for Goldur to fly away and land near them.

Goldur won to Emerald and asked, "Do you think they have????"

Emerald turned to Goldur: "What do you think? They're married! And they're certainly on their honeymoon..."

Goldur: "But that's not how you do it!"

Emerald: "He is the last dragon on earth. It also has its own culture! Respects his customs... He also believes in God, not like us but in the God of his world. It's his World, don't forget it! And so he's not a demon... When he enters a sacred land, he doesn't smoke! He doesn't burn! We too have a lot to learn from him and his world. Not so long ago, I heard you moan that you wanted to end your life out of boredom. NO???"

Goldur: "Yes, you're right, I'm sorry... Let's have a wedding party with the 3 traditions of us, the Indians and him..."

Emerald: "It's the Goldur I was waiting for......"

And the 2 dragons went back to join the others in the big barn, which by the way, wasn't that big.

"Goldur: You should enlarge!!!"

Auronne: " We need more money..."