《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》11
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Rishabh - Helloooo guys
MSD - Hello Rishu
Rishabh - Mahi bhai is online without any one calling him repeatedly! Miracle!
MSD - Shuru ho gaya drama
Rishabh - I dont do any drama okay, its the others I am a big boy
MSD - Yes yes you are so tell me, what are you doing awake so late?
Rishabh - Its only 12 in the night
MSD - Only? And that too before match day you are up sooo late and you say only
Rishabh - Arre even you are awake right now na its 1 : 30 there
MSD - Jet lag bacha
RIshabh - Excuses Excuses
MSD - Rishuu go sleep
Rishabh - Sleep is not coming bhai
MSD - Why? Did you fight with someone? or did anyone scold you?
Rishabh - No nothing like that
MSD - You are worried about tomorrow's match?
Rishabh - How do you know
MSD - I know everything and stop worrying you will be back in form again go sleep
Rishabh - How do you know that I was worried about my horrible form this season
MSD - Rishu dont speak like that, you werent really able to do that great after you were back but thats okay, it happens not everyone can make a comeback with a bang some take time and thats completely fine bacha, dont loose confidence
Rishabh - But why am I only taking so much time to get it back
MSD - Dont take stress Rishu, you still have matches left. you will do well in them trust me
Rishabh - What if I dont?
MSD - Why think about it from now?
Rishabh - I dont know Mahi bhai its coming in my mind repeatedly
MSD - Thats why I am telling you forget it and sleep for now
Virat - Why is Mahi bhai online at 12 in the night and asking someone to sleep
MSD - I have a jet lag and why are you awake now?
Virat - Nushkie cant sleep so I am entertaining her
MSD - You would rather just switch the TV on than bore her
Virat - I am not boringgg
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Rohit - Yes you are
MSD - Now why are you awake?
Rohit - Sammie kicked me up
MSD - You mean that Sammie kicked you and you woke up?
Virat - Thank you Sammie next time I will kick you up
Rohit - Why does Virat exist god? Why? Why?
MSD - Ro go sleep on the sofa and Virat dont bore and irritate Anushka, let her do what she wants to and you sleep
Virat - I am not boring her, I am talking to our baby
Rohit - Anushka is awake and you are talking to the baby, Anushka is definitely not getting bored
MSD - You two go sleep
Rahul -
Why is Umesh speaking so slowly ? Virat is the only one who is acting properly, he is like anchoring the commercial
MSD - Now why are you awake Rahul?
Rahul - I dont have a match tomorrow Mahi bhai, I can be awake
MSD - No sleep is very very important
Rahul - But I dont want to sleep bhai
Virat - I know I have amazing acting skills and Umesh forgot his dialogue while shooting obviously I had to remind him about it so he slowed down
Kuldeep - Yes bhai you have the best acting skills
MSD - I thought you said that to me a few days back Kuli
Kuldeep - Even you have good acting skills bhai
MSD - I know now sleep Kuli, why are you awake?
Kuldeep - Nagar and Shubh are mad, they are keeping me awake
Virat - What happened to them?
Kuldeep - Nothing they are celebrating
MSD - Why are they celebrating, I dont get it
Kuldeep - They realized that they both will travel together in Australia now like now after all this while now
Virat - That was expected from them
MSD - Make them sleep also and you also sleep Kuli
Kuldeep - They are really excited bhai and thats like helping them forget that we didnt qualify
MSD - Even sleeping will help them forget that
Hardik - How to make a baby stop crying virtually
MSD - WHAT?
Hardik - Agastya is crying, he wasnt stopping so Natasa called me because I told her that whenever he cries call me so I can be with him atleast virtually and now I am trying to make him stop virtually but I dont know how to
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Virat - sing a lullaby
Hardik - I was doing that
Rahul - Noooo dont Agastya will get scared dont forget it would be Hardik singing and Hardik thinks he sings well but he doesnt
MSD - Let me think how I can helo you Harry so Agastya sleeps fast and then you
Hardik - Okayyyyyyyy I am waiting
Virat - Ask Natasa to pull his cheeks he will stop
Rohit - Someone kick Virat out, giving nonsense ideas
MSD - You still didnt sleep Ro?
Rohit - Sofa is not comfortable
Virat - So much drama he is doing see bhai
MSD - Why arent you sleeping yet but?
Virat - You said let Nushki do what she wants to, she wanted to watch a movie so we are watching Rab ne Bana di Jodi
Rahul - Why are you making her watch her own movie?
Virat - She looks pretty in the movie
Rahul - Thats the worst thing you could say with her next to you in real life
MSD- Cheeku sleep ad let her watch what she wants to
Rishabh -
Sleep is a wish
Which I have now
Sleep is no where near
Which I wish it was
Why is not around
No one knows
Why is it no where near
How am I to know?
MSD - Why are you still not sleeping and what is this?
Rishabh - This is my work of poetry I know it is great thank you thank you
Rohit - Poetry and all is fine but I like the topic you chose
Virat - Ritika, Ro is having an affair with sleep
MSD - Why dont you all just go sleep
Rishabh - First tell how my poetry is
MSD - Like your bhabhi's
Rishabh - You mean really nice right?
MSD - No I meant you are behaving like her,, she thinks that her poetry is great like you are
Rishabh - It is great
MSD - You have seen only the ones she posts on Instagram you see what all she makes me read otherwise all nonsense
Rishabh - I knew no one will like my poem, you are calling my poems also nonsense, I will send it to bhabhi only she will appreciate my poetry
MSD - DO it tomorrow morning sleep now
Rahul - I have a question, why are you trying to make people sleep bhai?
MSD - I am trying to discipline you all sleep now sleep
Rohit - The sofa is very uncomfortable that feel of sleep doesnt come on this sofa
Hardik - And Agastya wont stop
Virat - And I am watching Rab ne bana di Jodi
Rishabh - And I am doing poetry its is my new mid night hobby
Kuldeep - And Shubh and Nagar are still celebrating in my room
Rahul - And I am watching commercials and rating all of your acting skills
Rahul - I dont get how Ro had long hair, Ash was fat and Shikhar even had hair in childhood
Rohit - I dont even remember acting for this advertisement
Virat - cause you are forgetful and Rahuliya how is the director supposed to find our childhood look alikes who even act?
Rahul - Ya but there should be some similarity atleast
Rohit - Exactly
Virat- now you remember shooting for it?
MSD - SHUSHHHHH
MSD - Ro sleep on the bed again, Hardik I sent you tips on how to make him sleep virtually, Cheeku you have watched that movie 100 times now sleep, Rishu you will write nonsense in sleep so rather than that just sleep, Kuldeep become a responsible big bro and make them sleep then you sleep
Rohit - Mahi bhai why are you talking about sleep?
Virat - Exactly, thats Ro's work bhai
MSD - Why dont you all just listen to me and SLEEP
Kuldeep - are you angry bhai?????
MSD - Yes before you all used to listen to me in one go and now when I am telling since so long, sleep sleep no one is listening
Virat - I am sleeping
Rohit - I am snoring also
Hardik - Agastya surprisingly stopped crying
Rishabh - Even my paper is sleeping
Rahul - My laptop is also on sleep mode
Kuldeep - Nagar and Shubh are also sleeping
MSD - All of you are sleeping? I can see that wow epic sleep chatting what a talent
Jassi - Wassup
Virat - SHIT SLEEP JASSI
MSD - You also Jassi?
MSD - I give up on you all
Jassi - Wait
Jassi- What?
Jassi - Why?
Jassi - What did I do??????????????????????/
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