《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》6
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Virat -
Rohit - I describe a meme and my personal assistant finds it
Virat - Get lost I just happened to see it
Rahul - Mahi bhai 💕
Jaddu - Why does Ro look so thin in the picture?
Shikhar - When was this picture taken? Which year?
Virat - Its a meme for god sake, its edited, Ro can never be thin
Bhuvi - That meme makes so much sense
Jinks - Considering how dependent Ro and Vi are on Mahi bhai its so true
Ash -Mahi bhai does all the work you should rather say
Rohit - Who said? We also lead the team
Rohit - Though Mahi bhai is the master brain because Virat is useless
Virat - Who said I am useless? Mahi bhai helps because its his duty as the ex - captain
Jinks - What is the duty? Resolving Rohirat fight?
Ash - These two literally go begging to Mahi bhai like help us what to do and now showing attitude
Kuldeep - Mahi bhai is best
Jassi - He is the best captain
Virat - You mean I am not a good captain?
Jassi - No you are
Rohit - Then you mean I am not a good captain
Jassi - When did I say that?
Virat - You just said Mahi bhai is best
Jaddu - You mean to say that Mahi bhai is not?
Virat - He is
Rohit - He is the best Virat, arrogant man
Rohit - After Mahi bhai its me
MSD - I love the respect but I have no energy to solve a fight again
Hardik - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Rahul - What is this new way of laughing?
Shreyas - Break laughing and Harry you took my sound interpretation job.
Yuzi - How much did you earn on that?
Rahul - More than you did on TikTok
Hardik - Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Jaddu - I am calculating
Bhuvi - What are you calculating?
Hardik - Exactly a person who doesnt know math is calculating
Jassi - Look at yourself before commenting
Hardik - I know maths I will show you - 1+1 = 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3 = 33
Rahul - Do I even know you?
Kuldeep - I forgot Harry already
Jassi - I am trying to as well
Jaddu - Done
Bhuvi - What?
Jaddu - Calculating the no. of crores Yuzi lost
Kuldeep - Why did he loose crores
Jaddu - His side business closed
Kuldeep - You had a business Yuzi that got closed down? Why didnt you tell me about it?Do you need any help ?
Virat - It was his main business, his only form of earning, Kuliya
Jaddu - Yes, he is going through huge financial crisis now
Virat - How many crores did he loose again Jaddu?
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Jaddu - I didnt tell that even once and you are asking again
Rohit - And you call me dumb Virat
Jaddu - He lost 200 crores
Virat - Thats too much Jad be reasonable, we dont want him to go bankrupt
Jaddu - Sorry, one 0 extra, only 20 crores.
Yuzi - What are you guys even talking about
Virat - the amount of money you lost because of the closing of your business, we are with you Yuzi
Kuldeep - what business?
Jaddu - Tik tok tik tok
Yuzi - That was not my business
Rohit - Did you just forget all the times we advised you not to depend on tik tok for a living but you said that its none of our business, now suffer losses.
Yuzi - Rohitaaa betrayed me
Jinks - Indian gov. saved the reputation of team India
Shikhar - Desh wasi ek dusre ki madad nahi karege toh kaun karega?
Jaddu - You sound like a patriot
Rohit - Nahi banda bas duniya ko dekh raha hain finally aur usse duniya mein kya ho raha tha pata chal raha aur ussa bhura lag raha hain aur usse kuch karna hain
Rohit - Its so hard to type hindi in english
Hardik - leave that, I had just got tiktok to do time pass what do I do now?
MSD - I need a PUBG player
Hardik - Bye guys, coming Mahi bhai
Virat - Thanks for taking him away
Bhuvi - at the rate of which Yuzi's tiktok videos were getting worse, I thought ki yeh naak katwayega
Yuzi - My tiktoks were getting better by the day, this ban spoiled everything
Hardik - Oh my god, tik tok spoils the life of a 29 year old cricketer, #bantiktok
Shreyas - *sniffs* I cant even interpret the sound of all fake crying for the fact that Yuzi's life got destroyed
Jassi - Ask Kuli, he will send you a voice note of him crying for Yuzi
Kuldeep - I am happy is got banned, I was thinking that if he doesnt abandon tiktok I will abandon him
Yuzi - I didnt expect this from you Kuliya
Rahul - Yuzi be like, I cant believe that Modiji was on the side of YouTube in Tiktok vs Youtub
MSD - Modiji ka pata nahi, I was totally hoping this happens
Virat - Warna humari bani banayi izzat loot jaati
Rohit - Ya you mean humari (Me and Mahi bhai)
Virat - I meant (Me and Mahi bhai ONLY)
Shikhar - ROHIRAT rift Indian cricket pe sabse bada dhaag hain
Shikhar - correction - false rift
Jaddu - Epic bro mere saath replies dena aur bahut kuch seekh rahe ho haan
Ash - Exactly, he is learning a little bit too much, he went on a horse ride right after lockdown
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Jinks - I knew it would be Jaddu's suggestion
Hardik - NO ONE NO ONE asked me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah
Virat- Did Mahi bhai get annoyed and send you back again
Rohit - Ya Harry's virtual annoying
Virat - Thats an art Harry has mastered
Rohit - The only art he has you mean?
Virat - Exactly 😂😂
Ash - Funny how they randomly reconcile
Jassi - Harry, 1. isnt your baby sleeping? 2. Are you in pain because why ah?
Rahul - Marking the slightest things Jassi
Bhuvi - Are you blind because they were the obvious things
Hardik - I was typing with one finger thats why
Jaddu - That makes such a big difference
Hardik - Can someone just ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha
Jassi - You wanted us to spot the odd one out
Shreyas - Its the second last one
Hardik - Sory ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah
Yuzi - Are you in pain because you saw me in pain?
Jinks - How is the banning of one useless app putting you in pain?
Rahul - Like this -
Virat - From the Indian Cricket team who would like to draft a solemn letter to Warner?
Shikhar - Good move Vi, this will strengthen the diplomatic ties between Aus and India
Rohit - Isnt your marriage with Ayesha bhabhi enough for that?
Shikhar - It should be but I was taking about the political ties
Jaddu - Cricket ties?
Jinks - You sounded sensible when you said that
Hardik - Doubt what do you mean by cricket ties
Jassi - He doesnt mean letting Aus win, calm the horses of your brain down Harry
Hardik - I dont have horses in my brain
MSD - what are you doing here harry
Rohit - Appeared at the right time bhai
Virat - Ro are you thinking what I am?
Ro- Are you thinking what I am?
Rahul - Great telepathy but what exactly are you guys thinking?
Virat - Mahi bhai type a letter to Warner
Rohit - From our team's behalf
MSD - WHY?
Virat - To solemnize with his loss
Rohit - Of tiktok, complete your sentences Vi
Jaddu - But tiktoks are ba in India only
Virat - Most off his videos were based on Indian tiktoks
Bhvi - Amazing noticing skills
Rohit - I told him that, thanks
Virat - Mahi bhai right the letter
MSD - Are you serious?
Rohit - What else
Jinks - If you both are not dependent on Mahi bhai then write the letter yourself and prove it
Virat - Lets show them what we can do Ro
Rohit Challenge excepted
MSD - You are my dearest kid Jinks
Virat - ME?
Rohit - Me?
MSD - Are you writing the letter or not
Virat - Bye come ro
Rohit - Bye com Vi
Ash - Where come come go to personal chat and start discussing
Hardik - Some one ask me why I typed ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Rahul - Bata bhi de mere bhai
Hardik - Why admi has bhi nahi sakta kya?
Hardik - You have a problem with me laughing also?
Bhuvi - I knew it, it had to be something dumb
Jassi - I will kick you out of the group Harry
Hardik - You cant, Mahi bhai is captain
Hardik - I mean admin
MSD - So?
Hardik - Ya so I am safe, I am your favorite duh
MSD - You think?
Hardik - What?😭😭
MSD - Another senseless message from you and you are out Harry
Hardik - Okay Mahi bhai
Virat - Dear Warner,
We express a lot of (like more than we did for Yuzi) grief because of the closing of your business because of the banning of Tiktok in our country, India. We totally understand your loss and pain (Yuzi does, not us, not me and Ro to be precise). Tiktok played a very important role in your life, in your entertainment (through which you thought you were entertaining us but trust me you were not), your tiktoks made us think you would have done so well in bollywood (as Tiger Shroff if you can do 5 flips or Varun Dhawan, that will be perfect for you considering you do tiktok so overacting in in you). You can still make tiktoks and post them in your insta page, but Indians may not comment and like (they will abandon you) they are way to patriotic. We wish the best for your future (though we will win against you and spoil it).
Warm regards,
Indian Cricket team
Rohit - We wrote this how is it?
Rahul - The Varun Dhawan thing is lit
Jaddu - Ask him if he needs financial help
Jinks - Are you kidding me?
Hardik - No he is right, tell him we dont mind donating
Shreyas - I do, because we should donate money to our team member Yuzi first.
Jassi - That letter is ..
Kuldeep - No words
Yuzi - Thats insulting and dumb
MSD - are those brackets going as well?
Virat - they are the best part
Rohit - Ya I think we should ask him if he needs financial help also Virat
Virat - Yes I will add that
MSD - Its not good to rub salt on wounds so stop with it
Virat - Noooo
Rohit - We want to send it
MSD - Then you two are out of this group
Hardik - ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahha ha ah ah ah ha ha ha
Jassi - Kick him out too
Hardik - Insaan hass bhi nahi sakta
MSD - Harry
Hardik - Sorry
MSD - good
Yuzi - I have an idea, I will go to Australia
Kuldeep - Why?
Yuzi - TikTok works there
MSD - It takes 2 seconds for me to kick you out
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