Yuzi - *Shares a screenshot*

Virat- Biscuit come down fast we are waiting for you

ABD - Ya Vee wait, I am coming, I woke up late sorry

Virat - No problem biscuit, you must be tired we had an extensive training session yesterday, I asked the driver to wait

ABD - Thanks bro

Virat - No probs

Umesh - If the thank you welcome is over then hurry ABD, we are geniunely very late

Yuzi - Ya we are whole 15 minutes late ABD, hurry up

Virat - Calm down, he will come, dont spam him.

Shivam - Arent you all sitting next to each other? Except ABD who is up, stop texting then

Virat- Oh ya, its Yuzi's fault and biscuit take your time.

Shikhar - Someone call Ro now

Rahul - I was expecting some strategies when I saw RCB

Virat - Traitor Rahuliya

Shreyas - Same I thought he accidently sent this screenshot here but then I read it and I know why

Virat - Why?

Yuzi - I sent it for my ROHITAAAAAAAA

Rohit - Shit Yuzi my ears

Yuzi - You could here me scream from Dubai?

Virat -Yuzi why are you screaming Rohit's name in the bus, my ears will burst open.

Hardik - You need to check Yuzi's screen shot Ro

Rohit - I am a busy man, I wont check now

Shikhar - Sapna dekh kar utha hain kya?

Rohit - What?

Jaddu - Just read the screen shot Ro, you will know it all

Rohit - Okay okay I will take time out of my busy schedule and I will read it

Jinks - This guy is stuck at his imaginary busy schedule

Rohit - Virattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Rohit - VIRAT YOU ARE DEAD AS DEAD MEAT NOW

Virat - 999, Yes Police Mr. Rohit Sharma has given me a death threat on the whats app group but he is writing in caps so he might kill me anytime, either give me security now or kill Ro after I die I need company in heaven

Jinks - What nonsense are you typing? And are you sure you are going to heaven?

Shikhar - He made a deal with Yamraj it seems that take me to heaven and I will give you a selfie plus autograph

Ash - I am tired of these jokes now Shikh

Jinks - You mean used to it?

Virat - By the ways Jinks, Ash good bhangra, Shikhi good job but you all need professional training from none other than -----

Jassi - You bhai

Virat - Exactly

Rohit - STOP DIVERTING THE TOPIC

Virat - What is the topic exactly?

Bhuvi - Are you sure you are in the mood to die Virat?

Rohit - WHEN I AM LATE YOU GO LIKE RO WE WILL LEAVE IN TWO SECONDS WITHOUT YOU, WHEN ABD IS LATE YOU SAY TAKE YOUR TIME

Rahul - *Volcano bursts*

Rohit - AND ON TOP OF THAT YOU GO LIKE I WILL ASK THE BUS DRIVER TO WAIT FOR YOU

Shreyas - *Lava flows out*

Rohit - AND SERIOUSLY BISCUIT? BISCUIT ITNA PYAARA HAIN TOH KHA HEE LE USSE

Rishabh - *Lava destroys the houses*

Rohit - AND HE WAKES UP LATE THEN NO PROBLEM, BICAHARA THAKA HOGA AND IF I WAKE UP LATE ISS GHADHE KO UTHAO?

Yuzi - *whole island destroys* *evil laugh*

Rohit - I HATE THIS ABD NOW, SO CALLED VIRAT'S BISCUIT OR SHOULD I SAY VIRAT'S CHAMCHA IN THE RCB, I HAVE BETTER PLAYERS THEY ARE NOT LATE LIKE YOUR BISCUIT, KEEP HIM WITH YOU ONLY VIRAT NO ONE CARES

Hardik - *the lava destroyed the world* *No the universe*

Jassi - Thats not possible Harry, the water will cool down the lava

Hardik - No the lave will burn the water

Jassi - Water puts off fire, it doesnt catch fire

Hardik - I am talking about lava not fire

Bhuvi - Harry, Jassi shushhhhh

Rohit - YOU KNOW WHAT VIRAT GO CHAT WITH YOUR ABD, NO HE IS NEXT TO YOU ONLY NA, GO TEACH HIM BHANGRA, GO GO GO NA, GO IRRITATE HIM, DONT COME TO ME WHEN YOU ARE BORED, DONT WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO IN LIFE WHICH IS ALWAYS, DONT CALL ME WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING ANOTHER RIFT RUMOR, DO ALL THAT WITH YOUR ABD AND YA DONT CALL ME TO PLAY WITH SAMMIE ALSO

Hardik - See I told you it will destroy the universe

Jassi - Harry thats practically impossible

Hardik - That just happened

Bhuvi - Do you want the volcano to burst on you? No right? Then shushh you two.

Virat- Whats wrong with you Ro, why did you type so much in caps?

Jinks - Dont annoy him just scroll up and read

Ash - I will call the fire brigade, before hand

Jaddu - Why do you want to call Tarakh Mehta?

Bhuvi - Kick him out already

Hardik - Jaddu had a point but

Kuldeep - But you know that here by fire brigade he means Mahi bhai

Yuzi - Right Kuliya is right

Shreyas - I ber you didnt even read what Kuli typed

Virat - HOW DARE YOU REFUSE ME FROM PLAYING WITH SAMMIE ROHIT?

Rahul - *Second eruption in a day*

Virat - AND YOU WAKE UP LATE ALL THE TIME AND ITS VERY RARE THAT BISCUIT IS LATE, UNLIKE YOU WHO IS ALWAYS LATE

Shreyas - *Second time the lava flows out*

Rohit - YA YA, YOUR BISCUIT IS NEVER LATE RIGHT. WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THAT BISCUITS COULD WALK AND TALK AND SLEEP, I THOUGHT THAT WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DIP BISCUITS IN MILK/ COFFEE/ TEA ETC. AND EAT IT.

Hardik - *the fire lit on both sides now*

Virat - ARE YOU MAD RO? LIKE TOTALY MAD? BISCUIT IS ABD'S NICKNAME.

Yuzi - *The fire increases*

Rohit - YA LIKE YOURS IS CHEEKU, LIKE SERIOUSLY CHIKU, HUMARE YAHA CHIKU KO KAT KAR KHATE HAIN AUR BISCUITS KO KHAT KHAATE HAIN, AAP KA PATA NAHI

Jinks - This fight is so irrelevant

Virat - YOU MADE FUN OF MY NICKNAME, YOU DARED TO DO THAT? I WILL MURDER YOU

Kuldeep - Murder tak baat pahuch gayi

Rohit - CHAL CHAL YOU WILL BE DEAD BY THE TIME YOU GET YOUR GUN TO MURDER ME

Jassi - Virat bhai has a gun?

Virat - YOU WILL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU GET UP FROM YOUR SLEEP TO KILL ME

Bhuvi - Kaha se kaha baat pahuch gayi

Ash - Jaddu why is Mahi bhai not responding?

Jaddu - Cause I have his phone

Ash - What the hell? give it to him now, are you mad Jad, here things are burning are you took the fire fighter's phone?

Jaddu - I enjoy fire, its adventurous.

Bhuvi - Not a text more Jaddu give the phone to Mahi bhai

Jaddu - You know in Jamnagar, we used to play with fire as kids.

Bhuvi - I knew this was coming

Rohit - I AM NOT EVEN SLEEPING VIRAT, TRY KILLING ME, YOU WILL DIE INSTEAD

Virat - I WILL KILL YOU BEFORE THAT

Rohit - I KNEW IT, I KNEW THAT YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH ME TO GAIN POPULARITY THROUGH THE RIFT RUMOR, WHO WOULDNT GET FAMOUS BY HAVING A RIFT WITH THE ROHIT SHARMA, NOW YOU WILL KILL ME TO PROVE THE RUMORS AND BEOME FAMOUS

Virat - ALL THESE WORDS BACK AT YOU, TOO BUSY TO TYPE

Rohit - BUSY WITH WHOM? YOUR BISCUIT AWWWWWWW. YUCK, BISCUIT SOUNDS LIKE A DOGS NAME

Hardik - Woah the first line busy with whom, your biscuit sounded like Virat is cheating on Ro

Virat - WHY ARE YOU BEHIND HIM AND HIS NICKNAME?

Rohit - CAUSE ITS DUMB, DUMB LIKE YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED BISCUIT

Virat - WE ARE NOT DUMB YOU ARE

Rohit - SO NOW ITS WE, WHO WE? YOU AND YOUR BISCUIT

MSD - No one's kids or babies are sleeping now?

Hardik - Ro you broke your first rule of being a dad 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Hardik - And Virat it applies to to be dads also.

Hardik - See I am the BEST DAD now you need to except it

Jassi - I think you just used caps Harry

MSD - Why are Ro and Cheeku fighting now?

Jinks - ABD

MSD - The only reason why I would not be fond of IPL

Virat - YOU DONT LIKE 😱😱

Rohit - NOT EVERYONE HAS A TASTE LIKE YOU VIRAT

MSD - Stop it you two

Virat - HE STARTED IT

Rohit - IT IS BECAUSE OF HIM AND HIS BISCUIT

Shikhar - I cant believe Rohit cant stop typing in caps

Kuldeep - Did anyone notice? ABD - BAD? its an anagram

Rohit - SEE, KULI IS ON MY SIDE AND THAT ABD'S NAME ITSELF HAS BAD HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Virat - STOP IT, ABD IS A GOOD PERSON UNLIKE YOU RO

MSD - Stop

MSD - Have you two lost it?

Virat - WHAT DID I DO?

Rohit - EVEN I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

MSD - You Cheeku, keep doing things that annoy Ro and you Ro keep getting annoyed then say I didnt do anything

Virat - I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ANNOY RO

MSD - Then why is he jealous again

Rohit - I AM NOT JEALOUS I JUST HATE THAT GUY

Jinks - You two, ro and vi seriously stop with the caps

Virat - THAT GUY HAS A NAME AND HE IS A GREAT GUY

Rohit - YA HIS NAME, BISCUIT RIGHT? AND NOW THAT GUYS IS A GREAT GUY, GREAT MY FOOT

MSD - Stop, you cant read my texts only or what?

MSD - Another word and I will get Dada two ban you two from IPL only, much better, no ABD no other players no jealousy no fights and no head ache for me

Jassi - IPL without Ro bhai

Hardik - Chill Jassi Captain Hardik to the rescue

Yuzi - MI ke itne bhure waqt kab aa gaye?

Rohit - WHY BHAI

Virat - NOOOO BHAI

MSD - Then I dont want this nonsense again

Rohit - Okay bhai

Virat - Okay bhai

Ash - Finally no caps

Rohit - My caps werent offing

Jinks - You mean switching off?

Rohit - same thing

Virat - And I thought that if he is screaming in caps to be superior why cant I ?

Rohit - I wasnt being superior

Virat - I said I thought

MSD - One more word and I kick you two out of here