《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》3 (WIVES)
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Sakshi Adds Natasa
Natasa - Hello
Sakshi - Welcome to the ICT WIVES group
Anushka - When we say wives we mean wives
Ritika - We have rules so listen to them
Radhika - RULE 1 - Husbands should not know about this group EVER
Aesha - NEVER EVER and not Harry especially
Pankhs - Yes because you tell Harry, it means you tell the whole team
Riva - Yes, you are the first girl in Harry's wife we are trust
Natasa - Thats an honor
Prithi - It really is and we are proud of you for dealing with him all this while.
Anushka - Getting back to business
Aesha - RULE 2 - Never let your husband check your phone
Ritika - Yes, you dominate him not the other way round
Natasa - But we keep it fair by checking each others phone
Riva - Thats a very beginner thing to do.
Radhika - Couples these days
Natasa - Why are we dong something wrong?
Ritika - Not we, its you
Natasa - What?
Prithi - If he checks your phone he will know about this group
Pankhs - And if he knows this group then he will know the purpose of this group
Natasa - And whats the purpose
Anushka - Kya aap apne pati se pareshan hain?
Natasa - He is annoying me so ya
Ritika - Kya aapke pati aapka dimaag kha rahe hain?
Natasa - Same answer, he is annoying me so ya
Radhika - Kya aapko lagta hain ki aapke pati paagal hain?
Natasa - Not exactly
Riva - Fir share kariye apni problems yaha
Prithi - Hum koi solutions nahi denge
Aesha - Par aapki problems sun kar hume aisa zarror lagega ki humari kum hain
Pankhs - Aur hum thoda bahut has bhi lege.
Sakshi - What they mean is that they made this group to gossip about how annoying and troublesome their husbands are.
Natasa - Thanks Sakshi, I kinda got a little confused with soo much hindi
Ritika - Dont tell me that Harry learnt proper English from you
Natasa - He is too lazy to learn, he literally taught me hindi, like proper hindi
Riva - Dont tell me that you learnt hindi from harry
Pankhs - Chill, I was there
Anushka - Thank god or else we thought that the baby must have learnt a few good swears
Natasa - When he started teaching me he didnt start with namaste or anything
Pankhs - He jumped to swears, he was like swearing and Natasa was giving him a what are you blabbering look and he told her the meanings and mom came and thrashed him
Sakshi - Thrashed Harry?
Radhika - Nalini aunty is too cool to thrash him for swearing
Natasa - She thrashed him for swearing in front of the baby, and it was quite a sight
Anushka - I swear if Vi and Ro would have seen aunty thrashing him ..
Ritika - They would go like aur maro, maro, bande ko maar hi daalo
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Sakshi - And Harry in turn screaming Mahi bhai
Prithi - Quite a sight to watch
Radhika - and that reminds me how Yuzi would record the whole thing and post it
Riva - Icing on the cake
Natasa - Now whenever mom is around and so am I Harry sings the Gayatri mantra
Pankhs - I assure you he does and Krunal went like yeh mera bhai sanskaari kabse ho gaya and dad goes like he is not my son
Anushka - I am laughing
Ritika - Sameeee
Radhika - And Virat and Rohit are thinking whats wrong with you both
Riva - And passing a weird look ofcourse
Aesha - Maybe even texting each other how much you two are laughing
Prithi- And thinking that their wives are gone mad
Nupur - And forgetting that they are the ones who drew their wives mad
Natasa - Love the telepathy you ladies have
Pankhs - Experience my darling experience
Sakshi - You will get used to it Nats
Natasa - I really want to because I found it cool
Natasa - And I have a few questions
Ritika - Shoot
Natasa - Actually many
Ritika - Its okay shoot
Anushka - Shoot what? Bullets
Aesha - Virat spoiled your sense of humor
Ritika - Yes Nushkie but only from AK47 rifles, I need a tragic and heroic encounter
Prithi - You had a better sense of humor when I met you last Ritsy
Nupur - That was what around 5 moths back atleast
Riva - Half a year in a month almost
Sakshi - Thats still fine, imagine about me
Anushka - Almost a year😥😥😢
Ritika - Ab rulao mat yaar
Pankhs - Imagine if IPL happened, we would have had so much fun yaar
Riva - Yes, especially in the matches where our husbands clash
Prithi - Yes their rivalry on field becomes quite a sight
Nupur - A miserable sight infact
Ritika - Ya after the IPL win last year Ro was sad for sometime
Sakshi - I know, he came to Mahi and said sorry I made you loose and Mahi got angry on him for saying that
Ritika - Yep and then Mahi bhai told him that he deserved it and what happens on field remains on field
Sakshi - And Ro threw a fit despite that and Mahi said that he was happy seeing his kiddo lead to a win and that too against him in finals
Pankhs - And Harry who heard the end wanted attention do he threw another tantrum how he is also sorry when he was celebrating like anything outside
Sakshi - How can I forget that drama, I was laughing from inside when Harry was doing that drama and so was Mahi
Ritsy - And then Mahi bhai made Harry shut up and then he started jumping and went out and we all burst into laughter
Anushka - I so needed to read the Harry part of it and make Vi think that I am mad and laughing alone
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Ritika - How could we forget Virat and Ro in IPL
Anushka - Dont even ask okay, last year Vi was like I will push Ro during the match, he will swear, I will swear and then fight, people will think the ROHIRAT rift exists
Ritika - And then we explained them that they are being stupid doing that
Riva - Thats sounds really just like them though
Sakshi - Thank god you two stopped that or their whole career would be a mess now
Natasa - Can I ask a few, maybe many questions?
Ritika - Shoot
Ritika - the questions only ha
Natasa - Chill, I dont have bullets
Nupur - Even if you did how would you shoot them through whatsapp
Aesha - 🔫🔫🔫
Ritika - But I want a AK47 nit a water gun to be shot by
Natasa - Where did you get this from?
Sakshi - The frock or the phone?
Natasa - The frock ofcourse
Sakshi - But believe me making ziva hold that phone was harder than finding that dress for her
Anushka - What she means to say is that she does not remember where she got it from
Ritika - Yes she is making excuses
Natasa - Than what about this hat?
Sakshi - I remember the dress but not the hat
Natasa- But I found the dress but not hte hat
Nupur - Isnt this dress too small for you?
Sakshi - Ya, it was small for Ziva also but I liked it so I made her some how wear it
Natasa - I want it for my baby, anyways, where did you get these matching dresses from Prithi?
Prithi - The designer got it ig, but why do you need three of them?
Natasa - What if we have twins?
Radhika - The reports would tell you that then
Natasa - Even this looks cute, where did you get this dress and hair band from Radhika?
Radhika - Arya's dress was gifted by Ritsy
Ritika - I know that my choice is amazing thanks
Natasa - What about this one?
Radhika - Thats just a shawl the studio people wrapped over Aarya
Nupur - Doubt how are you so sure that its a girl
Natasa - Harry said
Pankhs - Harry will say that ships fly you will believe it
Natasa - Point but I need to be prepared right?
Natasa - Where did you get this from Ritika?
Ritika - Tell Harry that baby Pandya wont start swimming as sson as he or she will be born
Pankhs - He got a mini bat and ball already so dont ask
Sakshi - Two days back he was like my kid will be advanced and will start reading and writing the day he or she is born
Aesha - Tell him to check his IQ first because he will teach the reading and writing in one day
Natasa - He keeps blabbering but he wants the kid to learn cricket and I want her to learning swimming first what if she drowns in the bat tub?
Riva - Genius, a bathtub so deep, nice
Natasa - How about this t shirt but I need siblings on that, because we have 3 dogs
Ritika - I will gift one to the baby from my side, chill let him or her turn that age first
Natasa - I need to be prepared na, and wait this one too
Anushka - I gifted this, its the best Sammy has in her wardrobe
Ritika - Yes gifted by Nushkie chachi of hers, she loves it
Aesha - Sismance going on 💕
Natasa - And this is the coolest
Ritika - Courtesy your husband
Natasa - Who gifts nightdress?
Riva - Exactly your husband, he gifted Nidhiyana one too, the same one actually
Aesha - And Zora, Zora's was filled with guns and not emojis though
Prithi - Even Akira has this one, he said that when they all have a slumber party, they will be matching and look cool when they post it on Instagram
Sakshi - Zivu has one too and Harry said the same think and he added that he is maintaining equality by doing so.
Natasa - Genius
Pankhs - Stop praising that useless husband of yours who has made a mess in the kitchen on the pretext of Natasa wants pizza
Natasa - But I didnt ask for any pizza
Pankhs - I know he did that last time also when he wanted to eat pasta, he told me you wanted it so this time I said you only make the pizza for your wife and I forgot that he can only create a mess and the kitchen is gone now
Anushka - Plan backfired
Natasa - Not yet, see how I will bring him on the line
Riva - Go Natasa go !!!!!
Pankhs - I am gettig to see good drama here in my kitchen
Nupur - Whats happening?
Pankhs - Natasa making Harry clean the kitchen
Sakshi - Poor Harry
Ritika - He thinks that it is her pregnancy hormones on the go
Anushka - Can you send me the video of Harry cleaning the kitchen because I need Vi to think I am totally gone mad laughing alone
Prithi - He probably already thinks that
Aesha - Till Natasa comes back lets decide what we will gift their baby
Anushka - 1. Pram 2. Walker 3. Baby Swing 4. Cradle 5. Baby clothes 6. Rattlers and musical toys 7. Baby Teether 8. Baby skincare set 9. Baby play area 10. Baby bath tub
Sakshi - We are moms but you have a whole list wow
Ritika - So who is buying what?
Anushka - Actually this is the list of what you dont need to buy
Riva - What? Why? What else should we buy then ?
Aesha - Ya this is all what new born needs to be gifted
Anushka - I know and thats exactly why Vi and I ordered all of this for Harry's and Natasa's baby
Ritika - Wah! Ab hum kya denge? Books and stationary to a new born?
Anushka - I dont know
Sakshi - Chalo okay, you got all this now what will Harry and Natasa by for their baby?
Prithi - Why will Virat and Nushkie waste time thinking that? They are busy people
Natasa - I saw the chat and thanks Anushka cause Harry since 3 months has only chosen a 100 cradles and not shortlisted even one, seen a 1000 walkers but not thought about which to buy, infact he was going to buy 20 teethers for one baby who would take atleast a year to get teeth and the list is long
Sakshi - Thats exactly what you can expect from Harry.
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