《Misadventures Of Adventurers》This is Chapter 1
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A man is standing on the ledge of a building, the expression on his face clearly expresses his morbid desire, which is to jump from there and end his life. The only thing he wants is to be one with oblivion
What a fucking pleb, suddenly the little bitch starts crying and stars murmuring to himself
"I can't fucking do it, I am too fucking young to die" he gets off the ledge and lies down in a fetal position, this is the most pathetic thing I have seen in my life, holy shit. As the man was crying like a little bitch, someone entered the roof, and saw him doing all the shit, the person approached the pathetic man and said "what are you doing ? ", the crying man looked up, the person who asked him the question was an ancient man, I mean like really old, not really ancient, I don't know the exact age,I am just guessing because he looks really wrinkly.
The pussy man replies " I am trying to kill myself " as he stands up " but I can't even do that".
"Well kid, you are not the first one," the old man says to him while he lights up a cigarette
"what do you mean ?"
"Its nothing, may I ask why are you thinking of killing yourself," says the old man with his eyes piercing inside the pathetic man's soul.
The man does not answer.
"Why are you not saying anything? I know confronting your problem is hard but you should not give up"
"No, the reason for my suicide is debt, I am just thinking why you didn't answer my question when I asked what do you mean by you are not the first one"
"You are indeed a fucking pleb"
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the man smiles and says "Yep, bruh"
Both of them, then sat on the ledge, admiring the beautiful city
the old man says to the pathetic man
"Look you will never be able to pay 100 billion dollars in your entire lifetime " the old man throws the cigarette.
The pathetic man picks up the cigarette thrown by the old man and starts smoking it.
"you know that I can offer you a cigarette"
"There is no need," the pathetic man says while looking up to the sky "the company I worked for went bankrupt, and the company I thought which will help me, is the reason I am in this huge debt, and now people from that company is harassing me every day and beating the shit out of me, they are probably going to take everything from me, for them I am already dead".
"what company is that ?"
"T"
the old man suddenly stands up and slowly starts laughing.
"What the fuck you are laughing about, you old fuck," the pathetic man says to him
"Hey bitch, what is your name," the old man asks him
"Jord, Jord hearo"
" that's a stupid name", the old man puts his hands inside his pocket and takes out his phone
" Alright listen to me Jord I am giving you an address of a person who might be able to help you out in your situation alright ?"
" I don't understand"
" What the fuck you mean by you don't understand, give me your phone I am going to save that person's address in it"
" Oh now I understand "
After this meeting, the old man left, Jord didn't have anything else to do so he stayed on the roof all day and then went to the address the next morning.
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The address took him to a big mansion, but the place felt more like a historical site than an actual home. He rung the bell, and suddenly the door opened automatically, he entered the house and saw a beautiful woman sitting the entrance. The woman looked at him with her beautiful brown eyes, Jord was mesmerized by her, he couldn't take his eyes off her. The woman said, " Who are you ?"
Jord lost his train of thought, it's probably still in "she is so hot" station.
That woman again said " who in the actual fuck are you "
Jord now quickly replies " Yes, I am Jord hearo, an old man on the roof of a random building gave me your address, he told me that, you can help me get out of my huge fucking debt"
the woman smiles and says " oh the old man on the roof of a random building sent you, haha"
the idiot just realize that he didn't know the old man's name
" oh shit, I am sorry I don't know the old man's name, fuck!"
" You just said it"
"what ?"
" his name you just said it"
"I didn't"
"old man on the roof of a random building"
"what I don't understand "
she gestures him to come in.
" Wait, his fucking name is the old man on the roof of a random building !?"
" That's not the fucking point, the point is that I am going to help you to get rich, and not only that the situation you are in is probably because of the elevator company T, right?"
"Yeah, how do you know that ?" Jord says in a surprised fucking manner.
"Well because I told the old man I need someone to help me in DESTROYING THAT FUCKING COMPANY "
" You wanna do what !?"
"Listen Jord, I am not just your run off the mill bimbo, I am the daughter of the founder of P"
"P?"
"Yeah, it was a rival elevator company, but after the murder of my father, the company was in absorbed by T, when I say absorb I mean DESTROYED"
"Oh, wait your father was murdered"
" Yeah, I think by the CEO of T, but I am not sure "
" Oh cool"
the woman grabs Jord's hand and looks in his eyes and says
"Will you work-"
Jord interrupts her and starts nodding
"oh cool," says the woman
All of a sudden something enters the living room where the woman and Jord were sitting, it's a sentient gelatin in a plate which is moving towards Jord, it looks at him and says " sup"
Jord looks at the woman and asks her "what's your name "
she replies " Robertina"
Jord says with a smile on his face "cool"
Robertina replies "same".
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