❝seven days a week,

how were you?

i think we match well.❞

7 days

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my face? handsome

my voice? sexy

my existence? god

if you read this,

i'm beautiful

all of the above? a lie

hotel? trivago

why do i have

a feeling that i

actually forgot

something...

you forgot to

take your brain

with zero brain

cells along with you

eye-

admit it or not

this ganggang

comprises a total

of 3 brain cells

and they all

belong to

renjun

ew

but thanks...

nah i took back

what i just said

the moment you

said ew

ffs

i smell liars

what even

i have the

seventh sense

and i sense a

liar in this gc

ain't that yourself??

you didn't even

take me to the

arcade as promised

i just hope

it ain't me

and the liar

is na jaemin

wtf why mE

i seE thE visioN

thatS whY??!1?!1

jk i was just

guessing it

BUT ARE YOU

THE L I A R?

woahh woah

wait what

i second that

to chenle cuz

jaemin actually

lied to us saying

that he'd be taking

nana out for a walk

but instead he ended

up going to a cafe and

having this thing called

🎇date🎇 with a gurll

how did you know

woahh really???

who's the girl

that's my cue

to leave bye-

don't tell me

YOU'RE THE GIRL

HYEJI?????

who's hyeji?

i'm yeji

I WAS RIGHT??!?

care to explain

why you even

went out without

even dragging us

along jaemin??

a date ain't a date

with more than

two people ; . ;

care to explain?????

na?? jaemin???

okay...

go on...

so like i said hyeji promised

me that she would go out on

a date when she moves in

here in this place that

she's currently living at

but the first time when

we (you guys forced me

to take you along with me)

met, she ran away so, yesterday

i asked her if i could take

her out then she said no

but since i knew her weakness

which is nana, i showed her

a pic of my princess nana and

that made her to immediately

change her mind and yeah

we met at the neo zone cafe

where we all usually have

our meet up at after school

then she said she didn't want

to eat anything so we decided

to go an amusement park after

dropping off nana to a dog

daycare center nearby and that

was how we ended up trying

out lots of roller coasters rides with

me dying from inside and hyeji

enjoying the life out of the situation

and then we ended up going to

an icecream parlour and i had

coffee icecream while hyeji had chocolate

for those who didn't

read this raise yo

hand please

✋

✋

✋ i gave up the

moment i read

the first word

✋

✋

✋

✋

✋

JAEMIN WHY TF

WOULD YOU BE

RAISING YOUR OWN

DAMN HANDS

SKSKKS WHAAAT

i'm just joining

the trend...

wtf all i ever asked

was for you to explain

why and you're here

writing a long ass paragraph

if you're jealous

just say so(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

ewww fuck off

me?? jealous??

pfft bless your

delusional mind

sorry to pop

your bubble

hun but i ain't

jealous duhh

ouch

ohh

SIKE

btw jeno how

did you even

find out??

wtf I HATE THIS

SUDDEN ATTENTION

SKSKSKKSKSKS

ahem oh yeah

i just wanted some milk

so i went out to buy some

but then i came across our

everyday hangout spot, neo

zone cafe and then i saw hyeji

inside it as if waiting for someone

😏 but as i was about walk in to

join her jaemin went inside and

joined her and they both were

being close close👉👈 like ooh ah

ooh ah and then i knew that jaemin

had actually ditched our pact of 'seven

together wherever we go' so i walked

away from them like ooh ah ooh ah

and got my milk like ooh ah ooh ah👉👈

yoo twice's ooh ah

is a literal BOP STAN

TWICE YOU SWINES

STAN TWICE?

YES OR YES

HOTEL? TRIVAGO

JISUNG? SHUT UP

MARK HYUNG?? MEAN

DONGHYUCK? GOD

DONGHYUCK? SHUT

YO BLABBER MOUTH UP

EWWW JENO ARE

ACTUALLY A STALKER

OF EITHER THE TWO

OF US??!?

SIKE!! BIJJ ME???

STALKING YOU??

oh please i'm

as straight as

a ruler fyi

there are also

those bendable

rulers fyi

i did not ask

for your opinion

😃👻💀👽

so only jaemin

hyung gets to

meet noona

outside the school

but not us🥺

SKSKSKKS BABY

JI DON'T WORRY

WE'LL SURELY

HANG OUT TOGETHER

LATER ON BUT not

today cuz i'm back

to being fugly

oh glad you

admited it

SHUT YO BUBBLEGUM

DUM DUM LOOKIN ASS

THE FUCK UP YOU TRICK

ASS NARCISSISTIC HOE

ew sorry i

don't speak

'fugly'

i don't speak

'stupid'

but noona is

pretty tho..

JISUNG YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO

BE ON MY SIDE

😎not anymore

no wonder why

jisung is my literal

baby and my favorite

boii of you all

what about me

🥺🥺

i thought

we were

married🥺

oh REALLY😃

no wonder i

choose watermelon

over you all😒

only jisung your

fav boii? tsk tsk

that wasn't very

cash money of

you hyena

why you all

coming at me

hyeji is actually

pretty tho ngl

whaaAt

like

this^

is a^

freaking^

a r t^

cute^

when did you

get the time...

to save my pics

from..2017..

oh ma jesus!!

did i just come

back from visiting

heaven?? DID THE

SAVAGE RENJUN

JUST COMPLIMENT

HYEJI??!??!

OH MA CURRY!!!

SCREENSHOT TIME

I GOTTA SAME THIS

chenLEGENDERY

MOMENT SKSKKS

oh ma cheesus

that was so

unexpected from

renjun hyung

OH MA COFFEE

RENJUN I THOT

YOU HATE HER

GUTS?!?!?

oh my god

really😱👻

i went out for

a while and you

guys are spamming

too much

what's all the

commotion ab-

WHAT THE FUCK

I DID NOT SEND THAT

I DID NOT ISTFG

but it clearly

says that you

did tho( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

[audio attachment]

"JENO YOU JAMLESS

BABOON WHERE IN THE

HELL DID YOU MANAGE

TO LOG INTO MY ACC!!"

just yeEt it 😎

*dabs furiously*

wow so it was

jeno instead huh

just when i

was feeling special

and less fugly

i mean..actually

you are though...

i am what?

pretty

i-

i got a heart

attack sksk

don't overreact

someone seems to

be in a good mood

shut it when i'm

being nice to ALL

of you

for now only

sksk gotta screenshot

this chat of renjun

complimenting me cuz

this kinda moments are

as rare as dinosaurs

what ever

yo jaemin bro

i actually found

a cute dog collar

at a store nearby

so i bought it and

got nana's initial

imprinted on it

b-boyfriend

material😔✋

G A S P

HOLY SHIT I

FORGOT NANA

AT THE DOGGY

DAYCARE!!!

WHAT EVEN

HOW COULD

YOU?! I'M FILING

A DIVORCE FR

YOU LEFT MY

BABY OUT ALONE

IN THE COLD WORLD

WEREN'T YOU THE

ONE WHO DECIDED

TO KEEP HER THERE?!

G A S P

I'M A BAD

MOTHER

ⁿᵒ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ

AND I'M A

BAD FATHER

you are though...

okay hurt:/

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