《Tears Of The Undead Azure Knights》Flex God
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"So, I'm already in debt of 65 million yuan yet I'm holding such a grand party... I'm going to need to make some changes to the company. With only a little bit more than 35 million yuan annual income I'll never get out of debt. This year, either the company makes a lot more than it ever made or I go broke. After this party I gotta stay low key. Can't have the people in the Company find out that I'm broke, or my reputation will be tarnished... If only I could've invited Wand Ling over to this party. Well I do know her number but we never met before in this life. Il just call her up and ask her to come over she might just call the police on me. I guess I'll worry about this now, I'mma be late to work if I keep on wasting time. What shall I have for breakfast today? How about what I had yesterday? But then that would be so boring... I'll just have pancakes and syrup today.(opens up fridge) No! I didn't buy it when I went grocery shopping. I guess I'll have to just eat eggs and bread with juice again.(look up at clock) Wtf??? I have to get to work in 5 minutes or I'll be late. Nooooooo! Today's my first official day as the new head. If I arrive late everyone's going to think that I'm very irresponsible. Screw it. No breakfast for today. (drives to work at very high speed) I'm here. (checks time) I'm already fu*king 13 minutes late. I'm done for.(goes up to office)"
New head secretary,"Sir, you are quite late today I see. Did you face any problems? If you did just let me know. I'll have it fixed before the end of the day."
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"Uh, nothing really. There was a lot of traffic today. Otherwise, I was planning on getting here 30 minutes early."
New head secretary thinks to himself," Traffic?! Boi, today's your first day and you still come in late. Then you use the lamest excuse known to mankind. Who the fu*k would be stupid enough to believe you?"
" I bet a have a lot of work to do. So pardon me. (enters office) To think he would be waiting for me there. I was hoping that maybe no one would find out. But now that he saw me come late I'm fu*ked. He hates me I know it. He's definitely going to tell everyone about it. Lets see what I have to do today.(opens up files) Wow. To complete this sh*t it's gonna take me at least 3 hours. Are all heads treated like this? Truly torture. (completes work) Man I thought it would take 3 hours... Yet in the end it took me 5 hours. It's all because I didn't get to eat breakfast that I'm having a harder time doing my work. The coffee wasn't enough. I need a legit breakfast. Oh well. Lunchtime has already passed but I'm so damn hungry. I'll just order some ramen noodles. It'll make my day much better. I should the announce the party as well. (makes announcement for everyone to go to announcement room)"
"Hello everyone. I'm sorry to waste your precious time but I have a big announcement. Today I am going to have a party in my new 'house' in celebration of becoming the new head. I hope everyone's able to come. And don't worry about it getting crowded. There's a lot of space and I promise everyone will have lots of fun. The party's at 7 pm at this location. ( shows everyone location of his mansion) Until then everyone have a great day."
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"Today gonna be a nice day. A really nice day. Flex the sh*t outta everybody, while I'm still in debt. Now that is is fun. I'll get going now. I need to tidy up a few more things in the mansion before everyone comes over. (goes home)"
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