Rohit - I am bored

Virat - For a change

Rohit - What do you mean by that?

Virat - For a change you are awake and you are feeling something which is boredom.

Rohit - Shut up I am bored

Shikhar - What do you want us to do then? Entertain you?

Rohit - Ya but do anything except your monkey dance or playing flute

Shikhar - It bhangra and not monkey dance

Rohit - You dance like a monkey so anything you dance will be called monkey dance

Virat - And dont play flute until and unless you want kumbhkaran to sleep again

Rohit - Kumbhkaran?

Hardik - You dont know who Kumbhkaran is? Even my baby knows this

Rohit - Forget your baby even you wouldnt know who Kumbhkaran is.

Rahul - Who doesnt know who Kumbhkaran is

Rohit - Illiterate people

Hardik - I am not illiterate

Rohit - I didnt even take your name, you decided to accept it.

Hardik - Kumbhkaran is a guy who sleeps all day long

Shreyas - *Snore haaaahmphhhhh*

Rahul - And wakes up only to eat

Shreyas - *yum yum munch munch yum yum*

Jaddu - And then sleeps again

Shreyas - *Snore haahmphhhh hmphh*

Rohit - And he is in Ramayan

Bhuvi - Do you even realize that they are talking about you Ro?

Rohit - What?

Virat - Sleeps. eats, sleeps who else could it be but you?

Rohit - MAHI BHAI COME HERE

Hardik - My baby is sleeping

Rohit - I am screaming on my chat na and my baby is not sleeping always like yours so shut up and sit and MAHI BHAI COME HERE

MSD - What is it Ro?

Rohit - They are calling me Kumbhkaran

MSD - What should I do then?

Rohit - Tell them to shut up

MSD - If you need defending call you Yuzi and let me rest in peace

Yuzi - ROHITTTAAAAA

Rohit - Hatt, get lost

Kuldeep - Ro bhaiya dont tell Yuzi to get lost

Virat - Its okay Kul I wont tell him anything like that, I am on your side

Jinks - Anything important 👆

Ash - Do you expect anything important to be happening here?

Bhuvi - If you do then this is not the right place, you can leave

Jinks - I know there is not a single text that was important but sometimes even idiots tend to get wise so I thought that lets check if today is that fateful day

Ash - It unfortunately isnt

Rohit - It will be because know the great ROHIT SHARMA will give you all DIETING TIPS TO FOLLOW DURING LOCKDOWN

Jaddu - Why do you want to make a fool out of yourself

Virat - Heights of boredom

Shikhar - I love how the topic is in bold

Jinks - It highlights the irony

Hardik - Highlights the what?

Jassi - You better learn English before your kid is born

Yuzi - Or else we will take your baby to our houses one by one so he or she does not get into a bad influence

Hardik - My baby My rules

Ash - Harry its a child, please handle with care

Hardik - I am not dumb Ash chill

Kuldeep - Why do I imagine Harry wrapping his baby with the film they use in airports to wrap the suitcases with and then marking FRAGILE on the wrapping every time he travels with his baby

Yuzi - I just visualized that and you wrote it

Shreyas - KULCHA connection

Jassi - We wont let that happen but, we care for the kid, doesnt matter how dumb the father is

Rahul - Natasa will kill him when he tries doing that so we dont have any work there

Hardik - Like you guys have any work any where.

Bhuvi - Look who is talking

Hardik - Hardik Pandya, check your contacts

Rohit - Shut up guys I am sharing diet tips

Virat - Heights of joblessness

Rohit - DIET TIP #1 - Eat everything possible

Jaddu - Kya?

Jinks - Ya eat everything and become Hathi

Virat - No eat everything and become Ro

Shikhar - Yes because Ro = Hathi. Which implies, Hathi can be replaced with Ro in the statement. Therefore, hence proved

Ash - Why does this sound like a maths proof to me

Bhuvi - Zoro must have taught him

Rahul - Dont you think Zora is too small for that

Bhuvi - Then Rhea taught him

Shikhar - I knew it always

Yuzi - Unbelievable

Rohit - DIET TIP #2 - Eat homemade food

Virat - This was so much more sensible than the previous one that I wonder if Rits typed this

Jaddu - Or even Sam

Bhuvi - She can barely speak and you expect her to write

Virat - If Ro sent Sam to me na then I would have taught her to speak, type. post pictures and all in 6 months it self

Ash - Its a year old baby we are talking about here

Rohit - DIET TIP #3 - Eat atleast 5 things that are made up of Cocoa in a day

Hardik - Whats cocoa?

Jassi - Your head

Hardik - Lets be serious what is it

Rahul - Breaking news - Hardik Pandya wants to be serious

Shreyas - *tantanatanatanatantana*

Rahul - Thanks for the sound effect Shreyas

Shreyas - Any time bro

Virat - Are you mad Ro? Wait that not even a question

Yuzi -Rohitaaaa is right, eat cocoa every day

Jassi - Cocoa is a bean

Yuzi - I meant eat something that has cocoa

Kuldeep - And thats chocolate

Rohit - DIET TIP #4 - Eat chat with a lot of vegetables

Virat - What nonsense

Yuzi - Now I know why Ritsy bhabhi was putting pics of chat in her story

Shikhar - Chat diet 🤣

Jaddu - Someone in the world - Is chat healthy?

Rohit Sharma - If it has veggies then yes

Jinks - I agree that you are obsessed with chat Ro but veggies in chat makes it healthy. Who are you trying to fool?

Rahul - Ro you forgot about the chutneys, masalas, oil, you know better about the rest that goes in the chat

Ash - Veggies that Ro is talking about is Potato and Onions and Tomatoes, I cant think of any other vegetable that would be edible in chat

Rohit - DIET TIP #5 - Ice cream should be your bae

Jaddu - You are married Ro

Hardik - To icecream?

Bhuvi Get out before I kick you out

Virat - If you eat even a spoon of ice cream Ro you are out of the squad

Jinks - I can bet my life for the fact that he has finished 1 tub of ice cream per day inthis lock down

Rahul - Dont you think thats too less for him Jinks?

Rohit - DIET TIP #6 why diet? eat what you love

Shikhar - Itni bezzati ke baad why diet?

Virat - Nikalo is bande ko nikalo yaha se

Jaddu - Oh nikalo wale, ask Mahi bhai first cause he is admin, mujhe hi dimaag use karna padta hain

Virat - Shut up Jaddu, I knew it

Jaddu - As if

Virat - If anyone follows this diet then you are dead

Jassi - I thought we had to follow

Kuldeep - Same here

Jassi - I ordered ice cream

Kuldeep - I started making chat

Virat - What?

Rohit - DIET RESULT - fat burn

Hardik - You dont even have fat Jassi leave it

Rohit - DIET RESULT #2 - Grows muscles

Hardik - Yuzi try it

Virat - MAHI BHAI KICK THIS MAD MAN RO OUT NOW

Hardik - Virat is ordering Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱

Rahul - OMG😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Shreyas - 2020's effect on Virat bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

MSD - What did Cheeku do?

Hardik - Ordered you

Virat - Kick Ro out Mahi bhai

MSD - What did you do?

Virat - Is that even a question?

Hardik - Virat cross questions Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Rahul - Ky din dekhne pad rahe hain?😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Yuzi - Mujhe toh vishwas hee nahi hota 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

MSD - Cut the drama and cheeku tell

Virat - look at Ro's diet tips

MSD - They were horrible what else?

Virat - kick him out

MSD - What do you think I am your servant?

*message deleted *

Hardik- Did anyone read that?😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Bhuvi - Why do I have the urge to line up the same emojis Harry is

MSD - Ro dont repeat it the next time okay and now all go bye bye

Virat - What was that message?

Ash - What message did Mahi bhai send? we were playing PUBG since the past 5 minutes

Virat - WHAT? Then who was texting here

Rohit - Intruder runnnnnn

MSD - I was multi tasking

Virat - Are you sure?

Hardik - Virat is doubting Mahi bhai 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Rahul - Imagine I put the emojis as well

Shreyas - Kya din aagaye hain?

Yuzi - Wednesday hain

Virat - Stop and Mahi bhai answer

MSD - You will doubt on me Cheeku?

Virat - No sorry bhai sorry

MSD - Its okay

Virat - You said its okay so fast?

MSD - Do you want me to kick you out Cheeku?

Rohit - Yes

Virat - Nooooooooooo