Rohit - Virat I NEED FOOD

Virat - Toh kya mein tere Zomato ka delivery boy ban jao?

Rohit - If you can ride a bike really fast then please.

Virat - What nonsense

Rohit - If you can send Shreyas a Mushroom Biryani then why not me?

Virat - He sent me Neer Dosas and I didnt delivery Biryani to his house he took it when he came to give the dosas.

Rohit - Poor Shreyas, tune usse delivery boy bana diya.

Virat - We signed a pact, it was exchange offer

Rohit - I wont give an exchange offer, you put me into trouble

Virat - What did I do now?

Rohit- Why did you have to post that interview or talk or whatever you were doing on Instagram?

Virat - My life my rules

Rohit - Hatt, Ritsy is behind me to do that and she wont give me food till then

Virat - Thats why you were picking a fight for the food

Rohit - What was the need to set such high bench mark by getting full marks?

Virat - Top karne ki aadat si ho gayi hain, aadat se majboor

Rohit - Get lost, kal konsa movie dekha yeh nahi yaad and Ritsy will ask something from years back

Virat - Kal kya khaya woh toh yaad hi hoga

Rohit - Yes White Sauce Macroni with extra cheese

Virat - Wah! Ab aise hi biwi ke bare mein bhi research kar lo beta

Rohit - Anushka is an actress so you know atleast something about the industry, imagine Ritsy asking me about management stuff, yes soch soch kar hi sirr phirr raha hain

Virat - Ek kaam kar behosh hoja, yeh sab nahi karna padega

Rohit - Wah mere bhai aur phirr hospital jaane kar risk kya tu lega?

Virat - Dosti ke liye sab kuch nahi hota

Rohit - Kya dost mila hain

Virat- Bahut acha hoon, khud ke muh se tarif karne mein sharm aati hain

Rohit - Hatt! And on top of that Ritsy will definitely get full marks for anything related to cricket, she is a big cricket fan and she is my wife and manager and a sports manager

Virat - Yuvi paa ki behan bolna reh gaya

Rohit - Han ab Sammy ki ma, uske bhai ki behan, maa ki bahu, mom ki beti sab boldu?

Virat - Virat ki best friend and Ro ko irritate karne ne mein Virat ki partner in crime add karna bhool gaya

Shikhar - I think some people need to be reminded that this is a group chat and they are not chatting on personal

Rahul - Shikhi paaji yaar, pura mod kharab kar diya

Hardik - Interval ho gaya? Popcorn le aata hoon

Jassi - Oh hello popcorn, go make your baby to stop crying, he is giving Natasa a hard time.

Hardik - How do you know?

Jassi - MI Paltan is on a zoom call

Hardik - WITHOUT ME?

Rohit - Sam is sleeping

Virat - I wonder how you are not

MSD - Ro, Harry what are you two up to? Your team is on a meeting ad you two are chatting here

Hardik - I didnt even know that there was a meeting

Yuzi - I thought that Krunal Pandya and Hardik Pandya were brothers

Kuldeep - And they stayed in the exact same houses

Hardik - Shut up Kuli and Yuzi bahut bolne laga hain engagement ke baad

Yuzi - Aur harry ki bolti nad ho gayi hain bache ke baad

MSD - Harry join your team meeting

Rohit - Yes useless Harry

MSD - I thought that you were the captain of MI

Rohit - I never resigned

MSD - I will make you if you dont get lost from here and concentrate in your meeting

Ash- Mahi bhai has to take care of you idiots even in IPL

Jaddu - Kuch toh sharm karo

MSD - Where were you in the team meeting yesterday Jaddu?

Jaddu - I am here in the camp na bhai

MSD - Where are you? Invisible?

Jaddu - I meant I am here tomorrow

Virat - You mean that you will be there tomorrow

Jaddu - Ek hi meaning hua

Shikhar - From which angle?

Jaddu - Oh hohoho English tution teacher padharo ji

Shikhar - Hann thank you thoda ghumar dance bhi kar hi lo ab

Jaddu - Get lost

Jinks - Wassup?

Hardik - Sup? Cup? Yup?

Kuldeep - Thank god you atleast wrote all this stupid things in one message than spamming

Shreyas - Baby Pandya changing Daddy Pandya

Jaddu - Acha hua tu online aaya

Hardik - Right, are you opening some shoe shop Shreyas?

Rahul - Or you felt like shopping for the whole country

Yuzi - Or felt like wasting the extra money you had, like how Virat does

Virat - Stop troubling him

Jaddu - Hey ma mata ji

Pujji - Daya ben aap?

Jaddu - Thoda zyaada hi Taarakh Mehta dekh liya

Shikhar - Leave all that and Shreyas dont tell me you are trying to please Virat

Jinks - Or even worse, trying to be like him

Bhuvi - Coaching classes tak toh baat nahi pahuch gayi na?

Ash - I hope none of this happened

Hardik - It did Ravikashyap

Ash - Not again Harry

Virat - Topic toh divert ho gaya

Hardik - What topic?

Rahul - YOu go watch Avengers with your baby

MSD - He was supposed to be in his team meeting

Rohit - I like to move it move it

MSD - not again

Jassi - Half the topics to be discussed in the meeting got postponed because of Ro bhai

Virat - You call him bhai? How insensible

Rohit - Jassi, Vi called you insensible, you are my kiddo

Jassi - I love you both

Rahul - How romantic

Shreyas - Love triangle

Hardik - Avengers paused

Kuldeep - Popcorn set

Rahul - Wait I am setting up the projector

Yuzi - Who will say Ja Simran Ja jeele apni zindagi?

Shikhar - Hum koi babar azam ya mughal zamane ki film nahi dekh rahe

Jinks - Pause, Arya is crying

Hardik - Double pause, I am in trouble

Jaddu- Now what did you do?

Hardik - I didnt do anything, my baby started crying and I was supposed to make him sleep

Jassi - And not watch movies

Rahul - That too with him

MSD - Harry you will go make him sleep and then come and chat

Virat - Mahi bhai on ordering mode today

MSD - Cheeku your work out is over?

Rohit - Best way to kick Vi out

Shikhar - He cant even say no to work out

MSD - You finished eating Ro?

Jaddu - Now Ro cant say no to food

MSD - How is your horse Lalu

Jaddu - Its Bablu now

Jinks - Yeh naam bhaade par laata hain kya?

Shikhar - Nahi karid ta hain aur fir double daam mein bechta hain

MSD - Shikhi did Zora finish his Homework

Shikhar - Online school hain, what home work what studies, we both sit and watch chotta bheem when his teacher blabbers

MSD - Tell this to Ayesha

Shikhar- Tata bye bye, have a good day

Jinks - Another one down

Rishabh - Kya haal chal hain ?

MSD - Ja tu bho jaa ab, Sonu wait kar raha hoga

Virat - Koi hain jealous

Rohit - Bahut hain jealous

Virat - Mara jaa raha hain koi

Shikhar - Jealousy ke maare

Jinks - Mahi bhai ki mehnat gayi paani mein

Yuzi - Bandar aa gaye wapas, ab kya kare?

Kuldeep - Gana bana acha bada

Jassi - Launch kar dete hain

MSD - What nonsense is going on?

Virat - You forgot that...

Rohit - Drumrolls please

Rahul - taaliyaan ho jaaye

Shreyas - Hoot bhi kar hi lo

Virat - Sonu is with you in the CSK camp

Shikhar - Since when did Rishabh join CSK?

Jinks - Hence proved that -

Jassi - Mahi bhai was so jealous of loosing his Kiddos that ...

Kuldeep - That Sonu bhaiya is right next to him

MSD - How do you know?

Virat - Who do you think is annoying me right now by sending me your live pics and saying that he is with you and not me right now

MSD - Sonuuuuuuu

Rohit - Scream in real not on the chat

Jinks - In this jealous bhai also forgot that Sonu himself is his kiddo

Hardik - Mahi bhai is never jealous

Rahul - Ya if mahi bhai starts being jealous what will our ROHIRAT do?

Shreyas - How will they earn their roti?

Yuzi - If you face any financial troubles because of not being jealous of each other even for a second then Vi bhai and Rohita then tell us, what are friends for?

Jaddu- Dnt tell me, I dont do charity

Virat - I will kick you all out

MSD - I am the admin

Jaddu - 😎😎😎😎😎

Ash - Now scream Whistle podu also

Shikhar - You are lucky

Rishabh- Who is lucky ??

Shikhar - Ash, Mahi bhai is going to his house for Dinner na

Virat - Mahi bhai why didnt you take a flight that stops at Mumbai then goes to Chennai?

Rohit - Ya bhai, we would have gotten Lunch, Dinner, breakfast everything at the hotel only

Shreyas- Hum aaki ek jalak ke liya taras rahe hain

Jinks - Darama level badh gaya agta hain

Shikhar - And Mahi bhai was going to Chennai not USA

Hardik - Dimaag kaha se khareeda ?

Ash - Look who is asking

Hardik - yaar everyone uses this joke on me, ab rotation kar raha hoo joke ka

MSD - I cant believe that I will have to start the kick everyone out to go do their work process again

Jaddu - Tough life

MSD - You get lost first

Virat - Someone is losing it

Rohit - DID VIRAT JUST CALL MAHI BHAI SHORT TEMPERED

Rahul - use a mirror Virat

Virat - Traitor Rahul

Hardik - Rahul you cheated on me?

Yuzi - Another rift drama?

Bhuvi -I have no energy to sustain even one now

Yuzi - Why? Virat came to Noida or what?

Virat - Why am I in this?

Yuzi - Bhuvi doesnt have energy because you made him work out a lot

Shikhar - LOGIC LEVEL is getting higher

Hardik- He woke up again because of your caps

Virat - Dont tell me that Ro taught you this nonsense

Rahul - Why ask when you know

Rohit - This is a dad course, you will yourself come to me later my boys

MSD - I will make you all leave the group now I swear

Jaddu - Humara kya gunah hain?

MSD - We have a team meeting and these notifications are annoying

Rohit - Then you leave the group

Virat - WTH ROHIT ORDERED MAHI BHA TO LEAVE THE GROUP

Jinks - Leave that, did any one notice?

Jassi - Notice what?

Shikhar - Yuzi blushing in his engagement pics?

Virat - Mahi bha's jealousy?

Rohit - that Virat's greys were less in the video he posted? Or they were not there only? Send me your selfie Vi

Jinks - Shut up guys notice the main thing

Jaddu - MAHI BHAI WAS CHATTING IN BETWEEN A MEETING

Jinks - A TEAM MEETING

Hardik -OMG