《Humble Rumble》chapter 5
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Chapter 5
Out in the second semifinal match which pitted the Slut Shamers against the Robo Madness. The entire crowd was booing the nicely dressed, Prude and Rude, while also cheering Nuts and Bolts. There was no code of honor as the Slut Shamers beat the robots with long metal rods.
Prude spoke, “Spare the rod, spoil the robot!”
The robot wrestlers grabbed the rods and threw them down to ringside. Prude and Nuts stayed in the ring, while the others went to their respective corners.
The two wrestlers were punching each other in the face as hard as they could. Sparks was flying off of Nuts and even the hateful preacher was taken back by the sight.
Prude spoke,”I will beat the weebness out of you, sinner!”
The preacher broke into a metal panel and found some wires coming out of the suit. Prude yells for a sack from Rude and catches it with ease.
It was a CD player in the sack and plugged into the machine. He then put a CD with “King Rumble Version Holy Bible.”
The Robot transformed into a robot preacher, suit and all. Bolts tried to stop his partner. The tag team was fighting outside of the ring.
The ref counted, “Seventeen, eighteen, Nineteen, twenty!”
The slut Shammers had won by a ring out, which angered the entire crowd. Trash was being thrown into the ring.
During the confusion, the tag team’s was attacked from behind with baseball bats. It was Kasai Tori! Their heads was nearly covered by bandages, with the remains of their masks on top of the wrapping.
The pair had come down through one of the arena’s many skylights by using a crane used to move the ring up out of the way. The Slut Shammers were hanged up by a pair of large hooks and
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Rumble used a wired controller to lift all four of the men were lifted up to the arena roof. The four men were now on the roof, with the Slut Shammers starting to come to. Kasai Tori had placed the glass and metal covering back on the arena ceiling.
The fans below were screaming over about what was going to happen next. The Slut Shammers were rising back to their feet. Kasai Tori was grabbing the tag team up into a powerbomb position above their heads.
The fans were screaming out,”No don’t do it!”
But Rumble and Flair paid no attention to their screams.
Prude and Rude were thrown threw the glass and metal and landed clean through the ring below.
People were crying, because they thought that Robo madness was dead. Kasai Tori climbed back down the crane and landed in the ring below. The team pulled Robo madness from out of the hole in the ring and placed their mangled bodies on the mat. Rumble and Flair put their foot on top of their broken opponents.
The ref was crying as he was forced to count to three.
Kasai Tori was victorious but was no joy in the crowd. The fans were all full of hatred, as they started to throw metal chairs at the duo. The ref was unable to run for his life as he was pelted unconscious by the incoming chairs.
The rioting fans were forced to part into two different groups, as Humble’s large van was burning through all that crossed it’s path. The pair saw the side door open and they leaped from the ring, over the guard rail, and into the van. The men slammed the door shut, as whoever was driving was speeding off to safety.
James spoke,”What the hell was the boys thinking? They have caused a riot!”
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Anna spoke,”I hope that they are safe!”
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Back in the speeding van was Rumble and Flair gasping for air.
Flair spoke,”We will be forced into the main event with a showing like that!”
Rumble spoke,”How we was to supposed to follow such of a gimmick match with only our wrestling skills. The fans would’ve pissed all over it.”
Flair spoke,”Who is driving us?”
Rumble spoke,”It isn’t mom or dad, since they are still in the crowd.”
A voice spoke,”Don’t worry about it, since nee-san (big sister) got’s you covered!”
It was back twelve years ago when Rumble was just entering high school at a mere eight years old. He would spend the next four years working towards graduation while starting on his college courses. He was the smallest kid in the school, due to his age.
Rumble was dropped off by his dad and given some money for his lunch. James drove off to work, as some older boys walked over to him. They all had an evil grin on their faces, yet the lad keeps walking on his journey to his class.
One of the boys speaks, "Kid, this isn't preschool!"
The lad walked until his path was blocked by the three bullies. Rumble still pays the boys no head when the largest boys grab him up above his head.
Rumble spat his wad of gum on the boy’s head and smears into his hair.
The bully yells out, "You Homo, I am going to beat your ass.
The two remaining bullies are laughing at seeing Humble being dropped to the sidewalk.
The first bully spoke, You’re so dead!”
As soon as Rumble hit the ground, he was long gone.
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The boy was running without looking where he was going when he ran into something. It was a tall girl at five foot six inches and around one hundred and twenty pounds., while Rumble was barely four feet tall and fifty pounds. He was caught up into her arms, like a toddler's action figure.
She spoke with a deep voice for a young girl, "Are you okay, Buddy?"
Humble spoke, "I am okay, just let me down."
The girl smiled and put him back on the ground. He arrived at his first class without incident.
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It was lunchtime and Rumble was in line for his food, when he gets grabbed up by the three bullies from before.
The bully with gum in his hair was now cut short.
Rumble spoke, "You're all tough now fighting three on one.
A voice spoke, "It's three on two!"
The intended bully victim spoke, "Oh, it is you!"
It was the tall girl from before.
One of the bullies spoke, "Back off bitch!"
The girl hit each of the larger attackers and they all fell down to the ground.
All of the nearby students laugh at the sight of three boys losing to one girl.
The girl spoke, "Rumble-chan, nee-san will protect you!"
Using chan after a person’s name means the user finds the target adorable.
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