My families pretty emotionally and socially retarded.

I'm not saying this as a joke.

My brother Aeon believes that somethings owed to him in life.

He’s ran through my parents credit cards because he wanted things like a new pair of skates, V-bucks, and other shit.

He’s told my mom on multiple occasions that she’s a horrible parent and whenever he isn’t given what he wants he’ll threaten my family with suicide, moving away (even though he’s still a minor) and repeatedly using the phrase “Shut up, that’s dead.” which means “I don’t wanna talk about it anymore so shut up.”

I will not back down from saying that I have hit him twice in the past. ONLY because of the things he had said and done.

And when I say hit,I mean HIT.

The first time I really hit my younger brother was a few years ago. If I remember correctly, I was 14 and he was 13.

At the time,Aeon was in a relationship with a young hispanic girl (we’re gonna call her Rosa). Rosa was cool and I really felt that she would be able to help Aeon to the best of his abilities socially. Oh how wrong I was.

I was in music theory class when some kid burst into the classroom yelling my name.

I'm not the type of person to answer when some dude barges into a classroom yelling my name. Especially in the U.S. I kinda don’t wanna be shot.

After a while my classmates decide upon themselves to part like the fucking red sea so this moses fuck could see the only guy in the world thats trying to make himself not exist. Gotta tell you guys my plan didn't work.

So, the guy goes up to me and says “Dude, ge the fuck up. We gotta talk.”

Now, I’m thinking the teachers gonna step in cause who’s gonna let their student get absolutely demolished by some fucking rando. Welp, I was wrong cause Mr. Teacher-man just sat at his desk.

The moses guy proceeds to drag me to the hallway.

He looks me straight in the eye and says “What the fuck did Aeon do to my sister?”

Yup, I’m fucked.

I don’t know what in gods name Aeon did but I prayed that he didn’t do some dumb shit.

But then it hit me like a fuckin semi. This moses dude looks a lot like Aeons girlfriend….I’m about to die aren’t I?

This moses dude is Rosa’s older brother and it was time for the annual older brother bloodsport hosted by Joe rogan with special guests: my face and mose’s fuckin fist (I thought that was funny).

I stutter out the words “I-I-I-I’ll t-t-talk to him o-o-ok? I’ll s-straighten him out good, ok? Please d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don’t hit me!” like the alpha male I know I am.

Moses could smell that his people needed saving so he told me “You better get him to say sorry by the end of today or I’mma fuck you and your brother like a goddamn tenga.” and started to walk away.

I had felt that he left out some words but by the time I was gonna correct him he was gone like fuckin batman. Like dude, how in the hell is he that fast. Have you guys ever thought about that? How can Batman just disappear mid sentence and no one notices?

Back to the problem at hand.

I was now on a timer to find out what happened or else my ass would probably be fucked like a tenga; vigorously.

I spent the next 3 hours searching for my younger brother. Which meant I skipped class for a while.