《euphoria // c.b》xxiii. this isn't a prank
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NEW MESSAGE FROM 🐻
🐻
i heard u had some fun last night..
💅🏼
o no
what did u hear
and who did u hear it from
🐻
nothing specific
just that u were too drunk to even uber back
maybe u should listen to ur brother next time
💅🏼
probably won't tho
while i have u here..
i have some news
🐻
why am i scared wtf
don't say it so ominously
💅🏼
ok so i wud like to thank u for gathering here today
🐻
is there even news
why do i feel like ur distracting me and
i'm about to get fucking pranked
💅🏼
yikes
i can tell u this isn't a prank
ok i'll just do it now ok
🐻
yeah ok
💅🏼
so i've been spending lots of time with colby lately
like at the house but also not at the house
and i kinda really like him
🐻
kinda?
💅🏼
ok well i really like him
but i didn't think it was fair to u
so i haven't told him or anything
and nothing has happened between us
but i also wouldn't be opposed to
something happening
🐻
ok
💅🏼
and it's not like for clout or anything
bc i don't rly give a fuck about that
he's just rly nice and funny and sweet
he's just good like an all around good person
not like my normal guys u kno
but he's ur friend nd i don't wanna fuck
anything up there
so if u rly don't want me to do
anything about it i won't
🐻
okay
💅🏼
okay what okay??
🐻
i'm processing
💅🏼
slightly inappropriate
sry i love memes
🐻
you need to learn a thing or 2 about comedic timing
💅🏼
ya ok but have u processed yet
🐻
does he have feelings for u?
💅🏼
i don't know actually
🐻
okay..
i'm really happy that you're happy
but i just wish it wasn't colby
💅🏼
oh, okay
🐻
i'm not claiming colby or anything
but it would just make things really
complicated for me
he doesn't have a great track record with relationships
and neither do u (not to be mean)
i would just really hate for u 2 to get
together then end badly
bc that would fuck up my friendship with him
and plus i collab with him lots so i
don't want to jeopardize that either
idk i just would rather if u didn't go for him
💅🏼
okay
that's fine
nothing probably wud have come of it anyway
heartbreak averted
🐻
thank u h 💜
💅🏼
don't thank me yet
i'm still hanging out with him
i just will sit on the feelings
ur lucky i love u more than a potential relationship
🐻
i didn't say u couldn't be friends
just don't fuck my friends
(or date them pls)
💜
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