《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》10
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Shreyas - Happy Birthday Rishuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hardik - You two are in the same team I guess
Shreyas - Ya thats why I remember his birthday and I am wishing him first
Hardik - You fool I meant go to his room and wish him like proper wala wish him with like cake smashing and birthday bumps wala wish him
Jassi - He understood Harry
Shikhar - For the first time Harry said something sensible though
Jassi - Happy Birthday Rishabh, may you have many more to come and may your year be filled with happiness
Hardik - Itna saara pyaar?
Hardik - Shikhi paaji you didnt wish?
Shikhar - I am in the same team as Shreyas na
Hardik - You are asking or telling cause na can be like naa? or na matlab it could be question or statement
Shikhar - Statement and I am going to properly wish him
MSD - Happy Birthday Kiddo, Have a lot of fun today, not too much cause you have a match tomorrow so be careful but enjoy and have an amazing year filled with success, joy, happiness, and love. I am sure that Shikhi, Ash, Shreyas and all will fill up on your absence and give you a good cake facial.
Hardik - Itna lamba message 👀👀👀
Yuzi - Mahi bhai always gives heartfelt wishes
Jassi - Meaning of heartfelt Yuzi?
Hardik - I will tell, heart means dil and felt means bhavna so dil ki bhavna, feeling of the heart
Kuldeep - Happy birthday Rishabh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuldeep - And Harry horrible logic, dont use it
Virat - Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday to you dear Rishabh!! I know that your birthday wishes were incomplete without me, so here you go Rishabh, have a great year Rishabh
Hardik - Aage nahi likha? From good friends and true, From old friends and new, May good luck go with you, And happiness too. Where did this go??
Virat - Tune likh liya na, khush reh toh fir
Hardik - I know why you didnt wish him luck
Virat - Why?
Hardik - Cause you two have a match tomorrow
Virat - 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Hardik - I know that MI is the best but you are in RCB, Virat
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Virat - Kick this guy out
Rahul - Happy birthday Rishabh!!!!!!!!!! Have a great year ahead!!!!!!!!!!! Mahn I missed another cake fight opportunity
Hardik - Mera birthday haina
Rahul - You want me to risk my health and break the bio bubble and get kicked out of IPL for doing that just to have a cake fight with you? Itna bhi acha dost nahi hoon main
Hardik - Pata tha, mujhe tere jaisa dost kisiko na mile
Rahul - Same to you
Rohit - Itna shorr sharaba kyun chal raha hain?
Virat - Mute your notifications if birthday celebrations are shor to you
Rohit - Birthday? Whose?
Hardik- Ro being Ro
Virat- Thats my dialogue
Rohit - Plus I am your skipper Harry, get ready for extra training
Hardik - Ro even you learnt the threatening poor people as a captain skill from Virat?
Rohit - I am not as mean as VI
Virat - You mean I am mean?
Hardik - Mean mean 😂😂😂😂
Pujji - Happy birthday Rishabh
Hardik - Such a short wish?
Pujji - Koi kaam nath ? (You dont have any work)
Jaddu - Raat na baar wage kaam? (Work at 12 in the night?)
Pujji - Tamme logo saathe behas kari ne koi faydu nathi (There is no use fighting with you guys)
Jassi - Correct Pujji bhaiya
Virat - How did you understand Jassi?
Rohit- He is a Punjabi but he grew up in Ahmedabad, I know everything about my kiddo
Hardik- I think its your popcorn time Rahul
Rahul - I dont want to wake the chef up so late, let that poor guy sleep
Hardik - Oh our chefs are rich, we can wake them up at any time, ask RO
Rohit - Yeah, I asked him to send a cake for SKY at 12 for a cake fight on his birthday at mid night and he sent it
Hardik - I did that, tell about your experiance
Rohit - I asked him to send popcorn and nachos at 12:30 because I was hungry while watching a movie and he sent it
Yuzi - You guys hired some personal 24 hour chefs or what
Jassi - No the point is that Ro bhai tips extra to the chef if he gets food anytime he asks so why will the chef not be ready to coo at any time of the day for the rohit sharma
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Ash - Rishabh is not opening the door
Jinks - Ya we have been knocking on the door ever since this nonsense is going on in the group
Shreyas - Exactly and he just wnt open
Hardik - Try the door bell
Jaddu - Happy birthday Rishabh
Hardik - Der aaye durast aaye
Shreyas - You didnt even wish yet Harry and obvio we tried the door bell
Shikhar - Should I break the door?
Virat - Do you need help Shikhi?
Shikhar - No I have 3 people with me aur main punjabi sher toh hoon hi, aaram se tut jayega door
MSD - Dont break the door, keep ringing the door bell
Ash - Its the 200th time that my hand will touch the door bell
Shreyas - Its the 300th time that my finger will touch the door to knock it
Shikhar - Its my 500th time that his name left from my mouth
MSD - Whose room is next to Rishabh's?
Shreyas - Mine
Hardik - Lo dekho and he was the one who was wishing on whatsapp rather than going to his room
Rahul - Can you wish him or shut up
Hardik - Let him come online atleast
Bhuvi - Happy birthday Rishabh!!!!!!!!!!!!! May you make us bowlers happy by many more good catches and many more good stumpings to come
Hardik - Such a cricketing wish Bhuvi
Bhuvi - Shut up I am making an effort to personalize the birthday wish okay
MSD - Shreyas go to the balcony of your room
Shikhar - No breaking the door open?
MSD - not at all Shikhi
Ash - We are at the position
Jinks - He means balcony
MSD - Can you stop Rishabh by any chance? Like peek into his room or something?
Shreyas - You want us to spy on him?
Hardik - Hawwwww I thought that those were bad manners
Jassi - Look who is talking about bad manners
Kuldeep - THE HARDIK PANDYA
Virat - Can we not shift the focus to Hardik[s manners now and focus on THE RISHABH PANT - NOT OPENING THE DOOR mystery
Rohit - Lets keep the name of the mission more serious
Shreyas - How about Rishabh Pant - and the locked door?
MSD - What work did I give you?
Shreyas - we are on it, shikhi paaji is getting a ladder
MSD - Why ladder?
Ash - So we can keep it between the railings of the two balconies and enter his balcony
Virat - Is there any Rohit Shetty there?
Jinks - Umm no
Rohit - Toh Khatro ke Khiladi kyun bann rahe ho?
Virat - High five Ro
Virat - High five Vi
Hardik - ROHIRAT and their third class jokes
Rohit - You are taking about class Harry?
Virat - The one who never went to a class ?
Bhuvi - 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Hardik - I know you love me but dont betray SRH bro
MSD - Harry please maintain peace for a few minutes
Hardik - I am not Mr. Nags to Peas out
Virat - Dont take that guy's name and spoil my time
Yuzi - He has annoyed Virat bhaiya enough 😂😂😂
MSD - Dont jump around balconies and just see what he is doing
Ash - Too late Shreyas is half way through
MSD - Jinks I texted you in private to not let them do any stupidity
Jinks - I tried my best bhai, chill but we are in the 1st floor only and the balconies are barely a feet away
Hardik - Then why was a ladder needed? I can even jump that distance
Jaddu - You know this is only first floor, in Jamnagar I jumped through balconies atleast 50 floors high
Bhuvi - A 50 floor building in Jamnagar?
Rohit - You sure it wasnt called the Burj Khalifa of Jamnagar?
MSD - SHUSSHHHH
MSD - Is Shreyas okay?
Jinks - He reached safely and now he is entering from the balcony
Hardik - He should have locked the balcony
Kuldeep - Learn to lock your door first
Yuzi - Proud of you Kuliya
Shreyas - This idiot Rishabh
MSD - What happened?
Shreyas - Ash JInks Shikhi bhaiyas come to the room I opened the door
Virat - What happened actually?
Shreyas - this sir Rishabh Pant was wearing noise cancellation head phones and listening to Happy Birthday and he was singing it so loudly
Hardik- Self obsessed
Bhuvi - You really need to shut up
MSD - I was so worried
MSD - Video call me, I need to take him to task
Hardik - Add me too
MSD - What do you want to do?
Hardik - What I didnt do till now
MSD - What?
Hardik - Wish him
Virat - Someone kill him
Rohit - Someone add all of us to the video call
Shreyas - On it, then scold him, it will be fun
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