《Tears Of The Undead Azure Knights》Party
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" What should I eat for breakfast? Let me see what's in my fridge.(opens fridge) Milk... That's seriously all I have? Even after I became a multi-millionaire I only have milk in my fridge, I'm a fu*king disgrace. Whatever, I'll go buy some groceries right now.(goes grocery shopping) Time to make a proper breakfast. Eggs and bread with orange juice. Oh yeah, today I'm going to make some changes to my mansion. I should also start moving my stuff. I'll call some movers after I finish eating breakfast."(movers arrive) The mover asked," What do you want to move?" " I want everything in the living room to be taken to this location."(shows movers a paper with mansion's address)"
"I should go there with them, it's better if I can avoid any problems. What car do I take though? Do I pretend to be the average man and take out my Ford Mustang? Or should I flex on them with my Lamborghini Aventador S? I guess I'll just flex on them.(drives to mansion along with the movers) Ah, we're here. I missed you my beloved mansion.(tells movers where to put everything) Now that I'm done moving my stuff, what else should I add to my mansion. Well, the gym only has weights. I should add other machines to do cardio and other exercises. And the swimming pool is great, just need to add a stand with a crap ton sunscreen. I only have a court for basketball and tennis. I need a place to play badminton, soccer and other various sports. I might need to move some other stuff to make space for those sports. Also the theater room is great, but it can only hold 100 people. How am I supposed to fix that? I should've just had a custom built mansion for myself. But then that would've taken years. Wait I can just have another mansion custom built for me while I live in this mansion for the next few years. Now that my mansion is somewhat better, I need to start holding some parties. What's the point of having this nice ass mansion if I can't even flex on my co-workers with it. Well I'm going to work tomorrow and I've been recently appointed as the new head, I guess I could hold a party in celebration of my promotion. Yeah, that sounds quite reasonable. Now do I invite all of my co-workers or only the ones that were nice to me in my past? Well if I don't invite those bit*hes that were bad to me in my past life how would I flex on them? Alright I'm gonna invite every single one of them. But what foods should I have? How about I order a big list with all types of food from a really prestigious restaurant and have that restaurant deliver it at a time when everyone can see it. After most of them come I can give them a tour of my mansion and then after we are done with the tour I can bring them too where the food is. And then when everyone's done eating we can move on to the theater. I should buy some 3D glasses and buy a good 3D movie to watch. Only thing is I'm already in debt, is it really a smart idea to waste even more money? Well I am after all the new head, I have a reputation to keep. And after this party my reputation should increase even more. I should go to work tomorrow with Lamborghini Aventador S. Flex on everyone before I even enter the building. Let me start making preparations for tomorrow's party. (calls a 4-star restaurant) Hello, I have a very large order and I would like for it all to be made and delivered tomorrow at at exactly 8 pm. How about you guys send me your boss's number? I'll give him all the details and then you guys can work out the rest at your place."(person gives the phone number of his boss) Hello, my name is Haeyon and I will be having a massive party tomorrow. I'm going to need your restaurant to deliver this list of food that I'm texting you right now. And their needs to be 50 servings of each food. Also make sure that the food is delivered at exactly 8 pm" Boss of the restaurant said," Uh, sure. So how are you going to pay? Credit card or direct cash?" I said," I'll pay in credit right now." The boss said, "Sure.(exchanges info and pays up for the food) Great doing business with you. And if you ever need catering done again just directly call me." I said, " Sure, have a great day."(Hangs up) Well at least I got the food situation over. Now I just need to hire some people to fix up the mansion for the party and I'm all set. Tomorrow's going to be the day I'mma flex the sh*t outta everybody.
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