《Tears Of The Undead Azure Knights》Mansion
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"I woke up late today. I called my company and said that I was really sick, and could not attend till next week. Since I don't have nothing else to do, why don't I buy myself a new car. I went to the car dealership, and finished paying up for my Ford Mustang. I then went to a more reputable Dealership for a more expensive sports car. I found this really nice looking car. It was the Lamborghini Aventador S. It seemed quite expensive. But I'm the owner of Rapid Games, if I can't afford this car I would truly be a let down.
I called over an dealer. I asked," Hello sir, may I know what is the price of this Lamborghini Aventador S?" He said," Oh, I see you have taken an interest to this car. All I'm going to say is that this car is definitely worth your money, it costs 270k yuan." I said," Sir is there any way to reduce that price?" He said," Sir like I said before this car is definitely worth its price. And yes the price is quite high and no we cannot change that price of 270k yuan." I really want this car but at the same time it costs so damn much. I told him," Ok sir, I would like to purchase it." He said," Sure, cash or credit?" I said," I'll buy it with credit. And I would like to bring this car home today." He said," Definitely. Once you fill out some form and we verify your credit card we will arnage the car for you." After they made me sign some forms and verified my card they gave me the keys to the car and said that there is 12 month warranty on this car. Finally, I now have a expensive sports car. Now only thing I'm missing is an new house. No, I want a mansion. But wouldn't that cost way too much? Oh well it's time I call a real estate agent.
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I called a really reputable real estate agency and they gave me the number to a top rated real estate agent. I called her and said," Hello, my name is Haeyon Li and I was really looking forward too buying a mansion." She said," I see, what is you're price range?" I said," Anything within 30-70 million yuan." She said," Oh, I actually have this really nice mansion that is only 65 million yuan. What time are you free?" I replied," Oh,I'm free all week." She said," That's great. How about we meet at this location at 8 am tomorrow. I'll text you the address." I said," Sure, have a great day." Oh that house sure does cost a lot. I make that much money in 2 years. I called my favorite restaurant and asked them to send over the food that I always get from them. And I gave them my information so that I can do it again later without having to go through so much trouble. I went to sleep.(Alarm rings) Ah, today I will be buying a mansion. I'm so excited yet so scared. Why do I feel like I'm gonna have trouble buying that mansion. Oh well, I'll just have to see what fate has in stored for me. I find the real estate agent. Oh boy is she hot. To be honest she's even better looking than Wan Ling. But I am a loyal man, at least I think I am... I said," Hello, is the mansion to the right the one you were talking about?" She said," Yes, it is. How about we check out the mansion now?' I said," Sure, let's go." She showed me all the different things in my house. And yeah the mansion is definitely worth it. The mansion has everything. I said to her," I really like this house and I'm quite eager to buy this house. And is their like any sort of way where I can slowly pay the price over a extended time?" She said," Yes there is. We have this 10 year plan but the interest rate is 5.49%." I said," Great I would like to get that 10 year plan." She said," So I have some papers that you have to sign and after that you can move in anytime you want. Here you go, just sign your name on all the x's." I said," Sure. Other than this is their anything else that I need to worry about?" She said," No, not at all. From today on this is your mansion. If you face any problems just call me, and I'll see what I can do for you. And also there are security cameras all around the house that you're going to have to pay for every month, so if you want me to cancel those cameras tell me now." I replied," Uh, no need. I'll keep the cameras." She said," Ok then, that's great. I will be taking my leave now. Have a great day." I said," Uh, you too." Now I'm broke again. Not only did I waste all of my earnings, I also put myself in debt of over 35 million yuan. Well this is gonna be fun. I guess I'll call a moving company tomorrow, and as for today I'll just relax in my old house."
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The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. Welcome to the fifth volume—and more anime shenanigans… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 6: A questline mentioned in the very early volumes has finally pulled Clyde's interest. Niyoto. However, it isn't some side quest or filler. In this city, things will get very interesting. From being introduced to a quite frightening faction that claim to fight for the good of humanity, crazy cultists, a demon lord with a rather...different personality, the sixth volume comes in strong.Clyde and his party is back in March's issue to take a step toward the ultimate goal of being strong enough to defeat the Viper.And the anime tropes continue to show themselves. Do you believe in the heart of the cards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 9: stakes incredibly high, very intense! A dark volume. Can the team bounce through this?
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Atlas Awakens
Kye Marken was born into the prestigious Marken household who had received blessings from major gods for generations prior. His father, Ashton Marken is the top ranked disciple of The Allfather Odin and his mother Alicia Marken the top ranked disciple of The Sage Athena. Before Kye was even born his bloodline demanded greatness, but when they read his blessing out at his 10th birthday, no one expected him to have been chosen by Atlas, a titan from the Mediterranean Pantheon. He is the first person ever to have been blessed by a titan so no one knows how his abilities will manifest. Given that he only has 5 years before he joins in the neverending Divinity War, a six-way house battle at the Divine Academy, Kye doesn't have much time to get used to his abilities, make allies and get strong enough to face down whatever challenges he might face during the war. Follow his journey from pariah to paragon as he navigates the dangers of the Divinity War with some close friends and some dangerous enemies.
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Black Sun Rising
Soon after colonizing the Moon, Mars and a few other places, Earth suffers a nuclear holocaust. Humanity tries to renew and repopulate the now irradiated planet Earth. They’re based miles beneath the surface in bunkers scattered across the globe. Housed within are clones, designed to repopulate the catastrophic loss of life. They exist as slaves to the human race and are persecuted for being different. They possess few rights and can be easily discarded once their purpose is fulfilled. Young Charles Ariess is an imperfect clone, or a half-breed, and his future is grim. When a rare opportunity for escape arises, he and a few others of his kind, revolt. However, this is not luck, as he’s guided by an unseen force.
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Rusty Dream
Embark on a journey! A young man wants to become an animator, but where will that rusty dream lead him? Has he enough strength of will, purity of mind and excellence in action to succeed? This is a journey founded in longing and perhaps ambition, but pursued amongst the tide of everyday life. Fictional daily drawings included in each chapter.
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Ambassadors to another world
In 2144 an experiment on wormholes that was intented to find a solution for interstellar travel opened up the door to new possibilities, a world that we thought only existed in books and in our imaginations. A world of magic and dragons.
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All the things you said (3)
"Аполо Ван Торн. Дързък изкусител.Покваря душата,изтръгва сърцето и разрушава понятието за красотата. "Това е мнението на Ерика за Аполо.Двамата са били най-добри приятели,неразделни партньори в белите, докато един ден всичко се променя и двамата биват разделени от мечтите си...
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