I could only see neon signs everywhere, I couldn't read what was written on them and where the glowing arrows pointed at because except the neon signs everything else was pitch black.

"yo Robertina what's going on, " I said to Robertina as we were walking deep into the black abyss.

"Well, this dimension is the neon signs dimension "

"No shit"

Robertina went on " this dimension is a gateway to another dimension where we have to meet someone who can help us with our quest"

"Why don't we just use the car," I asked

"because I accidentally sent it to the other dimension without us" Robertina picked up her pace as she said that.

"Alright, I guess we have to go through this shitty dimension," I said to Robertina as she looked at me with a weird expression on her face.

"what," I said

" 7 legged strippers RUN," said Robertina then she pointed behind be and behold there was 7 legged stripper and by the way, the legs were on her head.

I was running behind Robertina, even though my stamina is bad I did my best to stay close to her. I thought to myself which I am doing a lot nowadays; why is this happening? I was a normal dude, alright not normal but still a dude, and now I am running away from 7 legged strippers, and the scary part is that I find them fucking hot and I want to--

"yo Jord there is the gate," Robert said to me

" A Gate? "

I looked in front and there it was a big ass gate with exit written on it ( in a subtle way)

As we were about the reach the gate, more seven-legged strippers came in front of it, blocking our way, Robertina took out her bra and started spinning it around and the moment the bra span, blades came out of it and then she used it as a weapon to kill the 7 legged strippers.

It was a cool experience and everyone should at least try this, and yeah, in the end, we managed to get out of there.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.