《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》5
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Yuzi - Pretty Ladies
Virat - YUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Ro - WTF
Hardik - My baby is sleeping and I dont want my baby to be corrupted like you two
Rahul - Look who is talking about making his baby corrupted
Yuzi - Considering its Harry's baby, we just hope that he has more of Natasa's genes.
Kuldeep - Actually by science the baby has both mom's and dad's genes equally
Jassi - You realize that Harry is a rare species of science?
Jaddu - I look so bad as a lady
Hardik - Same lets make another pretty edit for our self.
Bhuvi - You even want an edit?
Jaddu - Stop showing of that you look really good as a woman
Bhuvi - What? I was better off before I saw this
Shikhar - Why is my hair light brown gold? Thats not the color of my hair
Jinks - You have hair?
Shikhar - Oh ya I forgot I dont, but they could have always seen my old pictures
Ash - Yes the face app is going to analyse the whole past present and future of Shikhar Dhawan to make a female version of him
Hardik - Hey Ashwini
Rahul - Wanna hangout on a date with me? 😉😉
Hardik - I was going to type that
Shreyas - *tick tick tick*
Rahul - I love how you are upgrading your sound effects features by adding the speed of harry's typing
Ash - Ashwini? What?
Hardik - You look the prettiest among all
Rahul - So we are asking you out on a date Ashwini
Yuzi - Actually Bhuvi looks prettier
Hardik - Go on a date with him then
Shreyas - Correction - her
Kulddep - Virat bhai you look pretty
Jassi - Ya and Ro bhai as well
Virat - No tell who looks better
Rohit - Obviously me
Virat - Put some lipstick next time, with lip gloss, with blush with eye liner with kajal with foundation, put the whole make up kit then compete with me
Rohit - Why did you put all this? I like how you want a pair competition.
Virat - No I am natural beauty, I didnt put all that, I meant that only after you put all that you will be worth competing with me
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Rohit - I am extra natural, you put all that, oh it looks like you already have, its nude lipstick, nude blush and all CHEATER
Jaddu - You two realize that you look more foxxy than Yuzi as a female
Hardik - Yuzi as a female is Yuzvendraya
Shreyas - No one wants to go on a date with her
Yuzi - But I am the prettiest.
Rahul - Look good as a man first then think about your looks as a female
Kuldeep - He looks good as both
Bhuvi - Heights of support Kuli
Kulddep = You also look nice as a lady Bhuvi bhaiya
Bhuvi - 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Pujji - I am the only happy one here
Ash- Why dont you have a female version
Pujji - I am happy without it thanks
Yuzi - Wait I will search one for you too
Pujji - NOOOOO
Hardik - Remainder - My baby is sleeping
Virat - Is your baby already taking classes from Ro ?
Jaddu - Good question Virat
Shikhar - Dont you realize that Ro is too busy to give anyone classes
Jinks - Point, he is too busy sleeping
Hardik - Rahul, what do we name Jinks? He looks pretty too
Rahul - Jinksy
Shreyas - Noo
Kuldeep - Jinka
Jassi - Bad one
Hardik - Rahaniya
Rahul - Nice one
Jinks - Are you people nuts ?
Hardik - No we are humans
Jinks - Oh good lord bless Harry with atleast 0.00001% of brain
Hardik - You look like Radhika bhabhi as a woman Jinks you two are made for each other💕
Bhuvi - Jinks died reading this
Rishabh - I am the happiest one alive along with Pujji bhai
Yuzi - I am searching for your woman pic also dont worry
Rishabh - Did I have to say how happy I was?
Yuzi - Take Rishabh, and Pujji bhai wait
Rahul - Rishabh you look cute
Hardik - Even as a girl
Shreyas - He looks extra cute as a girl
Jassi - Ya now you will take Rishabhya on a date
Hardik - I will take you Jassiya, you look the best as a girl
Jassi - Get lost Hardiki, I am not lesbian
MSD - What the hell is happening?
Jinks - Finally can you ask Yuzi to not send these female versions its annoying
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Yuzi - Sorry I cant find a female version for you Pujji bhai, should I download the app and make one for you?
Pujji - Please DO NOT take the effort to do so Yuzi
Yuzi - Its no effort I will do it if you want
Pujji - I will thank you if you dont
Virat - No make one for him too, we all have one than even he should
Ash - You sound like a primary kid saying that I have a chocolate give one to him also
Virat - DID YOU JUST CALL ME A KID ?
MSD - Arent you?
Virat - Only for you
MSD - Hmm good and those female versions horrified me
Yuzi - Yours could have been better, let me make it again
MSD - You want me to kick you out of the group then please do
Jassi - Thank god or I thought my eyes will have to suffer again
Rohit - When Ro is here Jassi wont suffer
Virat - No when Virat is here then his assi wont suffer
Rohit - No me
Virat - No me
MSD - Stop, you realise that I am here and until I am here I will handle so sit quietly
Hardik - But they are chatting so they are sitting quietly
Bhuvi - Whom did you borrow a brain from again?
Hardik - I had one already
Bhuvi - It was not functioning as far as I remember
Rahul - It never existed Bhuvi
Hardik - MAHI BHAI
Jassi - Your baby?
MSD - Stop doing whatever you are to Harry
Virat - How attentive Mahi bhai
Jaddu - Did Virat just snap at Mahi bhai?
Hardik - OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Jassi - I thought someone was sleeping
Rohit - I am awake
Virat - You finally understood that sleep is an analogy for Rohit
Virat - And Mahi bhai tell them I was not snapping
MSD - What were you doing then?
Virat - You dont trust me?You dont believe me?
MSD - What if I tell I dont?
Hardik - Party time
Jaddu - Party toh banti hain
Virat - For what happiness
Shikhar - Saara zamanaa ab janega Mahirat rift
Jinks - You realize that you just gave Vi an idea?
Rohit - MAHI-RO-VI rift sounds better
Yuzi - Nothing without my Rohitaaa
Pujji - Lo broadcasting minister bhi mill gaya
Virat - Ro just wants to poke his nose everywhere
Rohit - Just admit its a good idea
Virat - It will gain good amount of attention
Ash - Attention ke bache aur bhi bahut hoga
Bhuvi - Dont tell me Vi and Ro went mad again
Shikhar - When were they not mad?
Jaddu - When you were sane
Jinks - Someone talked?
Ash - No typed
Virat - So Ro unfollow Mahi bhai and Sakshi bhabhi
Rohit - Why me always?
Virat - I am the good boy
Rahul - Virat dont be partial
Virat - I am being partial?
Rahul - Then question mark doesnt make it a question
Rishabh - Then what does?
Hardik - Dunno but Jassi will give you grammar classes go to him
Jassi - I am not running any Engish tution
Hardik - Tujhe pata nahi hain par tu han English teacher
Jinks - Yuzi is not the only one into memes
Rohit - I am not unfollowing both, you unfollow Mahi bhai I will unfollow Sakshi bhabhi
Virat - No lets do opposite
Rohit - I know you want to look like Mahi bhai's boy thats why
MSD - GO TO SLEEP NOW
MSD - The night is driving you people mad
MSD - And dont unfollow anyone
MSD - And if there are any rift speculations you Ro and Cheeku, see what I do
Hardik - What?
MSD - You want me to test it on you?
JAddu - Savage
MSD - How about you
Shikhar - Please do
MSD - You are not a bad one either
Yuzi - What did you eat for breakfast today bhai? All okay?
MSD - At one in the night you want to know what I had for breakfast?
Yuzi - Oh ya, then what did you have for mid night snack
Virat - Staying with Ro is making you bhukkad like him
Yuzi - I am in my own house but
MSD - SLEEP
Vrat - Lori sunao
MSD - SLEEP AND LET SLEEP
Hardik - I thought you are playing PUBG now
MSD - At one in the night? Seriously? With whome bhoots?
Hardik - Kulddep bhaag Mahi bhai has bhoots pets
Kuldeep - You think I am dumb like you?
Yuzi - How dare you Harry
MSD - SLEEP
Yuzi -
Pujji - After seeing this I dont think I can
Yuzi - You look so pretty but
Hardik - I have seen better
Rahul - Someone has eyes also
Hardik - Yes both of them, working completely fine, why you want mines? They are not on sale
Rahul - I wont take them even if they were free
MSD - SLEEP AND YUZI ONE MORE PIC AND YOU ARE OUT
Yuzi - But I have 2 more
MSD - What do you exactly want me to do to you?
YUZI - You thought you can live happily if you are silent?
Hardik - Damm Shreyasi you look hot
Rahul - I ditch all for you
Jassi - Mahi bhai you know what to do
MSD -
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