《irreplaceable wife | liskook》𝐗. Drunk
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"Yah! Jen stop, Lisa don't drink again"Taehyung sighed in exhaustion. He sat back at his chair and watched the girls that is behaving like a child.
"Twikle twikle litter stah"Lisa sang and nudged jennie.
"Howay wondeh uhhh what's next?"Jennie glanced at Lisa and they both laughed.
"This girls are crazy"Taehyung mumbled but unfortunately the girls heard it.
"Crazy?"Lisa grabbed his hair and he winced in pain. Taehyung tried to loosen
Lisa's grip on his hair but Jennie elbowed his balls making him curl like a ball.
He groaned in pain and the both continued on singing. Taehyung clenched his fist and quickly grabbed his phone that is on his pocket.
He dialed Jungkook's number and luckily he picked up.
"What?"
"Help me, I-I got stabbed"Taehyung lied knowing that Jungkook doesn't want to come back just to pick someone.
"What?! Where are you?!"Jungkook worriedly asked. "I'm s-still in the restaurant"And with that Jungkook ended the call. Taehyung found it funny that Jungkook actually fell for it and frowned when he realized that Jungkook will surely kill him.
Soon enough Jungkook arrived at the resto and saw Taehyung scolding the girls. Taehyung saw Jungkook and gulped.
"Yah hyung, why did you lie? I was busy that time"Taehyung sighed in relief.
"Can you help me with this girls, they are so stubborn"Jungkook glanced at Lisa who is forcing herself to stay awake.
"Okay, ill just take Lisa home"Taehyung nodded and they carried the girls.
~~~
"Bambam, I love you too"Lisa mumbled and was about to kiss Jungkook but he quickly avoided it.
"Seriously? your into that guy?"Jungkook sarcastically chuckled and placed Lisa on the backseat harshly.
"Ouch"
"Bam, we are a couple now right?"Lisa smiled and Jungkook looked at her through the mirror. "No"Jungkook answered sternly and Lisa pouted.
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"Really?"Jungkook nodded. He saw that Lisa is on the verge of crying. He sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Okay, we are not a couple yet."Jungkook said and Lisa calmed.
"But I already said ye--"Jungkook cut her off.
"No you didn't, your just hallucinating"Jungkook started to drive.
"Oh"Lisa mumbled and her eyes wandered outside the window of his car. "Wow, Bamiee let's buy ice cream"Lisa tapped Jungkook's shoulder and he gave her a glare. While Lisa just innocently looked at him.
"Stop using that face"He said as he fucosed on driving.
~~~
"Lisa, we're here"Jungkook shake Lisa gently. "Lisa"Jungkook shake her once again but she just shifted a little and slept.
Jungkook sighed and picked her up bridal style. He walked towards her door and pressed the door bell.
The door opened revealing her mom who is eating ice cream.
"Oh my god Lisa!"Her mom exclaimed in shock. she ran towards the table and placed her ice cream there and let Jungkook in.
Her mom guided him towards her room and opened the door of her room. Her mom gestured him to go inside. He was welcomed by her scent, her scent that makes him go crazy.
He placed Lisa gently on the bed and covered half of her body with her blanket. He noticed that her face was covered by her hair. He leaned closer to her face and swiped her hair revealing her beautiful face.
He was so caught up in the moment and didnt even noticed that his wife is already calling him.
He quickly grabbed his phone from his pocket and answered it.
"Hello?"I spoke.
"Where are you baby?"Hana said on the other line and I sighed. I started fiddling my fingers as I glanced at Lisa's sleeping figure.
"I'm still in the restaurant, why?"I gulped hoping that she will believe me.
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I heard giggles on the other line. "Oh okay, just make sure not to drink too much okay"I just hummed in response before ending the call.
I stood up from Lisa's bed and went outside of her room. I saw mom placing some foods on the table.
"Oh yes, perfect timing"Mom smiled at me. She grabbed my hand and let me sit down on the chair.
"Uhmm Mrs. Manoban, I already ate earlier in the restaurant"I said and rubbed my full stomach. She shook her head as she removed the apron off her and tied her hair into a messy bun.
"You should eat more look at your body, your too thin."She patted my head and sat across me. She had a smile plastered on her face while looking at me. She gestured me to eat the kimchi that she made for me.
I shoved it in my mouth and moaned in delight."Hmm this is so delicious!"I looked at mom that is enjoying watching me.
"Eat more"I nodded and started eating.
I miss mom's (Lisa's mom) foods so much
~~~
"Thank you so much for the food, mom I mean Mrs. Manoban"She nodded and smiled.
"Aren't you gonna say goodbye to Lisa?"She teased me and I chuckled awkwardly.
Is it really necessary to say good bye to Lisa?
I just followed her and went inside Lisa's room. I saw that she is sweating like crazy. I worriedly walked towards her and I quickly grabbed a towel from her drawer. I wiped her sweat with the towel and I felt her small hands wrapped around my wrist.
"B-bam, its so hot in here"She held the hem of her dress and raised it, I quickly held her wrist and it stopped on her thigh.
Damn. I gulped
"Stop, I'll just turn the air conditioner on"I gently placed her hands down and turn the AC on.
"Bam can you stay here? Just for tonight"She said. I just wanted to punch her for calling me Bambam. But I'm a good boy.
Good boy your ass.
I was about to decline when mom appeared. "Just for tonight Bam"I rolled my eyes. Good thing mom didn't saw it.
Lisa is not my wife, then stop calling her mom, mom.
I had no other choice but to stay.
~~~
I was already sleeping peacefully when I felt someone shaking me. I remembered that I was sleeping on Lisa's couch in her room. But I can't saw anything since her room is dark. Only the glowing stickers light up the room a little.
"Bam its so cold there, you can sleep with me here"She patted her bed and I nodded.
We both laid down on her bed. We are both facing each other but we can't see each others faces.
I don't know what got into me but I wrapped my arms around her waist. She was stiff at first and she buried her face on my chest afterwards. It felt so relaxing..
And soon we both drifted off to a deep sleep.
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