《INDIAN CRICKET TEAM CHATS》1
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INDIAN CRICKET TEAM
Yuzi - You look so funny
Kuldeep - Bhai looks cute
Jassi - Yes he looks very innocent
Jaddu - Innocent my foot
Rohit - He looks like a kid caught entering the kitchen at midnight.
Shikhar - What Ro means is that Virat looks like him caught stealing Sam's and Ritika's chocolates at midnight.
Rohit - 😡😡😡
Virat - True Shikhi thats what he meant
Hardik - Look at the timing he entered at
Jaddu - Ya when Ro was getting roasted
Hardik - Or maybe he was there all this while but was waiting for the right moment
Jassi - Yes, bhai is smart, he tests only when required.
Kuldeep - Yes, he does not chat unnecessarily.
Hardik - Leave everything Y are u 2 using gramar in chating
Shikhar - Look at the condition of your grammar first
Rohit - Dont change the topic, we are discussing about how Virat looks like a 2 year old kid
Jassi- You mean cute?
Yuzi - No he means dumb
Jinks - You look so funny Virat
Virat - 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Bhuvi - Hate to admit but Jinks is right. Why would you even take such a video?
Ash - Okay fine you took it but why did you post it?
Virat - Nushkie posted it if anyone of you realize
Rohit - and you could not say no
Jaddu - He is not a Rajput like me thats why
Shikhar - Wait I will call Reeva bhabhi
Jaddu - Dont she will kill me with my own sword
Virat - Koi darr gaya
Rohit - Let me ask Anushka how she posted that video without getting murdered by you wait
Shikhar - After you know how tell it here
Jaddu - So we can post more amazing pics of the dinosaur
Shikhar - Rajput marr nahi gaya tha?
Hardik - WE EXIST
Rohit - Shushhhh Sammie is sleeping
Virat - For a change
Kuldeep - Can we go back to the topic on how cute Vee bhai is looking
Virat - Awww Kuli
Rohit - You sound like a girl Virat
Shikhar - Can you go call Anushka
Jinks - Ya dont waste time here Ro, we will do perfectly well until you come back
Virat - Jinks you also 😯😳😪
Virat - Mera iss duniya mein koi nahi raha
Virat - Koi nahi
Virat - No one cares for me
Virat - No one
Virat - 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Jinks - Are you done crying a river?
Hardik - Should we come and make a bridge?
Jassi - Bridge?
Yuzi - Ya Virat's house might have been flooded by now so we need to make a bridge for Anushka bhabhi to walk over
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Kuldeep - What about Vee bhaiya then?
Hardik - Why do you want to save him? He will drown in his own tears
Virat - No one loves me
Virat - No one
Hardik - Yeh din dekhne se pehle main marr kyun nahi gaya
Bhuvi - Harry stop
Virat - Some one loves me atleast
Bhuvi - I said that cause Harry's messages were annoying me
Hardik - Am I annoying you Bhuvi?😥😥
Virat - Yes you are annoying
Hardik - No one loves me also Virat
Virat - No one loves only me
Hardik - Ya because Mahi bhai loves me
Virat - No Mahi bhai loves me
Hardik - You just said no one loves you
Virat - No one except Mahi bhai loves me
Hardik - Lets ask Mahi bhai only
Virat - Why didnt I get this idea
Hardik - Thats cause you are dumb
Virat - Look whos talking
Hardik - Lets ask Mahi bhai who he loves
Virat - He loves me only ask him he will say my name
Hardik - Lets see
Shikhar - Go on
Yuzi - I am enjoying the show
Jaddu - *gets popcorn*
Rahul - *eats popcorn*
Shikhar - Rahul: You were here all this while?
Rahul - I was enjoying the show bhai so I was quiet
Shikhar - Hmm smart
Rahul - I know *eats more popcorn*
Jaddu - Why is the movie not starting?
Shreyas - Looks like the ad is still going on
Jinks - Even you are here
Rahul - I am doing exactly what Rahul said *crunch crunch eating popcorn sound*
Bhuvi - Since everyone is eating popcorn even I will get some
Jinks - Haan what will we both do alone
Shikhar - Ayesha get more popcorn my popcorn got over
Jaddu - Ayesha bhabhi is in this group only Shikh
Ash - Dont tell me you were asking Ayesha bhabhi to get popcorn on chat
Shikhar - Wrong chat ignore
Yuzi - There is an delete option just in case you dont know
Jaddu - He might have deleted the message for himself when he went to delete for all
Shikhar - How do you know
Jaddu - See🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I used a Rajput's third eye
Jinks- 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Virat - MAHIII BHAIIIIIIII
Hardik - Mahhiii bhaiiiiiiii
Shikhar - Ayesha get the popcorn fast, the movie started
Ash - Wrong chat again
Rahul - Shhhhh movie started
Jaddu - *put the recliner back*
Shreyas - *trrrrrrr the sound of the recliner going back*
Yuzi - Why are you giving the sounds Shreyas?
Shreyas - Cinematic effects
Rahul - Shhhhhhh movie started
Bhuvi - *enjoys the movie*
Jinks - You got popcorn bhuvi?
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Bhuvi - Yaa what about you?
Jinks - I am making them
Shikhar - Ayesha how much time more for the popcorn
Ash - 10 more minutes
Jaddu - Retards shut up
Jinks - Look who is taking
Shreyas - *pop pop*
Jinks - Thats the sound of popcorns popping I know Shreyas, you did not have to send it
Shreyas - That is because it is popping in front of you, I am telling for the rest
Hardik - Mahi Bhaaiiiii Come here now
Virat - @mahibhai come here
Jaddu - *Interval got over*
Rahul - *Haan picture toh abhi baaki hain mere dost*
Hardik - @mahibhai I love you come fast
Virat - @mahibhai I love you more come fast
Hardik - MAHI BHAI Virat is bullying me
Virat - What no when MAHI BHAI Harry is fake complaining
Hardik - MAHI BHAI 😭😥😪
Virat - MAHI BHAI 😭😭😭😭
Hardik - What are you trying to prove by crying more than me?
MSD - What is happening here?
Virat - Mahi bhai came because I called
Hardik - No he came because I called
Virat - No me
Hardik - No me
MSD - Stop I came because Jassi called me in real not on whatsapp like you two
Virat - Why did he call?
Hardik - You asked what I wanted to but thank I did not have to type because of you
Virat - You just typed so much
Jassi- I called bhai to tell him that I love him the most so he also loves me not any of you
Rahul - Soooo smarttt Jasssiiiiii
Jaddu - Kahani mein twist
Shikhar - Kahani mein aya ek naya modd
Yuzi - Ab kya karege MS Dhoni? Janane ke liye dekhte rahiye
Shreyas - *munch munch* *eats more popcorn*
Jinks - Popcorn ready just in time
Shikhar - Ayesha get more popcorn, kahani zyaada interesting ho rahi hain
Ash - I bet Ayesha bhabhi did not get any text of yours yet
MSD - Whats happening here?
Bhuvi - Nothing special, a fight between Virat and Harry to see if you love Virat or Harry and Jassi brought a twist in the fight
Jaddu - And yes we are enjoying that fight
Yuzi - Mera toh free mein acha entertainment ho raha hain continue
Hardik - Mahi bhai you love me right?
Virat - No mahi bhai loves me right?
Jassi - none of you I already called him he said that he loves me
Kuldeep - I thought bhai loves me
MSD - Why am I stuck here?
Hardik - You dont love me?
Hardik - Why am I alive?
Hardik - Pankha kaha hain I will go hang myself
Rahul - Where are you sitting Harry?
Hardik - In the hall
Rahul - there is no fan there, go to your bedroom
Hardik - No one wants me alive I am doing suicide
MSD - Harry sit where ever you are
Shreyas - He must be sitting on the floor right now
Hardik - i am going
MSD - Harry sit down now
Hardik - Okay 😪😪
MSD - So can some one tell me why exactly are they fighting
Rohit - I called Anushka
Virat - When?
Rohit - I was talking to her all this while
Jinks - Exactly why there was some peace here
Shikhar - What did Anushka say?
Jaddu - *topic changed so easily*
Rahul - *picture abhi bhi baaki hain*
Rohit - So she told me that
Shikhar - That?
Jaddu - That?
Rohit - Have patience I am typing
Jinks - With the speed of an ant
Rohit - So she was like
Yuzi - Rohitaaa just type
Rohit - She told that Virat wanted to eat a chocolate but he did not want anyone to know that he is going to eat a chocolate so he
Shikhar - Can you type the whole thing at once Ro
Jaddu - My patience is going to run of any minute then no one can stop the Rajput inside me to remove my sword
Ash - 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Rohit - Can you let me type
Rahul - We are waiting
Shreyas - *click click*
Rahul - We know that this is the sound of Ro typing do not elaborate Shreyas
Rohit - Ya so he was sneaking into the kitchen and at that time he did not see Anushka sitting on the sofa in the kitchen and Anushka started the video and when he was about to reach the fridge he realized that some one is there in the kitchen and he turned
Rohit - My hands are paining
Shikhar - You still did not tell how she managed to post it
Jaddu - That was what we wanted to know and not this whole story
Rohit - Then ask Anushka on your own only
Jinks - This means you did not ask her how she posted it without getting killed
Bhuvi - Kaam kya diya tha aur kya kar ke aya
Rohit - So what were you guys doing without us
Rahul - Hardik and Virat were fighting about who Mahi bhai loves and then Jinks changed the story and Kuldeep joined the race
Shreyas - *claps* *amazing sumary*
Rahul - you did not give the sound of clapping
Shreyas - *ttataatata*
Rahul - I could hear them thanks Shreyas
Rohit - Mahi bhai doesnt love any of them he loves me and only me right Mahi bhai
MSD - Ho gaya?
Hardik - now bhai will tell that he loves me
Jassi - he already told me that he loves me
Kuldeep - I know that he loves me
Virat - he does not need to tell that he loves me
Rohit - I can feel how much he loves me
MSD - I love Shikh, Rahul, Yuzi, Jaddu, Jinks, Bhuvi, Shreyas, Ash (sorry if I missed anyone consider yourself in except Ro, Cheeku, Kuli, Jassi, and Harry)
Bhuvi - We know you love us
Shikhar - Thats why we were enjoying the show
Rahul - Movie ended well
Jaddu - I am a true Rajput so I bow in front of you Mahi bhai
Shreyas - *sobs*
Shikhar - Ayesha dont bring more popcorn
Ash - Did you even get a single popsorn until now?
Jinks - he is gonna go hungry I swear
MSD - I dont love any of you
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