The events of this story are true. It occurred in North Dakota in 2010. The names have been changed to protect the victims. Everything else has been told exactly as it happened.

The Uniform of it was something Joss was still not used to - the Uniform of snow. Surely someone would like to go out there and just mess with the snow somehow. As the bus drove past each neighborhood the city was still like Uniform. Maybe messing with the Uniform is a death sentence.

"You know you don't have to come with me today," said Zoe.

"Are you crazy? I want to see what you got going on in this hobby of yours," said Joss.

"School you mean," said Zoe.

"Yes, that," said Joss.

Joss had spaced on this whole school thing the ten times Zoe explained what the whole idea of it was.

Caleb sat down. Now Caleb is that one kid in every class - the chubby kid in a green camouflage shirt and black jeans with thick greasy hair. He sat in the seat behind them and put his head between the two seats.

"Hey, whose your friend?" said Caleb.

"She's my cousin Joss," said Zoe.

Joss got a big warm feeling in her heart from that. Zoe is so good at this double life; one day Zoe could be like a great spy or something, or baring that, she could have an affair with ease, which is something that Zoe would never do in a million years. Just saying, she could pull it off.

"Whatever," said Caleb.

"Hey, I like your shirt," said Joss.

"I don't wear to be chic or whatever. I wear it for tactical reasons," said Caleb, who was angrily air quoting the whole time.

"Tactical reasons?" said Joss.

"He's working up to zombies," said Zoe, who turned out to look out the window.

"Yea, see their thing called Ophiocordyceps? It's like fungi. They enslave ants and if they were to somehow take on humans, it would be zombie apocalypse time, and boom, me the new king of the wastes," said Caleb.

"Yeh, but your shirt is green," said Joss.

"Right, camouflage," said Caleb.

"But snow is white," said Joss, pointing to the window and the white landscape. Caleb turned his backpack around and grabbed his blue highlighter and began to scribble furiously on his shirt. The bus arrived at Bismark High, one of the many schools that are just, well, okay. There's really nothing to say about its looks. Its just a big boring concrete box, or the word bleak given form as a building. What with the dead trees lining it, they could look beautiful if you looked at them in the right way.

Joss went in quiet and unnoticed. The school was alive with over 8000 people who really didn't care, so that when Joss slipped into Zoe's physics class no one even noticed her or even mentioned her, not even the teacher who just started talking about space. Joss was exited when she first started, but so much math was happening and he also brought in how the universe began, and the math was supposed to clarify space, but it did not.

When did the universe begin? This was the big question and a lot of people had thought about this. but computers will very smugly bring up that the universe began Thursday, January First, 1970, because UNIX Epoch time began then, which was the basis for all digital time. There were fanatics about this whole thing, and they were not ones to change, so Joss had no hope of somehow changing time so that this school thing would be over now instead of say later.

"Is this it?" said Joss, pretending to fall over in her small desk.

"Have you never been to school before?" said Zoe.

She had not. Joss was, in fact, unfamiliar with the concept of school as she later clarified by answering the question that Zoe posed.

"I mean for the first 80 years of life I lived in like a tube," said Joss.

"Wait. You're 80 years old?" said Zoe.

"Is that not normal? I mean the years are different on my planet," said Joss.

"Really, by how much?" said Zoe.

"Well, it's five year longer than earth," said Joss.

"You're 400 years old?" said Zoe.

Zoe put her head down on her desk.

"Is that's a lot?" said Joss.

When Zoe sat up a pencil that had stuck to her face fell off.

"Yep," said Zoe.

"Oh," said Joss.

Joss ran out of the class as fast as she could, which she could do really fast. Bodies were everywhere, just everywhere. That's all she saw, bodies, so many bodies walking around um you know as, not that. They were all over the place. She sat and leaned against one of those dead trees to let the day pass when Tomorrow Man just floated by, speaking in language.

"All them who is their in course of it all the speaks free to is and is not the line is drawn. Full of wondering spots of the sun, now is will you find in it. of this their in this exist with non of them all can beyond it," said Tomorrow Man.

"Joss," said Zoe, shaking her and none of that was there. The world was normal, sweet. Joss was relieved by that. She then apologized to Zoe about all of that.

"Don't worry about that," said Zoe.

"Try this again."

September 21, 1941. Leningrad

The bodies were piled up like crazy. It was quiet right now.

"Hey, I think we can move now," said one the very dead corpses whose mouth was not moving.

"Let's give it a sec," said a second one.

They did, and it was still quiet, so the bodies were moved, and two young man walked out casually and cleaned themselves off.

"That was a bad one, man," said the young soldier with deep blue eyes. His name was Vasily. Also he was covered in blood, like really a lot of it. He took a cigarette packet, lit one and handed it to the other guy, Lev, who had dark brown hair and a badly shaven beard.

"I know man," said Lev.

Vasily leaned over the Neva River and tossed his cigarette into it.

"Should we report in to Gennadi?" said Vasily.

"Nah, I'm covered in him," said Lev.

"Oh that sucks. He was a nice guy," said Vasily, who also leaned over the railing, smoking. You don't see a lot of stuff when looking out at the Neva and smoking, so they did not hear the evidently loud steps of the hippo behind them. When it came into view Vasily hit Lev on the shoulder.

"Look how neat that thing is," said Lev.

"Aint these things like the most dangerous animals in the world?" said Vasily.

"You know it buddy," said Lev, who jumped into the river.

The thing about eclipses is they don't really block out the sky. Vasily was not really thinking about the eclipse, all he wanted to do was challenge the hippo, or something. Then the hippo started giving him a death glare, but he felt for a second that the hippo and he really were getting to like each other. He felt that so much that he went up and petted it. Man and beast together again, Vasily was thinking, as he hugged it crying.

Vasily would have died there because them hippos are no joke, if not for the intervention of the zoo keeper Jov who in loud Hebrew started to yell at the hippo,

"לא אוכלים את האיש הזה"

The hippo stopped right away and walked back with Jov, who looked back at Lev, who winked and waved back like a dork.