《Misadventures Of Adventurers》I am not sure if this is chapter 3
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Hey Guys, so the narrator just died because of that from now on the story is going to be presented in a first-person perspective of the main protagonist Jord Hearo.
We were in the middle of the desert when the fucker started chasing us. He was a naked half amoeba and half amphibian being with the head of a giraffe. When Robertina saw it, she said " oh shit, that fucker is still alive, okay hold up ", and started driving real fucking fast. I don't know what to do, I left the world of the normal and now living in the world of the surreal.
Suddenly Robertina grabbed my dick. "what fuck is going on" I screamed at her.
"I need you fucking semen, cuck" she replied to my scream
I thought it is happening boys, my virgin life will be over now, fuck yeah.
" I need it to kill the fucker ", she said that to me while she took out her water gun, which she called it a "Semen Gun", so its kind of self-explanatory what is going on.
So I did what had to be done, Robertina then turned her car around and started driving towards the fucker, she told me to take the wheel, while she aimed the gun at the thing. She shot my semen at that thing and the moment my cum touched the thing's skins, it transformed into a pile of bullshit.
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