《the assistant; billie eilish》69
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i'm now five months pregnant and my belly is so
cute so far. the amount of times i almost killed
my baby should be illegal though.
i fell down the stairs the other day. technically it wasn't my fault! billie left her shoes in front of the top of the stairs and i didn't see them and i tripped.
why would you leave your fake ass jordan's there anyways? nah let me stop she probably can read my thoughts
my baby is perfectly fine though! i'm currently at my doctors appointment to find out the gender.
i could have found out last appointment but billie wasn't there so i didn't want to.
"i already know it's a boy"billie say
"it's probably a girl" i say
"it's literally a boy you've been craving salty shit" she say
"maybe our child is gay!"
"it's a boy i don't care! watch!" she say smiling
"you're delusional" i roll my eyes
i honestly don't care what gender my baby is along as it's healthy and stuff.
i know it's a girl though because my family only had girls. no boys! my grandma only had sisters,grandma had my mom and my mom had us two girls.
when i found out what eve did i was just sad for her to be honest. she was so obsessed with billie to the point where it's just sad on her part.
she's the one that fucked up but yet she was still on billie's dick. billie took her ass to court and she was found guilty.
she's in prison for seven years. i'm glad because i'm tired of her ass. she also got rid of the baby.
"i'm so excited!" billie smiles
"me too" i say
i'm excited for this baby but at the same time i'm not cause i'm scared to push this baby out.
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i heard that sometimes you poop when giving birth. i don't want to get an epidural because i've heard stories about people dying from that so i'm scared.
"hi,how are you today?" the door suddenly opens revealing the doctor
"i'm good! how about you?" i ask
"i'm great" the woman say
i see billie giving my doctor a weird look. i don't know why but every time we come billie always acting like this lady trying to steal me from her.
"it's nice to see you here again ms.o'connell" she greets billie
"same to you" billie forces out
"have you been feeling any sorts of pain?"she asks me
"no i've been good" i say
"okay good" she smiles before doing something on the computer
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"it's a girl!"
"i knew it!" i smile before the doctor lifts up the thing
"wait-"
"congrats!" my doctor say before leaving out of the room
"thank you!! i can't wait to do cute little hairstyles and dress her like me" i say
"i guess you were right,we're having a baby girl that i'm going to spoil" billie say before kissing me
she then kisses my stomach and meanwhile i'm brainstorming name ideas. i already had a few in mind.
billie helps me get down from the chair carefully before we leave out the room.
once we left the building i got in the passenger side of the car.
i pull out my phone beginning to text sierra.
😯
BESTIEEEEE
IM HAVING A GIRL
AGGHHHHWIWIW
OMG
IM GONNA HAVE A NIECE
YESSSSS
WE GOTTA GO SHOPPING FR
IMMA HAVE HER DRIPPED OUT
i can't shop
i'll send you alone yes or with jade boo
i'll go with my wifey
i love that woman sm wtf
i am so sleepy
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this baby ain't did shit but make me sleepy and hungry tbh
go to bed at a regular time
i can't
my bladder is fucked up
damn
ur baby doing u dirty
sure is
i can already tell she gonna be bad asf
wyd?
u home?
i'm on the way home
billie's cooking dinner
ouu what she cooking?
idk
but my baby know how to cook so i'll be fine
im abt to be knocked out
so gn bae😍🫶🏾
good night love!!!
sleep tight
tell my niece i said hey
she don't like you
😭😭😭
go fuck yourself
oh how i wish i could rn
you're nasty
ofc i am
how else am i pregnant?
bye
it's okay you're still my baby mama
don't be gay #sinner
aren't you...
ok
yes but i like to correct other people before getting my stuff together
no one:
BAD christians:
🚫🏳️🌈
ok bye fr now
love u 🫶🏾
byeeeee
love uuuu🫶🏽🫶🏽
i wake up to billie tapping my shoulder. "baby we're home" she say
"i like to have sex uh huh" i say first thing
"you just woke up" she groans
"okay and?" i say before getting out of the car
we enter inside the house and i immediately head upstairs to the room. i throw off my clothes before getting into bed.
i'm tired and billie better not bother me or i'm
whooping her ass.
the door suddenly opens and billie's loud stomping walking ass walks into the room. she walks so fucking loud.
there's no reason for you to be stomping around the house like you in stomp yard.
"stop stomping your feet billie" i mumble
"i'm not stomping my feet" she say even though she's clearly is
she stomps her claw feet into the bathroom leaving me mad cause she know damn well
you can hear her walking a mile away.
you know how up in movies and they have a giant and it's walking,that's exactly how that big head crackhead sounds.
i wake up to the smell of food. perfect cause i'm
hungry!
i get out of bed before putting on my clothes and heading downstairs.
"hey" i say
"hii,you slept good?" she asks
"mm yeah" i smile
i see she cooked grilled chicken with mashed potatoes and asparagus. so basically i have no choice but to eat healthy cause i'm pregnant.
"smells good" i compliment
"go sit down" she say
you don't got to tell me twice! submissive and breedable for you.
i sit down at the dinner table and billie brings my plate with my drink.
"thank you!!" i say happy because i'm about to eat
a/n:
😜🫶🏾 i love sending voice messages bye
follow my private page for a angelic voice message
and my tiktok
or you can just follow my regular one @billieismines i don't post really but oh well
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