《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》13
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Rishabh - I had a dream
Yuzi - Breaking news, the young wicket keeper batsman of the Indian Cricket team, Rishabh Pant, also gets dreams like any other human being
Jassi - I dont know if you realize this or not Yuz but you sound like a news reporter who has no news but needs TRP
Rahul - Thats because Ash has taken over Yuzi's living, news reporting.
Ash - Excuse me, I dont do news reporting, I am a youtuber okay.
Kuli - But you do Yuzi's work of giving inside news.
Rishabh - there comes Kul to save his Yuz, plus why isnt anyone asking me about my dream.
Ash - Tell what was your dream?
Rishabh - That you come to play the match with a half shaven moustache
Virat - Why? Why? Why? Why?
Rahul - Like one why was not enough
Rohit - He is mad Rah, you know that and Rishu, why will Ash come with a half shave moustache
Rishabh - Because Pujji bhai will hit an off spinner above the ground
Virat - In your dreams
Rishabh - No he will
Pujji - Hey, what will I do ?
Ash - If you hit an off spinner above the ground then I will come to play the match with a half shaven moustache, this is my challenge to you.
Rohit - Thats not a hard task but there is no way Pujji will agree to it
Rishabh - He will, I will also help him, please agree Pujji bhaiya.
Jaddu - Nadan balak, agar tumhe lagta hain ki tum apne Pujji bhaiaya ko mana sakte ho toh kya hum log pichle kuch saalo se makhiya maar rahe the?
Virat - Did you have a hindi overdose?
Rohit - I guess he wanted to act like a Rajput king
Shreyas - Why will you not agree to this Pujji bhaiya?
Jassi - Exactly, Ash bhaiya always troubles you, you finally got a chance to trouble him.
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Pujji - Why do you all want me to risk my wicket for this stupid challenge?
Rishabh - Just one six in an off spinner's over bhaiya please
Ash - He is just scared Rishu, leave it
Pujji - If I loose my wicket, all of you will loose your liberty to hit sixes in the match because you all will have to play safe because there will be no one to handle things on the other side
Virat - Let Pujji play however he wants to, no risks in the match please
Jinks - Yes, Pujji will play however he wants to
Ash - None of you ever support me in this
Rishabh - I am on your side Ash bhaiya
Ash - You wanted me to half shave my moustache, how are you on my side?
Rishabh - I am on your side in wanting this challenge to happen.
Yuzi - Same, but I will support Pujji bhaiya after he accepts the challenge because you took my job
Ash - I will interview you next Yuz
Yuzi - Interviewing is my job, I am still on Pujji bhaiya's side.
Pujji - Who said that I am even interested in this challenge?
Shreyas - It will be fun bhaiya
Virat - NO ONE WILL PUT THE MATCH AT RISK FOR FUN FOR GOD SAKE
Rohit - Shushhhhhhh lil Viratee is sleeping
Rahul - How do you know?
Shreyas - Ya, how they hell do you know?
Rohit - I am a dad okay, I know that babies sleep a lot.
Yuzi - Lil varatee is a baby ot Rohit Sharma, she stays up to play and eat and all too, she doesnt sleep all day long like u Rohita
Rohit - I dont sleep all day long and I was guessing cause Sam used to sleep around this time always.
Jinks - I smell something fishy
Shubman - What if Ro pajji is at Vi pajji's house?
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Ash - Seee thats why I am a fan of this boy, he is the only one who uses his brain.
Shubman - It was a little obvious pajji
Jaddu - He means to say that u didnt use your brains Ash
Shubman - No I didnt mean that at all
Jaddu - Its okay even if you meant that Shubh, dont worry he wont scold you
Shubman - But I didnt mean that
Ash - I know that Shubh, Jaddu is just trying to frame you into trouble
Jinks - Topic was are Ro and Vi together?
Rohit - Not at all
Virat - Him at my house? no way, paps would know that by now if he was
Bhuvi - You think we are dumb? We know that the paps have stopped following you everywhere so Ro could have easily come into your house unnoticed
Rohit - So this means you all want to get jealous?
Rohit - Okay then I am with Vi okayyyy and I met lil virateee before youu all so I am her god father
Rahul - its mee who will be her god father
Jassi - No me of course
Jaddu - Oh nanhe balak, iss baat par humara hak pehle aata hain
Shikhar - Sahi bol raha hain Jaddu, chote bacche, bade baat karte hain tab beech main nahi bolte
Manish - Whats wrong with you Jaddu and Shikhi? And I am the god father, i have known Vi since U19 before u all, so I deserve first preferance
Jaddu - Even I know him since U19 days
Shikhar - I know him since domestic days okay
Rahul - But I am his best friend
Rohit - You dont want to debate on that
Yuzi - I am his RCB team mate also
MSD - Why are we even discussing about who will be her god father?
Shreyas - Because we all want to be her god father
Rishabh - Exactly, Vi bhai, dont you love me? Make me her god father
Kuli - He loves me more
MSD - Shushhhhh
MSD - We all know that I am her god father then why fight for it?
Jinks - See its futile to fight on this matter, the first contenders for the position are Mahi bhai, Ro, Shikhi, Jaddu, Ash, Pujji, Umesh, Harry because Vi is all our kid's god father
Rishabh - Not fair
Jassi - Exactly, we dont need to be having kids to be a god father
Virat - SHUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Virat - All of you are her god fathers / chachus / uncles what ever you all want to be, dont eat my head, Rah is annoying me on pc, Ro is threatening me in my own house, Jassi and Kuli are sending me crying emojis, What is this? When she understands what you all are speaking then tell her who you are to her okay
Shubman - Can I be her chachu?
Virat - Yes Shubh you are her chachu
Rishabh - Can I also?
Virat - Ab sab ko personally bolu kya?
Rishabh - Mahi bhaiiiiiii see how Vi bhai is talking with me
MSD - Why are you typing Rishu? You are next to me
Shikhar - Saare ke saare dhokebaaz ho sab
Bhuvi - Ro is at Vi's house, Rishu at Mahi bhai's house wahh
Rohit - Vi and I are on our way
Virat - Ya, why didnt you telll us that Rishu is with u
Rohit - We would have also come na
MSD - If you two are on your way how are you two typing, who is driving?
Rohit - We are still leaving, like on the way
Virat- Even nushkie and ritsy want to come
Rohit - Done now it will take time
Virat - Ya or else we would be there in no time
Jaddu - Chat in PC or talk na, simply making all jealous
MSD - All come, end up at my house in mumbai then go for england series khush?
Jass - No whats better is that u come with us for the series
MSD - Why are you trying things I wont agree for?
RISHABH MAKING WHATSAPP GRP - MISSION GET MAHI BHAI FOR NEXT SERIES
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