《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》2
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Rahul -
Yuzi- The best gamers of team India
Shreyas - The best PUBG players of Team India
Rahul - Wish us luck guys
Yuzi - Yes we will anyways win but still wish us luck
Virat - Are these people gone mad?
Rohit - Exactly these One Plus people have one nuts
Jaddu - They chose the worst PUBG players in the team
Rohit - Exactly
Virat - Look whos talking
Shikhar - The worst PUBG player
Jaddu - More worse than the ones these One Plus people chose
Yuzi - Rohita is not the worst PUBG player
Rohit - I love you Yuzi
Hardik - I cannot believe it
Rohit - What happened to you now?
Hardik - They did not choose me, I have defeated Yuzi 15 times, Shreyas 20 times and Rahul 25 times in the lockdown itself imagine before that how many I would have won
Virat - You count?
Shikhar - What else do you expect from him?
Jassi - Jobless fellow
Bhuvi - Ask him how many times he lost
Hardik - Bhuvi you are going against me
Hardik - You?
Hardik - YOu?
Jassi - Harry is typing full you
Kuldeep - yes and not only u
Ash - What an amazing observation
Rahul - Answering Bhuvi's question Harry if you remember then you have lost against me 75 times.
Hardik - Even you counted?
Rahul - I am not jobless like you we have played 100 games together since lockdown started, you said you won 25 then I have won 75
Hardik - Isnt 100 - 25 = 25
Virat - Someone kick him out of the group
Hardik - Mahi bhai see Virat is kicking me
Rohit - Ya he is kicking you through the phone right?
Hardik - See Ro is teasing me
Virat - Ro is right only I am giving you virtual kicks
Rohit - Are they hurting a lot Harry
Hardik - Mahi bhai seee
MSD - I cant believe it
Hardik - Ikr you cant believe that Ro and Virat are troubling someone so innocent, so cute, so lovely, so nice, so handsome, so young, so kind man like me right?
Yuzi - Which lovely are you talking about? Fair and lovely wala lovely?
Kuldeep - No Yuzi for that he needs to be fair
Rahul - Kuli roasted Harry 🤣😂
Shreyas - And the way you said so young sounds like Shikhi bhai telling the whole team that he is the youngest person by heart
Shikhar - What do you mean by that Shreyas?
Shreyas - I am praising you bhai how being young by age does not matter at all, you need to be young at heart. Am I right Shikhi bhai ?
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Shikhar - Hmmm then okay you are right, that is what I always say
Rahul - And Harry are gorillas cute?
Jaddu - Are gorillas innocent?
Jassi - Are gorillas handsome?
Hardik - Mahi bhai 😭😭😭😭
MSD - Who told you to assume things?
Jassi - Mahi bhai did not support Harry Yay!!
MSD - I do not need to stay in this group anymore
Virat - WHY?
Rohit - Dont leave
Virat - Yes I promise that Ro and I wont fight
Rohit - I also unwilling agree with Vi (I did not call him Cheeku and annoy him see I already started avoiding fights)and promise
Virat - Atleast dont leave now
MSD - Sure promise?
Virat - Yes
Rohit - Yes
MSD - Then good, I am leaving
Rohit - WHAT?
MSD - The only work I had in this group is done
Virat - What work?
Jinks - Are you and Ro dumb?
Shikhar - Not even a question Jinks
Jaddu - No it is a question Shikh cause they are not just dumb, they are maha dumb
Hardik - No not Maha dumb say something worse
Bhuvi - They cant take your name can they?
Shikhar - Not like we mind
Hardik - MAHI BHAI 😭😭😭
MSD - Stop crying unnecessarily Harry
Hardik - Ok😊😊
Jassi - You stopped crying so fast?
Yuzi - You think he even shed a tear?
Rahul - Yes he shed crocodiles tears
Kuldeep - How is a gorilla supposed to shed crocodile's tears?
Shreyas - Damnnn Kuli is becoming samrt
Yuzi - You mean savage
Virat - Shut up you morons
Rohit - Ya and Mahi bhai tell what was the work
Ash - These fools still did not understand
MSD - My work was to stop your stupid fights
Jinks - When you both were agreeing about the virtual kicks Mahi bhai couldnt believe that you two were not fighting for a change
Shikhar - And you two even promised that you both wont fight
Ash - So what else does Mahi bhai want in life?
MSD - Exactly so I am leaving
Virat - I hate you Ro
Rohit - I hate you Cheeku
Virat - Only Mahi bhai calls me Cheeku 😡😡
Rohit - Cheeku cheeku
Virat - Stop annoying me Ro or else
Rohit - Or else what?
Virat - You will find your dead body
Rohit - How am I supposed to find my own dead body?
Ash - Your fight looks so real
Jinks - Dont ask how real it looks
Shikhar - It looks 1000 times dumb than how much ever real it looks
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Bhuvi - Say infinity times cause not sure how real it looks
Hardik - Ro and Virat broke Mahi bhai's promise
Hardik - 😱😱😱😱😱
Jaddu - 😱😱
Jassi - How can you break the promise you gave to Mahi Bhai ?😱
Kuldeep - Exactly
Rahul - Very bad Virat
Shreyas - Very bad Ro bhai
Yuzi - Kick them both out of the group
MSD - You guys got no chill
Virat - Yes bhai see they want to kick us out
MSD - By us you mean Ro and you not me
Hardik - Learn grammar Virat
Virat - look who is talking
Rohit - Its Harry check the chat properly
Ash - 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Rahul - Mahi bhai
MSD - Yes tell me Rahul
Rahul - These people did not tell Shreyas, Yuzi and me all the best
MSD - All the best for what joy?
Rahul-
Hardik - These oneplus people are mad they did not keep the best PUBG player of Team India
Bhuvi - If you tell your own name again then see what I do
Hardik - I meant Mahi bhai
Rohit - For the first time in your life you are right about something Harry
Jassi - I had to admit how much sense Harry is making
Virat - They forgot me that is okay but they forgot Mahi bhai, very bad
Yuzi - I told that but they say that they wanted young players
Virat - Do I look old to you?
Jinks - Do you think he is going to say yes?
Ash - Especially after you threatening him?
MSD - I feel bad for Smriti
Virat added Smriti
Smriti - Umm hello? Where am I?
Hardik - Paatal Lok
Bhuvi - Dont scare her
Rahul - Paatal Lok was good by the ways
Virat - Thank you
Rahul - Why are you saying thank you?
Virat - My wife made the series
Rohit - So? He will tell Anushka on his own
Virat - Wife ko kaho ya husband ko ek hi baat hain
Shikhar - Then you made paatal lok right?
Jaddu - And Anushka made centuries
Smriti - ??
MSD - Welcome Smriti, this is the ICT mens's whats app group
Smriti - Thank you Mahi bhai but why am I added here?
MSD - Ask Virat he added you
Smriti - Virat bhai??
Virat - See Smriti I am giving you a very important responsibility
Smriti - Okay and what is that?
Virat - It is a responsibility only a 18 numbered cricketer can give to another 18 numbered cricketer
Jinks - You are confusing her Virat
Smriti - Thanks Jinks bhai and yes you are confusing me Virat bhai
Rohit - He only knows to confuse people Smriti
Virat - No that is Ro's work
Smriti - Come to the point
MSD - Good going Smriti
Virat - So Smriti I am giving you the responsibility to save the image of Indian cricket
Smriti - Thanks for the further confusion Virat bhai
Rohit - See I told you right he can only confuse people
Virat - Can you let me tell what I am telling her without interrupting me
Smriti - I am reading the chat just type Virat bhai
Jinks - Atleast the girls are sensible if it was one of these idiots they would type I am listening just tell
Virat - STOP INTERRUPTING ME
Shikhar - Can you just say
Virat - See Smriti ignore these idiots
Virat - See in the Cricketers vs Gamers you are the only sensible person from cricketers so I make you their captain
Rohit - Why do I have the urge to agree to you Cheeku?
Virat - ONLY MAHI BHAI CALLS ME CHEEKU
Rohit - Shusshhhhhhhhhhh
Shikhar - Who is sleeping now?
Rohit - Sammie
Virat - Dont make her like you
Rohit - She is my daughter she is like me
Jaddu - He doesnt need to do anything
Virat - Then I will come to your house Ro and take Sam with me she cannot be lazy like her dad
Rohit - Lock down exists
Ash - And what are you going to do to make Sam like yourself Virat? Make her do weights?
Virat - Good Idea baby weights
Rohit - My daughter is coming no where near your house
Smriti- I exist in the group
Virat - So ya I wanted to tell you that you are the captain of the Indian Cricket Team's PUBG team
Rahul - I exist
Shreyas - Vi bhai
Yuzi- I am the best
Smriti- I am kinda clueless
MSD - I agree with Virat, Smriti you are the only responsible one out of these idiots so play well and captain them
Rahul - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Shreyas - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yuzi - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Hardik - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bhuvi - Why did you put so many crying emogis Harry?
Hardik - Isnt a who puts most emojis competition going on here?
Jaddu - Really ? Why didnt I know ?
Shikhar - Yeh lo aur namune
Jinks - Smriti thinks that we are mad
Smriti - I am relieved
Ash - What?
Smriti - I thought we were the only mad ones but yaha ke halat kuch kam nahi hain
Virat removed Smriti
MSD - That was rude
Rohit - He is always rude
Virat - No kaam ki baat ho gayi
Jinks - Good he removed that poor girl, she would have gotten a shock looking at the madness
Bhuvi - I sent her a message that it was accidental and she said that no its okay she was anyways going to exit, not wanting to be the party pooper or the odd one out.
Ash - Atleast someone is sensible
Jaddu - Virat was scared that what if he types something stupid toh saari izzat ki dhajiya udd jayegi
Shikhar - Uske liye izzat honi chahiye
Virat - MAHI BHAI
MSD - If anyone of you call me to defend you again I am quitting the group now
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