《The Beauty And The Heist》Valentine's Day: Letter to Kestrel
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Dear Kestrel,
If you tell anyone I wrote you a Valentine's Day note, I'll have to kill you.
Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, happy Valentine's Day, Kessie. I don't really know what to write here. There's so much I want to say, but I can't find the words. I don't know how to express my sentiments towards you, only that it fluctuates from mildly murderous to extremely murderous when you talk.
You're a breath of fresh air and you steal my breath whenever I really think about you. You're brave, loyal and kind without being weak. I don't know what I've done to deserve that loyalty, but I will spend the rest of my life making sure I'm worth it. You're the voice of reason to my half-thought plans. No, I'm serious, don't laugh even though I love your laugh.
Aisheteru yo.
-Kai.
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