《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》1(WIVES)
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Ayesha -
Anushka - Gate crashing lives is what we wives do but great job Ro
Ayesha - I was thinking whether this is my live or their platform to show that they are goals.
Ritika - I dont know what was wrong with Ro
Riva - Open the door I have to use the loo was the best
Ritika - I swear that guy has no patience
Ayesha - Even when Rits opened the door Ro was like thank god I wanna use the loo now
Ritika - 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Nupur - Sammy was looking so cute in the live
Ritika - She just woke up at that time
Anushka - Ayesha was right, she looked like Ro's twin
Ritika - She is becoming like him too
Anushka - Wait lemme guess
Ayesha - Lemme complete
Ritika - Before the two of you tell, yes you are right they both are sleeping.
Radhika - You should be happy Rits
Ritika - I am, atleast some time without a madman and his daughter
Sakshi - Lockdown has made everyone mad
Anushka - Dont tell me you are referring to Mahi bhai cause thats not possible
Riva - All are husbands are already mad, if Mahi bhai also then who will handle our husbands?
Sakshi - No Mahi is still sane, luckily
Ritika - Thank god
Anushka - Or else I would prefer moving to paatal lok than living with this dino in my house.
Nupur - You know our husbands were chatting about your dino only in their group
Anushka - Bhuvi lets you check his phone 😮😳😳😳
Nupur - Who said? I check it when he isnt around
Anushka - I need to check Virat's phone now
Ritika - and I need to check Ro's
Ayesha - I am not checking Shikhs he is too scared of me to do anything anyways
Nupur - You are a kickboxer, obviously he wont dare
Sakshi - Mahi doesnt leave his phone even for a second, all day long on PUBG
Anushka - Atleast you know what he is doing Virat doesnt let me do that too
Radhika - Keep an eye on him then
Anushka - I need to do that only now, girls flirt with him even when I am next to him
Sakshi - Calm down ladies, too much doubting is bad
Prithi - I agree
Anushka - I still cant trust Virat no matter what
Ritika - And I cant trust Ro
Radhika - Virat is still fine but why Ro?
Ritika - He is gone mad, yesterday I said that I am not cooking and he ordered a whole restaurant home, not only yesterday, he keeps ordering chips, chocolates and all everyday
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Anushka - That is still cheap, Virat has ordered 50 shoes, 30 Tshirts, 10 blazers and 5 cricket kits until now
Ayesha - When and where is he going to wear all that?
Pankhuri - Someone save me
Sakshi - What did Harry do now?
Nupur - He is the always one in trouble everytime 😂😂
Pankhuri - In trouble? He has troubled me to hell
Ritika - Now I want to know what he did now
Pankhuri - Then listen
Anushka - You mean read
Pankhuri - Same thing
Ayesha - I think Harry is having a bad influence on you Pankhu
Pankhuri - Today I told that I am not cleaning the house and maa agreed with me on that and we decided to make the men clean the house
Riva - Idea is not bad but I bet it did not turn up well at all
Pankhuri - It did until it was Harry's turn, papa did dusting, Krunal did the jhaddu and Harry had to do pocha
Sakshi - Why would you give Harry something to do with water?
Pankhuri - I am cursing myself for that right now, he literally put water on every possible surface in the house
Ritika - What was he even thinking?
Anushka - He thought that the sofas and tables need to be mopped too
Pankhuri - Thats exactly what he thought
Radhika - 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Nupur - Where are you now then?
Pankhuri - I am outside the house.
Sakshi - GET IN THE HOUSE NOW
Ritika - No caps please Sam is sleeping
Nupur - Ro typed the same thing in their group chat
Anushka - Send screen shots of their chats
Nupur - Bhuvi is on the phone now so later
Sakshi - DID YOU GET IN PANKHU
Pankhuri - I am not getting in until they clean up
Preethi - Thats not happening until you get in, only if you realize
Sakshi - Preethi is damn right, get in
Anushka - You dont want to be caught by police so get in
Pankhuri - Okay I will go but what do I do inside? I am not cleaning up
Ritika - Make Harry only clean up
Sakshi - Nooooo dont make that mistake again, you clean it up or else you wont have a home itself
Pankhuri - Harry broke 10 vases when I got out
Sakshi - Reconsider my suggestion
Pankhuri - I kicked Harry out of the house
Ritika - Good
Sakshi - I didnt tell you to kick him out
Pankhuri - Dont be lenient with him, and I kicked him out to the balcony, he will be let in only after he sleeps out for one night
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Nupur - Thats not going to work on him
Pankhuri - i was thinking of making it 2 nights but I pitied on him
Ritika -He isnt worth the pity
Sakshi - He is
Pankhuri - Dont take his side
Anushka - He is her favorite devar if you remember
Sakshi - Never tell this to Ro or Cheeku, they will eat me up
Ritika - Ro is eatting my head up as of now
Ayesha - What is he doing
Radhika - Wasnt he sleeping?
Ritika - He woke up and he is singing
Anushka - RIP your ears
Ritika - Whats even worse that he is singing Main Hoon Gian
Sakshi - And why is that?
Ritika - He is teaching Sam that song
Nupur - Sam barely is able to say Baba or Dada or Mumma
Ritika - I am running out of this house now
Anushka - Come home then my doors are always open to you
Ritika - Good idea, send Virat here, let them both stay together
Anushka - Bring Sam also, or else these two mad men will annoy her also
Ritika - Ya I am not leaving my daughter alone that too with two mad men
Sakshi - Staying with Cheeku and Ro has made you two mad for sure
Riva - I am happy I am in the farmhouse in Jamnagar or else Jaddu would have made also mad
Sakshi - Here I am trying to make Mahi mad but he is as calm as the sea
Riva - You cant make him mad, I sent Jaddu out with his horses and I was like dont come back stay with them in the shed
Radhika - And what did he say to that?
Riva - He sleeps in the horse shed, since 2 days
Anushka - How luckkyyyyy
Ayesha - Seriously very lucky
Ritika - Why are we stuck in our flats right now?
Anushka - Same question
Nupur - The answer is corona
Pankhuri - We did not know that Nups
Sakshi - YOu are back? What happened?
Preethi - Yes tell fast, we are ready for some tea
Pankhuri - I made Harry come in
Sakshi - Good
Pankhuri - And I am standing on his head and making him only clean the mess
Sakshi - Not good
Pankhuri - Nooooo
Sakshi - I told you not good What did he do now?
Pankhuri - Broke the cutlery set you gifted
Sakshi - Kill him now
Radhika - What an amazing transformation
Anushka - Ladies help please
Ritika - What happened in your house now, my house windows broke already because of Ro singing
Anushka - I sent Virat to cook
Ayesha - Woah! How did you manage to do that?
Anushka - My mom didnt allow me but then I called maa and maa made my mom say yes to sending him to cook saying that how much will Nushkie do alone and my mom still did not say yes but then she said that she if he is allowed to go to the kitchen then she will be very happpy and after so much convincing she agreed but actually maa wanted him to learn to cook and I had planned this with maa
Nupur - Such a mastermind planning
Anushka - My kitchen is on FIRE
Preethi - How big is the fire?
Radhika - She will tell that but what will you do by knowing that?
Preethi - Ash put the kitchen on fire yesterday
Ayesha - I cant believe a cool person like Ash can set fire
Sakshi - Ladies do not make the MISTAKE of sending your husbands to the kitchen EVER
Anushka - What did you do then Preethi?
Preethi - Pushed Ash in the fire
Ritika - What?
Preethi - No chill I put water what else?
Anushka - Why did that not strike me before?
Nupur - Shit
Sakshi - Ab kisne kya kandh kiya?
Nupur - I dont know why but Bhuvi wanted to practice bowling and the ball went through the window and fell on a lady who was putting her head out in the balcony
Ayesha - Chill its that lady's fault, she was putting her head out
Sakshi - I cant believe you are telling that Ayesha
Ayesha - Shikh was bowling to Zora in the balcony and the same thing happened and he decided to fight instead of simply saying sorry
Radhika - 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Ritika - Thats so typical of him though
Ayesha - And he went like Oh Auntyji kya tukar tukar ke niche dekh rahe the aap, apne ghar mein kya chal raha hain usmein dhyaan do pehle
Nupur - Bhuvi is not going to say that so I guess I will have to do that, I need some human interaction
Preethi - Haan haan Bhuvi toh kutta hain humara
Nupur - Oh ya he is a human tooo
Sakshi - I guess the only peaceful house is Radhika's
Radhika - No Jinks is there na
Sakshi - What did he do?
Radhika - Nothing MUCH, just broke 5 crockery sets while washing dishes
Ayesha - How is he still alive? Shikh would be in a bad condition if he did that
Radhika - I was too tired after making Aarya sleep that I didnt bother to enter the kitchen, he had to clean up all the glass pieces so I guess that served him right
Preeth - Thats so smart of you
Sakshi - Well then I guess my house is the ONLY HOUSE mess free as of now
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