《Breaking up, No Joke》Story 18
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After three hours of recording, both guests and hosts are so tired that they don’t play games in high spirit, by comparing with what they show at the beginning.
Jiao Li coughs on purpose and says, “Okay, thank you for watching the episode on the spot and in front of the TV. That’s all for today. Please pay more attention to interesting sidelights on our official website.”
Chu Xiaoxiao holds up his end of the conversation, says the name of the advertisement’ s sponsor, stressing each syllable, and continues to say with smile, “Breakup Challenge! Challenge your type, yeah!”
“See you next time!” The three hosts say it with one voice.
Bo Yu, who sits in front of the mirror cleanses his makeup. When he sees Ran Fei coming over, he says, “It’s so late. You haven’t gone back yet?”
“Now it’s only ten o’clock. I have nothing to do at home.” Ran Fei curls his lip, “Would you like to have night snack together? My treat.”
Bo Yu opens his eyes and glances at Ran Fei. He finds that the latter has kept looking at Lin Yi and Chu Xiaoxiao. On a second thought, he probably understands Ran Fei’s intention.
Both Lin Yi and Chu Xiaoxiao have the seniority in entertainment. In addition, they know so many people because there are so many idols and stars joining the variety show they host every time. So, it is understandable that Ran Fei wants to make good friends with them.
“I’d love to, but there will be auditions and interviews tomorrow for me. So, I’ll go home early today.” Bo Yu yawns.
While hearing that, Ran Fei is not impatient, but there is a trace of delight on his face. He doesn’t want Bo Yu to join the night snack, but because Bo Yu is here, he has to invite Bo Yu.
Bo Yu knows Ran Fei’s intention. But he thinks that there is no need to reveal Ran Fei’s wishful thinking.
Lin Yi comes over. He is a male host in his thirties. Because he usually pays attention to facial maintenance, his face doesn’t show his age after cleansing his makeup, “Bo Yu, let’s have the hot pot at night!”
Bo Yu shakes his head. “I’m tired. I’m going home to rest.”
Bo Yu and Lin Yi have known each other for a few years. And they have a good relationship in private, so they casually talk with each other.
Lin Yi doesn’t mind Bo Yu’s refusal. They have played games for three hours in a row, so it is understandable that Bo Yu feels tired. He nods to express his understanding, “That’s all right. I’ll go with them. Ran Fei, let’s go.”
Ran Fei stands up in a hurry and go with Lin Yi before he carefully asks Bo Yu why Bo Yu has the close relationship with Lin Yi.
After Bo Yu cleanses his makeup and takes a few steps, he sees Qi Yan standing in front of him and staring at himself. Apparently, Qi Yan is waiting for him.
Bo Yu comes over and says, “What’s the matter?”
“You’re very complacent tonight, aren’t you?” Qi Yan coldly looks at Bo Yu, suppressing his anger.
Bo Yu is stunned and then angry.
He makes concessions again and again. However, Qi Yan hasn’t a clear estimation of himself and even has provoked him many times.
“Of course.” Bo Yu takes out a cigarette from his pocket and holds it in his mouth without lighting up. “I really like stepping on someone to reach the upper position.”
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“Bah! Bo Yu, you are just able to pick up what I discard!” Qi Yan sneers.
Bo Yu also sneers, comes over, puts the arm around Qi Yan’s shoulders and whispers in his ear, stressing each syllable, “The person who Song Shilin has sex with for the first time is me. So, it is you who pick up something I have discarded.”
Qi Yan trembles in anger as though someone threw cold water on him. Bo Yu unexpectedly says such disgusting words to him!?
“By the way, I forgot to tell you the last time. It was Song Shilin who were my antidote that night.” Bo Yu is blinded by the anger. He sneers and retaliates, “It’s reaaaaally fantastic!”
“Thank you for borrowing your man.” Bo Yu pats Qi Yan on the shoulder and turns away.
Qi Yan goes weak at the knees and squats on the ground when hearing that.
Disgusting, so disgusting!
Song Shilin cheats on him and has sex with Bo Yu?
How dare he do such a disgusting thing!
Be burned!
They should all be burned!
In the first second, Bo Yu who is heroic and high-spirited fights against with his rival in love. But in the next second, Bo Yu squats on the ground and pulls his hair with regret when reaching the corner.
As the saying goes, “The woman will be foolish for three years after giving birth to the baby”. He will be foolish for three years like a woman?
If he won’t, he wasn’t able to blurt out those words without thinking.
It is so disgraceful for him to eat the aphrodisiac because of other’s trap. However, he is foolish enough to tell others that he is pressed overnight by Song Shilin on the bed.
What a shame!
Bo Yu pulls a handful of hair with hatred and lets go his hair before having the scalp tingle. He is stiff for a while, stands up, walks to the elevator with a cold face, and goes directly down to the underground parking.
There are still a lot of fans waiting for close contact with Bo Yu at Breakup Challenge’s recording gate. In order to avoid unnecessary stir at midnight, Bo Yu decides to bypass the front door and go to the underground parking by taking the elevator.
Xiao Zhang has uneasily stood with anxious look by the car door for a long time. As soon as he sees Bo Yu appearing, he breathes obviously a sigh of relief, comes over in a hurry and says, “Bo Ge.”
Bo Yu waves and sits on the back seat. “There are fans in the front door. I’ll come in by the back door. Drive quickly. I’m tired.”
Xiao Li promises, steps on the accelerator and drives away quickly.
Bo Yu isn’t the first star they work for, but the strangest one they work for.
Twenty minutes later, they arrive at the gate of Bo Yu’s housing estate. Xiao Zhang and Xiao Li sit in the car and glance at Bo Yu’s receding figure.
Xiao Zhang sighs, “I suddenly doubt whether he lives with the secret mistress in his golden house.”
Xiao Li neither nods nor shakes his head. He pats Xiao Zhang on the back and says vaguely, “Okay, stop guessing. Maybe he just doesn’t want others to visit his house.”
Xiao Zhang sighs and looks the gate of the housing estate out of the window. Wow, there are the rich living here. If I were rich in the future, I would also buy a house here!
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In order to cooperate with the premiere of The Man’s Survival, the trailer of Breakup Challenge that Qi Yan and others join is released directly.
At the same time, The Young General has been broadcasted to 18 episodes——In order to meet the needs of the audience, the senior management of Small Fan announce that they will update two episodes a week.
【WTF! I guess that there will be a sad ending. Is it my own illusion? →_→】
【I’m waiting for the finale in the next week. The love and conflict between them become more and more intense. Their happy life seems to be going to break down. 】
【The tormenting boy’s love ancient costume web series. Don’t go home off duty, the scriptwriter! I have a blade for you!!! 】
The plot of The Young General in the first fifteen episodes is full of happiness and relaxation. But the following plot makes a radical change——it seems that the plot changes dramatically after the young general unexpectedly finds out that the Devil Group secretly serve the royal.
There is the young general’s deliberate alienation, the hierarch’s suspicion, the elder on the left and right’s incitement, and the force of the royal step by step. The truth is gradually uncovered.
The plot is so heart-thrilling step by step that people cannot help fearing for the characters as the plot goes.
Breakup Challenge is broadcasted at 10 p.m., so the audiences can immediately continue to watch it after watching The Young General.
The familiar music is played, the stage begins to be ever-changing, and three hosts stand in the center of the stage.
“Hello, everyone. We are the group of Breakup.”
“I’m the Breakup hero, Lin Yi.”
“I am Miss Challenge, Chu Xiaoxiao.”
“I’m the backup, Jiao Li.”
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【So many handsome men! Ah! Ah! My Bo Yu is so handsome and delicious!!!】
【WTF(#?Д?), where does Ran Fei run out? He steals lines with my Yanyan! Yanyan, don’t cry and I love you dearly!】
【Booooo Yu! He looks so adorable. My dear brother with long legs, I want to have babies with you!】
【Are the hosts blind? Why do they ignore my Yanyan? Yanyan is the male protagonist. What is Bo Yu? He is just a clown who acts in the web series! He isn’t qualified to steal lines of Yanyan.】
【The person who comments above me, shut up! Variety shows is a good test of personality. Qi Yan looks like a villain, Bo Yu is really brilliant! 】
Not long after the opening, Qi Yan and Bo Yu’s fans immediately have an argument on the duration of the Breakup Challenge, while their haters make troubles at that moment and want to make disruptions among the fans.
However, it pushes Breakup Challenge into the higher ratings. Breakup Challenge has steadily occupied the first place in this week’s variety show list.
And there is no new message on Bo Yu and Qi Yan’s official Weibo, as if they had no idea that their fans have an argument with other fans.
Ran Fei has a low sense of presence because of the argument. Previously, he steals lines on the stage regardless of offending Bo Yu. But he still doesn’t get more attention of the audiences even that.
The Man’s Survival reaps the benefits of the arguments among fans. On the first day of broadcasting, the audiences is 1% of the total audiences, and it causes a stir among the audiences.
Director Wang at home is so excited.
In order to compare whose acting skills are better, the parts of the young tutor named Ze Hua, whose actor is Qi Yan and the tech geek named Ji Shu in the web series, are specially cut out by fans of both sides.
【Qi Yan is good at acting. But when he acts with Bo Yu, his acting skills are embarrassing.】
【Qi Yan doesn’t only play the role in the surface. And Bo Yu over-expresses his feelings in his performance. It is unimaginable that Bo Yu has been on the stage for nearly ten years. He isn’t comparable to Qi Yan at all. P.S. Personally, I think Bo Yu needs to make a breakthrough in aspect of acting.】
【Yanyan shouldn’t have chosen to act in that web series at the beginning. The second and third actors make use of him to hype. They make trouble for Yanyan. So, I will be Bo Yu’s hater from now on!】
Bo knows the arguments on the internet. But he doesn’t log in on his Weibo and surfs the internet. So, he can ignore the fans’ arguments.
Little Watermelon holds a small cup of chocolate ice-cream that he can eat weekly and carefully licks it, and watches TV without blinks.
After hanging out the clothes, Bo Yu comes out and sees Little Watermelon watching Breakup Challenge that he joins. Suddenly, his face turns red. He comes over and says, “Little Watermelon, is your daddy handsome in the TV?”
Little Watermelon glances at Bo Yu in the TV and turns to Bo Yu again. He says seriously, “Handsome!”
“Now you know what I have done when leaving home?” Bo Yu finds that there is still half of the ice cream in the bowl, he approaches Little Watermelon, opens his mouth and says, “I want to eat, too.”
Little Watermelon digs a little with a spoon with a sad face and gently introduces it into Bo Yu’s mouth. “Papa, Doudou who lives next door has moved away.”
“I know.” Bo Yu takes an orange on the tea table and peers it. “I heard that the new owner moved in yesterday. I’ll visit him to build up relationship later.”
Little Watermelon nods and quickly finishes eating all the ice cream. Bo Yu forces him to wash hands in the restroom. Little Watermelon says as soft as cream, “Papa, let’s visit the other children’s house next door.”
Generally, the owners of the housing estate are rich or authoritative. They won’t treat him with particularly enthusiastic attitude because he is a star.
As the saying goes, a good neighbor is better than a brother far off. It’s also very important to keep good relations with neighbors.
However, when Bo Yu knocks at his neighbor’s door, he meets the new neighbor and is stunned.
Little Watermelon’s eyes are crooked with laughter. “Hello, Uncle Song.”
Song Shilin, “...”
Bo Yu, “...”
【Mr. Squirrel moves all his snacks to Little Cypress. His expression on his hairy face isn’t clear, “Those are my betrothal presets. Please check them.” Little Cypress, “...” 】Next story -> Story 19.
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